Indecision 2012 - The Awakening

  • Aired:  06/14/11
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John Oliver witnesses the unspeakable evil that awakens every four years as the presidential candidates return. (2:40)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

IS ALREADY UPON US.

JOHN OLIVER VISITED NEW

HAMPSHIRE YESTERDAY AND HAS SOME

THOUGHT TOOK PLACE RACE FOR THE

WHITE HOUSE.

>> IT WAS DURING DINNER AND THEY

CALLED.

MOST OF THEM COME, THEY WANT TO

MEET WITH US, THEY WANT TO BE IN

OUR HOMES.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE

ALREADY BACK.

>> THEY'RE JUST CRAZY.

(SCREAMING)

>> THEY'RE HERE!

(LAUGHTER)

>> OH, GOD, NO!

>> LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT!

>> OH, MY GOD!

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

(PHONE RINGING)

>> IT'S TIME NO ONE IS SAFE.

>> OH, (BLEEP)!

>> FROM CAMPAIGNING.

>> TO THE GATES OF HELL.

(SCREAMING)

>> THE SPIN.

>> THEY HAVE SOMEONE THAT

REPRESENTS THEIR VOICE IN THIS

RACE FOR PRESIDENT.

>> YOU RISK LOSING BUT YOU'RE

NOT SAYING ANYTHING.

>> I'M HILLARY CLINTON.

>> I'M MIKE HUCKABEE.

>> I'M BARACK OBAMA.

>> THE TALKING POINTS.

>> INDECISION, READY TO GO

FORWARD IN THE CAMPAIGN...

>> THE HOPELESS CANDIDATES.

THE COMMERCIALS.

>> I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

>> I'M MITT ROMNEY, I'M RUNNING

FOR PRESIDENT AND I APPROVE THIS

MESSAGE.

>> AND THE STUPID, STUPID

QUESTIONS.

>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO!

ASK THEM!

>> PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO

SAY.

>> DO IT!

>> WHO DO YOU THINK WON THE

DEBATE?

>> HANDS DOWN DR. RON PAUL

(SCREAMING)

>> THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE

GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL.

>> YEAH, I WILL FEAR NO EVIL.

>> I'M RON PAUL AND I APPROVE

THIS MESSAGE.

♪ OH BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS

SKIES

♪ FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN ♪

(SCREAMING)

>> I CAN SEE MY SOUL CHIPPING

AWAY.

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