Indecision 2012 - After Dark, Oooh Yeah Edition - Herman Cain's Damaged Campaign

  • Aired:  11/29/11
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Wyatt Cenac, Jason Jones and Samantha Bee report on the damaging effects of Ginger White's infidelity claim on Herman Cain's campaign. (4:22)

FOR MORE ON HERMAN CAIN'S

CAMPAIGN ISSUE WE WE HEAD OUT TO

WYATT SEINE KNACK.

WYATT, HOW BADLY IS THIS GOING

TO DAMAGE HIS CREDIBILITY?

>> THIS IS BAD, SERIOUSLY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN MARRIED

MEN GIVE MONEY TO SINGLE WOMEN

THEY'VE BEEN ACQUAINTED WITH FOR

13 YEARS BUT HAVEN'T HAD SEX

WITH?

NEVER.

(LAUGHTER)

GO AHEAD, TRY IT.

THE CHECK WON'T EVEN CLEAR.

BANKS AREN'T SET UP FOR THAT.

THE A.T.M. SAYS "WHAT'S WRONG

WITH YOU MAN?

TRANSACTION DENIED, GO HOME,

COME BACK WHEN YOU GET A KISS,

DUMMY."

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: FIRST SEXUAL

HARASSMENT CLAIMS, NOW THIS.

HE'S GOT TO BE THINKING "WHAT'S

NEXT?"

>> I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S NEXT.

THIS WAS THE SCENE AT THE LOCAL

ATLANTA FOX AFFILIATE THAT BROKE

THE STORY.

(SCREAMING)

>> HE TOUCHED MY BOOB!

>> HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!

>> I ROAD THE CAIN TRAIN!

>> THEY'RE CALLING IT BLACK

WALNUT FRIDAY.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: THANK YOU SO MUCH,

WYATT, THE SCANDAL HAS TAKEN ITS

TOLL ON THE CAIN CAMPAIGN.

REPORTS ARE EMERGING HE MIGHT BE

CONSIDER WITHDRAWING FROM THE

RACE WHICH I STRONGLY DISCOURAGE

HIM FROM DOING.

I ALREADY LOST TRUMP.

I CAN'T LOSE YOU, TOO.

UM... I MEAN, THIS GUY IS THE

GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG.

I'M SORRY, THAT'S ACQUAINTED

WITH THE EGG.

NEVER LAID IT.

NEVER LAID IT.

HE'S HELPING THE GOOSE

FINANCIALLY WITH THE EGG.

BUT IF THESE ALLEGATIONS OF

SEXUAL IMPROPRIETY DERAIL CAIN,

WHO WILL BENEFIT?

>> HER MAN CAIN WAS ALREADY

LOSING ALTITUDE IN THIS RACE.

WHERE DO HIS VOTES GO?

>> TO NEWT GINGRICH, I THINK.

I THINK RIGHT NOW THAT

ANTI-ROMNEY VOTE HAS COALESCED

ARM AROUND THE FORMER SPEAKER.

>> Jon: VOTERS LEAF CAIN

BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE HE HAD

AN AFFAIR AND GO TO THE GUY WHO

HAD TWO OF THEM!

I GUESS NEWT GINGRICH BECOMES

THE CANDIDATE FOR PEOPLE WHO

LIKE HERMAN CAIN BUT THINK HE

WAS TOO MONOGAMOUS.

JASON JONES IS SANDING BY.

JASON, WHERE ARE YOU?

>> I'M AT RICK SANTORUM'S

CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS.

ICKJon:QU

NOTE, IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO

DIRECTIONS FOR HIS HEADQUARTERS

DO NOT-- AND I CANNOT STRESS

THIS ENOUGH-- SEARCH GOOGLE MAPS

MAPS.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY, I'M JUST

WAITING FOR PEOPLE DO THAT AND

COME BACK TO THE PROGRAM.

WHAT'S GOING ON AT SANTORUM

HEADQUARTERS?

>> HE'S WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE

AS FROTHING MAD.

(LAUGHTER)

ABOUT CAIN VOTERS GOING TO

GINGRICH.

>> Jon: WHAT WHY IS HE MAD?

>> WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO

GET RESPECT?

HIS CREDENTIALS ARE UNMATCHED.

HE'S PRO-LIFE, ANTI-IMMIGRANT,

STRICT CREATIONIST, HE EQUATES

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE WITH GET TO GOAT

(BLEEP)ING.

HE BLAMED THE CATHOLIC CHURCH'S

SEX SCANDAL ON LIBERALISM.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE HAS SEVEN

CHILDREN BUT HAD ONLY HAD SEX

FOUR TIMES!

(LAUGHTER)

HE'S A POSTER BOY FOR THE

CONSERVATIVE RIGHT BUT HE NEVER

GETS ANY ATTENTION.

HE'S GOT A...

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

SAMANTHA BEE, WHERE ARE YOU?

>> JOHN, I'M IN ROOM 307 OF THE

FOUR SEASONS IN HILLS DALE,

MICHIGAN AND I CAN NOW TELL YOU

WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY WHERE

THE NEXT CAIN BOMBSHELL WILL

COME FROM.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: WHERE, SAM?

>> JON, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I

AM TELLING YOU NOW THAT HERMAN

CAIN IS UNDERNEATH MY SKIRT.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: HERMAN CAIN IS THERE

RIGHT NOW?

>> LET ME CONFIRM THAT WITH MY

SOURCES.

YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO BE A

10464.

>> Jon: SAM, THIS IS IT!

THIS IS DIRECT EVIDENCE OF

IMPROPRIETY.

>> NOT ACCORDING TO HERMAN CAIN,

JON.

HE AS ISSUED A STATEMENT

ADMITTING HE KNOWS ME AND IS, IN

FACT, UNDER MY SKIRT BUT HE SAYS

HE'S JUST PROVIDING MUCH-NEEDED

FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO MY

VAGINA.

(LAUGHTER)

AS A FRIEND.

JUST AS FRIENDS.

>> Jon: CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT?

>> I CAN CONFIRM HERMAN CAIN

DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE TERM

"FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE."

QUIT IT!

HERMAN, YOU ARE BAD!

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