Back in Black - Meat Edition

  • Aired:  02/01/11
  •  | Views: 99,976

Taco Bell fights back against a beef lawsuit, and the Akron Aeros serve the "Nice 2 Meat You" burger. (3:53)

>> Jon:e1 WELCOME BACK.

THERE ARE SOME BIG STORIES.

IN THE WORLD OF BEEF RIGHT

NOW.

TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO COVER

THEM ALL IN MYxD ONGOING SEGMENTe1.

LET'S JUST LET LEWIS DO IT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )P,U

>> LETñr ME BEGIN BYi-RáPVR'G THATTbQ

FOODIE.

LIKE MOST AMERICANS, ALL Ir

WANT IS MYNB| MEAT Aldv POTATOS,

MINUS THE POTATOS.

WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO

DISTURBED WHEN I HEARD THIS.

>> TACO BELL IS FIGHTING BACK

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

THEYV(áU FOOD CHAIN SAYS IT'S

RIGHT THERE INxD THE BURRITOS

AND TACOS AFTER A CLASS ACTION

SUIT CLAIMS THE SEASONED BEEF

FILLING IS JUST!U| NON-BEEF

FILLER.

>>lp SO?tS7çxD

IT'S TACO BELL.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EAT IT WHEN

YOU'RE SOBER.w3

IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING WHEN

YOU'VE GOT THOSE MEAT GOG

THAT NON-BEEF FILLER LOOKS

LIKE A PORTERçó HOUSE STEAK.fá

BUT NOW THE LAWYERS SAY THEY

MAY HAVE TO STOP CA[)jt IT

BEEF AND START CALLING IT TACOt(

MEAT FILLING.

>> IT MIGHT NOT EVEN QUALIFY3W|

ASó[|ó[ TACO MEAT FILLING BECAUSE"MCCORD

TO HAVE 40% GROUND BEEF TOñr

MEET THAT REQUIREMENT.xD

THEY'RE SAV"jt THEIR LAWYERstUu

TESTED IT AND

GROUND BEEF.

>> 36%?

ARE YOU KIDDING?q

Aw3 DURA-FLAME LOG ISq

AS FOR TACO BELL, THEY'RE

FIGHTING BACK WITH A FULL-PAGE

AD IN NEWSPAPERS ACROSS THEq

COUNTRY%

STATEMENT FROM THExDçó PRESIDENT

OF THE COMPANY.

>> OUR BEEF IS 100% USDA

INSPECTED.

OURr

CONTAINS 8% BEEF.

WHAT'S THE ER TO 12%?

IT'S OUR SECRET.

>> YOUR SECRET.

LISTEN TO ME.

WHEN I ASK AN OLD ITALIANfá LADY

IN A HOUSE DRESS WHAT IS INçóq

HER SAUCEjF, SHE CAN TELL MEAL

IT'S A SECRET.i]e1çót(çó

BUT WHENÑi AN AUSTRALIAN GUY

RUNNi

WITH A DOG FOR A MASCOT

IT, I WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET.Ñi

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )xDNB|

SOlp5a IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING

ENOUGH MEAT,lpe1 HE.

TRY HEADING TO A DOUBLE-A

BASEBALL GAME.t(IK

SERVING THE "NICE TO MEATxD YOU"

%-uájj,t( A ONEq

POUND HAMBURGER STUFFED WITH A

TOPPED WITH A QUARTER POUNDq

BACON, CHEESE ANDG ONIONS.ok

AND GUESS WHO'S GOT TICKETS

Fo)3 OPENING DAY?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

LOOK FOR ME ON THE JUMBOTRON.

I'LL BE THE ONE HAVING A HEART

ATTACK.lp

NOW GRANTED IF EVERYBODY

STARTS EATING THESE 2(

PRETTY SOON WE'LL RUN OUT OF

MEAT.

NOT A PROBLEM.

>> HE'S NOT A MAD SCIENTIST,

JUST A Ph.D. IN SOUTH CAROLINA

WHO WANTS TO GROW MEAT.

WHO DOESN'T, RIGHT?lp

>> IS HE COMINGó[ ON TO M+G|

WHAT THE (BEEP) IS THAT WOMAN

TALKING ABOUC

>> HExD SEES A DAY WHEN FOOTBALLt]

HOUSE BIOENGINEERING TO

PRODUCEq

T

>> I'VE SEEN THAT FUTURE.

AND IT ENDS WITHq

HESTONr

STREETS

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