Strife of Pie

  • Aired:  11/20/13
  •  | Views: 112,303

Chicago takes exception to Jon's rant against the Windy City's signature deep-dish cuisine. (4:25)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO "THE

DAILY SHOW."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

AN EXCELLENT ONE TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT MR. TOMBROKAW.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE WAS SCHEDULED.

SHE'LL BE ON TOMORROW NIGHT.

TONIGHT IS TOM BROKAW.

BOTH TALKING ABOUT THEASSASSINATION OF JOHN F.

KENNEDY.

TOO SOON.

[LAUGHTER]A LITTLE WHILE BACK ON THE

PROGRAM I PERSONALLY DON'T WATCHIT, I THINK IT'S CRASS.

[ LAUGHTER ]I MAY HAVE MENTIONED SOMETHING

ABOUT CHICAGO-STYLE PIZZA ANDHOW IT TENDED TO BE LESS

PIZZA-ISH THAN PIZZA.

I WAS GESTICULATING QUITE ABIT DURING THAT CLIP.

IN ARTICULATING THAT SENTIMENT,I MAY HAVE IMPLIED THAT DEEP

DISH PIZZA TASTES LIKE A STRINGCHEESE THAT HAD BEEN BAKED FOR

TWO HOURS INSIDE OF MIKE DITKA'SASS.

[ LAUGHTER ]SO I SAID THAT ON A -- MY

PROGRAM AND APPARENTLY CHICAGOHAS TELEVISION.

[LAUGHTER][CHICAGOANS ARE NO DOUBT TAKING

PERSONAL OFFENSE TO THE"THE DAILY SHOW" HOST'S

JON STEWART'S RANT AGAINSTOUR DEEP DISH PIZZA.

>> JON STEWART TRASHING OURPIZZA.

>> I TAKE BIG OFFENSE BECAUSECHICAGO STYLE DEEP DISH IS THE

BEST.

>> PICKING ON OUR PIZZA.

>> A RIBBING.

>> TAKE A BITE IT'SIRRESISTIBLE.

>> I'M NOT A DEEP DISH FAN,MYSELF.

I LOVE THIN CRUST.

I COULD GET HATE MAIL.

I USED TO SHIP IT FROZEN TOCALIFORNIA.

>> I'M NOT A DEEP DISH FAN.

>> Jon: GET TO THE TRAFFIC ANDWEATHER ALREADY!

[LAUGHTER]I'M LATE AND I NEED TO KNOW IF I

NEED TO WEAR A COAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]ANYWAY, SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT

MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE PIZZADIALOG WAS NOT PARTICULARLY WELL

REASONED.

>> JON STEWART WENT ON A RANT.

>> STEWART FIRED OFF A TIRADE,IT CONTINUED LIKE THAT FOR A

WHILE IN THE CHEESY NEW YORKACCENT.

>> Jon: CHEESY NEW YORK ACCENTWHO THE (bleep) DO YOU THINK

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A CHEESYNEW YORK ACCENT YOU SON -- YOU

FORGET -- WAIT A MINUTE, YOUKNOW?

I HEAR IT NOW.

YOU ARE RIGHT.

IT IS SOMEWHAT PRONOUNCED.

IF I WAS RANTING -- WELL, IDON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IT WAS

NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT PEOPLEON TWITTER WERE RANTING BACK.

LIKE (bleep) YOU JONSTEWART FOR SAYING DEEP DISH

PIZZA ISN'T PIZZA, DIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]THAT PARTICULAR TWITTER USER

DID NOT SPECIFY THE METHODBY WHICH I SHOULD DIE BUT I ONLY

ASSUME IT WOULD BE POISONING BYDEEP DISH PIZZA.

[ LAUGHTER ]WHENEVER THERE'S A SPIRITED BACK

AND FORTH YOU KNOW CHICAGO MAYORRAHM EMMANUEL IS GETTING

INVOLVED.

THIS IS THE GIFT THAT RAHMEMMANUEL SENT TO JON

STEWART ON "THE DAILY SHOW".

>> SHOWING EVEN A DOG REJECTINGA DEEP DISH PIZZA FROM THE

MAYOR.

>> Jon: THAT'S ONE OF "THEDAILY SHOW" DOGS QALY.

HE DIDN'T WANT THE PIZZA BUT IHAVE SEEN THAT DOG EAT NOT ONLY

GARBAGE BUT HAPPILY SPEND HISENTIRE DAY WITH HIS NOSE IN

ANOTHER DOG'S BUTT HOLE.

THE OTHER DOG IS PARKER.

IN HIS DEFENSE, PARKER HAS ANAMAZING BUTT HOLE.

ELEGANT. SOPHISTICATED.

WITH JUST A SOUCIANT OFSNASAUGE.

A LITTLE BIT OF JUNGLE FEVER,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAY SOMETHING

IN YEAH.

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