Will Ferrell

  • Aired:  03/13/12
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As a man in danger, Will Ferrell must wear protection to discuss his film "Casa de mi Padre" with Jon. (7:31)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT.

OH, WE LOVE HIM.

HIS NEW FILM:

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO

THE SHOW WILL FERRELL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

NOT ALL COMEDIANS WEAR

HELMETS?

( APPLAUSE )

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A C, AND A

T, AND A D.

DICK.

>> Jon: SO ALL THREE.

>> YOU'RE ALL THREE.

>> Jon: AT THE SAME TIME.

>> NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

>> Jon: NEVER BEEN DONE

BEFORE.

THAT IS A MIRACLE.

>> THAT IS A MIRACLE.

>> Jon: WHERE DID YOU FIND

THAT?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE DID

I FIND THIS?

I'M A COMEDIAN AND I'M WEARING

MY COMEDY HELMET.

( APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE

HAD THAT HERE.

THE HELMET THING.

YOU WERE LIKE, HEY, DOES

ANYBODY HAVE A BIKE HELMET OR

A ROLLER BLADE HELMET.

WHERE THE (BEEP) DID YOU GET A

BIKE HELMET?

>> IT MUST BE FROM THE DAILY

SHOW SOFTBALL TEAM.

>> Jon: HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

>> NOT ONLY THAT YOU HAD THREE

OF THEM.

I HAD TO CHOOSE FROM THREE OF

THEM.

>> Jon: WHAT WAS THE

DIFFERENCE IN THE THREE?

SIZING.

>> NO THIS ONE JUST LOOKED

SMART.

>> Jon: YOU LOOK LIKE THE

GREAT GAZU RIGHT NOW.

>> IT REALLY SHOWS HOW LAME A

BATTING HELMET LOOKS IF YOU'RE

NOT PLAYING BASEBALL.

>> Jon: IT REALLY DOES.

MOST HELMETS IF YOU'RE NOT

DOING THE THING THAT IT'S

DESIGNED TO BE DOING... EVEN A

BIKE HELMET.

>> I TAKE THAT BACK.

IF YOU'RE WEARING A COOL BAD-ASS

MOTORCYCLE HELMET.

YOU COULD WALK IN SOME PLACE

AND PEOPLE WOULD SAY, ALL

RIGHT.

I LIKE THAT GUY.

BUT IF I WALK INTO THE LOCAL

TAVERN AND SAY, HEY, PETE, HEY,

JOHN, HOW ARE YOU?

I'LL HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AND

A HAM SANDWICH.

BUT.

>> Jon: BUT I THINK IF YOU

WENT INTO A LOCAL BAR AND

ORDERED A COFFEE AND A HAM

SANDWICH THAT WOULD BE A

PROBLEM.

>> YOU DON'T GO TO MY BAR.

>> Jon: DON'T YOU THINK IF YOU

HAD A HELMET YOU COULD BE LIKE

A COLORFUL CHARACTER LIKE

JOHNNY SOFT SKULL IS HERE.

>> LIKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD GUY

THAT EVERYONE TAKES PITY ON.

>> Jon: THE ONE WHO WEARS THE

HELMET ALL THE TIME.

>> IF YOU WORE IT LONG ENOUGH,

YOU WOULD THEN BE ACCEPTED.

>> Jon: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

YOU AND I COULD BET THAT

YOU'LL WEAR THIS HELMET?

HOW LONG WOULD YOU DO IT?

WOULD YOU WEAR THIS HELMET FOR

24 HOURS?

>> EASILY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO

SAY LIKE A MONTH.

WOULD I WEAR IT FOR A MONTH.

SO THAT EVERY PUBLIC

APPEARANCE YOU SAW FROM THIS

POINT ON....

>> Jon: (LAUGHING)

>> AM I ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN THE

HELMET?

NO, I DON'T GET TO EXPLAIN IT.

>> Jon: NO.

YOU JUST HAVE TO WEAR IT.

EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, SOME OF

YOUR PEOPLE WITH YOU HAVE TO

DO THIS.

AND DO THAT.

>> I WOULD DO IT.

>> Jon: IF YOU DID THAT FOR A

MONTH I WOULD WEAR A CHEST

PROTECTOR FOR A MONTH.

THINK ABOUT IT.

>> LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.

SEE, I HAVE TO FLY TONIGHT.

I HAVE TO GO ON A PLANE.

>> Jon: WHAT BETTER TIME TO

WEAR A HELMET?

>> YEAH.

ARE THEY GOING TO LET ME GET

THIS THROUGH SECURITY THOUGH?

>> Jon: NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET

THROUGH SECURITY YOU'LL SET A

NEW PLANE TRAVEL TREND.

PEOPLE WILL START LINING UP

WITH HELMETS ON.

>> LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT

OF TIME.

>> Jon: WE DON'T.

>> I'M ONLY OUT HERE FOR FOUR

MINUTES.

>> Jon: THE FILM....

>> YES IT'S ALL IN SPANISH.

I SPEAK SPANISH.

I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH BUT I

LEARNED SPANISH FOR THIS

MOVIE.

INCREDIBLE CAST.

>> Jon: IF YOU'RE GOING TO

START PITCHING YOUR MOVIE, I

REALLY SHOULD PUT THE HELMET

ON.

HERE WE GO.

( APPLAUSE )

I DO NOT HAVE A HELMET.

MY HEAD JUST DOESN'T... IT'S

LIKE....

>> I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED VERY

GOOD.

>> Jon: I'M SUDDENLY SEVEN

YEARS OLD.

PUT IT BACK ON YOU.

I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH OR KNOW

WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND

LIKE.

LET ME SAY THIS, IT SOUNDED

LIKE GREAT SPANISH.

>> IT'S GOOD.

I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S VERY GOOD

SPANISH.

>> Jon: EVERYTHING THAT YOU

SAY WEARING A HELMET CARRIES

MORE WEIGHT.

>> IT CERTAINLY DOES.

>> Jon: WHEN YOU SAY IT WITH A

HELMET I'M LIKE (BEEP) THIS

GUY IS IN DANGER.

THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT YOUR

MOVIE IS.

YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER.

>> I PUT MYSELF IN DANGER AND

I DECIDED TO MAKE THE CHOICE

TO COME HERE.

I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE IN

THE CITY.

BUT I'M HERE.

I'M IN DANGER SO I WEAR MY

HELMET.

>> Jon: PEOPLE DON'T TALK

ENOUGH ABOUT CONCUSSIONS AND

COMEDIANS.

>> THEY REALLY DON'T.

>> Jon: IT'S ABOUT TIME.

>> THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS

SERIES OF PSAs.

AND I'M ALSO ON FOX AND

FRIENDS.

>> Jon: TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO

SHOULD BE WEARING (BEEP)

HELMETS.

ALL RIGHT.

SO CASE DE ME POTTER.

>> CASA DE ME PADRE.

>> Jon: WOW.

IT'S GOING TO BE IN

THEATERS... WHAT'S THE SPANISH

WORD FOR FRIDAY.

>> IT MEANS THE VAGINA OF THE

SUN.

I DIDN'T LEARN IT.

I JUST COULDN'T SAY IT THE

RIGHT WAY.

IT WOULD BE IN THEATERS ON

FRIDAY.

>> Jon: IN SPANISH HOW DO YOU

SAY FRIDAY?

VAGINA.

>> WHAT IS IT?

VIERNES.

>> Jon: THAT COUNTS.

>> I KNOW HOW TO SAY VAGINA IN

SWEDISH.

>> Jon: HOW.

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY THE C-WORD

IN SWEDISH.

DON'T SAY THAT.

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