Team Mohammed vs. Team Jesus - Religious Conflict

  • Aired:  09/13/10
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If a religious war were to somehow happen, Team Jesus and Team Mohammed could make the best of it. (4:01)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

TO HELP US UNDERSTAND THE

HEIGHTENED EMOTIONS OF THE

POSSIBLE KORAN BURNING AND

MOSQUE BUILDING CONTROVERSIES

WE'RE TEAMED BY TEAM JESUS AND

TEAM MOHAMMED, WYATT CENAC AND

AASIF MANDVI.

WE'RE GOING TO START WITH TEAM

MOHAMMED, AASIF, THOUGHTS OF

PASTOR JONES SWEARING TO NOT

BURN THE KORAN?

>> WELL, JON, I'M SURPRISED.

I MEAN, HE'S SHOWING INCREDIBLE

RESTRAINT.

MUSLIMS DID THREATEN TO BUILD A

MOSQUE IN LOWER MANHATTAN AND

THAT IS ONLY FIVE TERRY JONES

MUSTACHE LENGTHS AWAY FROM HIS

CONGREGATION IN FLORIDA.

>> Jon: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN

EXRACE.

>> YOU ARE BEING VERY

UNDERSTANDING.

THE TRUTH IS PASTOR JONES ISN'T

GOING TO BURN THE KORAN BUT ONE

OF US WILL AND SOON.

I THINK THE ISLAMIC WORLD HAS

EVERY REASON TO REACT FORCEFULLY

AND VIOLENTLY.

I THINK --

>> PATIENCE, THIS IS US FREAKING

OUT AT THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE

THOUSANDS OF MILES OR AT LEAST

12 TERRY JONES MUSTACHE LENGTHS

AWAY MAYBE BURNING A KORAN.

WE'RE NOT RATIONAL.

>> BE IRRATIONAL YOU EARNED IT.

YOU HAVE HAD CENTURIES OF SUB

TKPWAEUGS BY UNDERMINING THE

WEST AND SUPPLANTING THE

CONSTITUTION WITH YOUR SHARIA

LAW.

I WOULDN'T RESPECT YOU IF YOU

DIDN'T.

JESUS DIDN'T ALWAYS TURN THE

OTHER CHEEK.

>> LOOK AT MY WHAT WOULD MOAM

HEAD DO BRACELET.

WMD IS RIGHT THERE IN IT.

WE ARE DANGEROUS.

I COULD NOT BLAME YOU A BIT IF

YOU WAVED A FULL SCALE NUCLEAR

WAR AGAINST US.

>> Jon: I'M VERY QUICKLY I

FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BOTH TONE

IT DOWN.

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS INCITING

RELIGIOUS CONFLICT.

I KNOW THAT'S -- ARE YOU TRYING

TO INCITE RELIGIOUS CONFLICT?

>> NO, NO.

>> THAT'S KRAEZY TALK.

>> WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

>> IF IT WERE TO SOMEHOW HAPPEN,

I SUPPOSE WE COULD MAKE THE BEST

OF IT, YOU NO TEAR DOWN THE ROME

ROME -- DOME OF THE ROCK.

>> MAYBE THAT WOULD CAUSE THE

12th IMAM TO APPEAR SINCE ELSE

ONLY REVEAL HIMSELF WHEN THE

WORLD IS INVOLVED IN CIVIL WARS

FOR NO REASON.

I DON'T SEE A REASON, DO YOU?

>> Jon: BOTH GROUPS ARE BEGUN

WILLING FOR AN APOKE LICK TICK

EVENT?

>> HAVE YOU EVER READ OUR

RELIGIOUS BOOKS.

>> THINK JOHN WU MOVIE.

>> BUT WITH LESS DOVES.

>> AND NO MORE CHINESE PEOPLE.

>> Jon: THIS BECOMES A SELF

FULFILLING PROPHECY.

THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF

GETTING YOUR WAY AND DESTROYING

THE EARTH IN THE PROCESS.

>> INCLUDEDS, ANGELS, TIM TEBOW.

>> I'M GOING TO BE GETTING LAID

A LOT.

>> Jon: I HESS -- HESITATE TO

BRING THIS UP.

YOU CAN'T BOTH BE RIGHT.

WHAT IF THE OTHER GUY'S PROPHET

COMES BACK AND THEN WHAT?

>> YOU TIP YOUR CAP TO THE OTHER

GUY.

>> THERE'S NO SHAME IN LOSING TO

THE ONE TRUE RELIGION.

WE'VE GOT AN UNDERSTANDING.

>> Jon: YOU CUT A DEAL?

>> MORE LIKE A PROMISE WEB ASIVE

AND I.

WHOEVER GUESSED RIGHT WILL HELP

THE OTHER GUY PULL OFF A QUICKIE

CONVERSION AND WE'LL GO TO

HEAVEN TOGETHER!

>> YEAH!

>> WE'RE GOING TO HEAVEN.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T GET IT AT

ALL, DO YOU?

>> NOPE!

>> NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

>> Jon: THANKS VE

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