Extreme Weather Hotportunity

  • Aired:  07/25/11
  •  | Views: 108,696

TV weather people take advantage of the extreme weather hotportunity by cooking on dashboards and city sidewalks. (2:11)

COMEDY CENTRAL

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW WITH JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A VERY GOOD SHOW

TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, NEIL

PATRICK HER IS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NOW AS YOU KNOW MANY OF OUR

VIEWERS LIVE IN THE NORTHERN

HEMISPHERE.

(LAUGHTER)

I DOT LONGITUDES AND

LATITUDES BUT I REALLY

DON'T--

(LAUGHTER)

AN EXPERIENCED--

(LAUGHTER)

A LOT OF MAP LOVERS IN THE

AUDIENCE.

ANYWAY, IN THE HEMISPHERE

HAS EXPERIENCED IN THE PAST

WEEK A WEATHER PHENOMENON OF

EXTREME HEAT CALLED LABS,

FALARO WHERE THE SUN GETS

CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE EARTH TO

HUG IT.

AND THEN DO THIS TO IT IT

BUT WHERE WE HUMANS SAW

HARDSHIP, TV WEATHER NEWS

PEOPLE SAW HOT-PERTUNITY.

>> WE JUST TOOK THIS JUSTY T

BONE OUT OF THE FRINGE AND

SEE IF WE CAN COOK IT ON THE

DASHBOARD OF A CAR.

>> YOU CAN REALLY COOK EGGS

ON A STREET, BAKE COOKIES ON

A DASHBOARD.

>> THE MAC AND CHEESE HAVE

COOKED.

>> I WILL TASTE THE PIZZA.

>> THE PIZZA IS ACTUALLY

FULLY COOKED.

IT IS NOT GLOBAL WARNING, IT

IS GOD PREHEATING AMERICA.

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY, THIS GUY MAY BE

EAT PIZZA STRAIGHT OFF THE

SIDEWALK, BUT AT LEAST HE

DIDN'T USE A [BLEEP] FORK

WHEN HE ATE IT.

AS LONG AS I LIVE-- YOU

DON'T EAT, OUT THERE, YOU

DISRESPECT ME, YOU SON OF

A--

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY,

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