Wayne's World

  • Aired:  09/29/11
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Barack Obama's been good to the NRA, but if you want to take away Wayne LaPierre's preconceived narrative, you'll have to pry it from his cold dead hands. (3:25)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

AS YOU KNOW, AS YOU KNOW, WHEN

BARACK OBAMA WAS ELECTED

PRESIDENT, ONE GROUP IN

PARTICULAR VERY CONCERNED.

>> WHILE THE RESULTS OF

TUESDAY'S ELECTION LED TO

CELEBRATIONS IN SOME PART OF THE

COUNTRY, THIS OTHERES, THERE'S

BEEN A BOOM IN GUN SALES.

>> I HONESTLY BELIEVE THESE

GOING TO PUT AN END TO CERTAIN

TYPES OF WEAPONS.

>> ELECTION DAY, PEOPLE WAKE UP

THINKING, OBAMA WON.

THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR GUNS

AWAY TOMORROW.

>> Jon: TOMORROW?

( LAUGHTER )

HE'S A PRESIDENT.

HE'S NOT MAGNETO.

( LAUGHTER )

EVEN HE WAS MAGNETO, THERE'S NO

WAY TO REALLY DIFFERENTIATE

BETWEEN GUNS AND POSTERS.

ANYWAY, THINGS DIDN'T QUITE TURN

OUT THAT WAY.

>> SENSE THE PRESIDENT TOOK

OFFICE, HE HAS ACTUALLY SIGNED

BILLS LOOSENING GUN CONTROL,

INCLUDING ALLOWING GUNS TO BE

CARRIED IN NATIONAL PARKS AND IN

LUGGAGE ON AMTRAK TRAINS.

>> SO FAR THE ONLY GUN

LEGISLATION THE PRESIDENT HAS

SIGNED ARE LAWS THE N.R.A.

ACTUALLY WANTED.

>> THE PRESIDENT'S RECORD ON

GUNS HAS EARNED HIM STRAIGHT

"Fs" FROM THE BRADY CAMPAIGN

TO PREVENT GUN VIOLENCE.

>> Jon: HA!

THE JOKE'S ON YOU, BRADY

CAMPAIGN, BECAUSE HE GOT "Fs,"

THAT MEANS HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO

REPEAT HIS FIRST TERM.

OBAMA'S GIVEN EVERYTHING THE

N.R.A. COULD HAVE WANTED.

THAT OUGHT TO MAKE THEIR C.E.O.,

WAYNE LAPIERRE, A PRETTY HAPPY

MAN.

>> IT'S A BIG, FAT, STINKIN LIE.

IT'S ALL PART OF A MASSIVE OBAMA

CONSPIRACY TO DECEIVE VOTERS AND

HIDE HIS TRUE INTENTIONS TO

DESTROY THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN

OUR COUNTRY.

>> Jon: GO ON?

>> THAT'S THEIR AGENDA.

IF ANYONE DOUBTS THAT, THINK.

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: OR USE MINE-- I'M

CLEARLY NOT USING IT.

( LAUGHTER )

IT'S JUST SITTING IN MY BRAIN

COLLECTING DUST.

BARACK OBAMA'S BEEN GOOD TO THE

N.R.A., BUT FOR LAPIERRE, IF YOU

WANT TO TAKE AWAY HIS

PRECONCEIVED NARRATIVE, YOU HAVE

TO PRY IT FROM HIS COLD, DEAD,

HANDS.

>> BEFORE THE PRESIDENT WAS EVEN

SWORN INTO OFFICE, THEY MET AND

THEY HAD THE CONSPIRACY OF

PUBLIC DECEPTION TO TRY TO

GUARANTEE HIS REELECTION IN

2012.

THEY CONCOCKED A SCHEME TO STAY

AWAY FROM THE GUN ISSUE, LULL

GUN OWNERS TO SLEEP AND PLAY US

FOR FOOLS IN 2012.

>> Jon: BARACK OBAMA WILL

COURT HIS LIBERAL BASE BY

RUNNING ON CHANGE, GET ELECTED,

FAIL TO DELIVER THE CHANGE WITH

A CONGRESS FROM HIS SAME PARTY,

THUS ALIENATING THAT BASE IN AN

ATTEMPT TO WIN OVER THE PEOPLE

THAT HATE HIM NO MATTER WHAT,

ENSURING HIS VICTORY IN 2012,

WHERE HE IS & A CONGRESS FROM

THE OPPOSING PARTY CAN FINALLY

TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR GUNS.

( LAUGHTER )

IT'S JUST SO CRAZY, IT'S

( BLEEP ) CRAZY.

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