Advice for the Ladies

  • Aired:  08/10/11
  •  | Views: 89,173

Jon warns women not to go out with any guys who approach them in bars and say, "My brother has an iPad." (1:13)

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: HEY, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, WE HAVE A

PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR JOHN COFFEE

FROM COLUMBIA LAW SCHOOL WILL BE

HERE.

HE'S GOING TO HELP US UNDERSTAND

THE CREDIT RATING SYSTEM.

BUT FIRST, ALWAYS, A WORD OF

ADVICE TO THE LADIES OUT THERE.

LADY, IF YOU'RE IN A BAR

TONIGHT...

[LAUGHTER]

AND A GENTLEMAN COMES UP TO YOU

AND LEANS IN VERY SMOOTHLY AND

HE SAYS, "MY BROTHER HAS AN

IPAD," DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM.

YEAH.

DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE

THAT WILL BE A LONG NIGHT OF

STARING AT "STAR WARS" FIGURES

THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN TAKEN OUT

OF THE BOX TO BE PLAYED WITH.

YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT.

HEY, REMEMBER... THE KIDS LOVE

IT.

NOTHING THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE

LOVES MORE THAN AN INSIDE JOKE

TH

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