Two Established Television Personalities Penetrate Each Other While People Watch

  • Aired:  01/19/11
  •  | Views: 204,389

Jon tempts Glenn Beck to appear on The Daily Show with a five-pronged chalk holder. (2:24)

TAKING OUR JOBS WE'RE APPARENTLY

SENDING OUR JOBS DIRECTLY TO

THEM.

I TURN ON THE TV THIS MORNING

AND CAUGHT THE "TODAY" SHOW,

GLENN BECK MAKING AN APPEARANCE

TO PROMOTE HIS NEW BOOK AND

THERE WAS AN EXCHANGE THAT

CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

>> THIS IS WHERE THE CRITICS

COME UP INTO PLAY SAYING YOU

ADDED INTO THIS DIALOGUE OF

HATRED.

THE PRESIDENT IS A RACIST.

YOU SAID JOKINGAND YOU WANTED TO

POISON NANCY PELOSI.

YOU WANTED TO BEAT CONGRESSMAN

CHARLIE RANGEL TO DEATH WITH A

SHOVEL.

IN THE SPIRIT OF THIS BOOK, DO

YOU REGRET THAT STUFF NOW?

>> ANYTHING I SAID IN JOKES, NO.

ASK JON STEWART.

ASK "THE SIMPSONS."

>> Jon: HUH?

I THINK GLENN BECK THINKS I'M A

CARTOON CHARACTER

( LAUGHTER )

GLENN, HERE'S THE THING, MY

MAN-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL

MEREDITH VIERA TO ASK ME.

ASK ME YOURSELF.

( LAUGHTER )

ONCE AGAIN, MY BROTHER.

YOU, MY FRIEND, AND I-- HOLD ON.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

I THOUGHT WE WERE CHANGING THAT

TITLE.

( LAUGHTER )

I'M JUST--

( APPLAUSE )

BUT MY MESSAGE-- MY MESSAGE IS

THE SAME-- GLENN BECK, I WOULD

LIKE YOU TO BE ON OUR SHOW, BY

WHICH I MEAN APPEAR ON MY SHOW,

SO YOU CAN GET IS THIS THINGS

OFF YOUR CHEST.

YOU CAN-- NO, NO.

THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT

TO--

( APPLAUSE )

I'D LIKE TO-- JUST LOSE THE

LOWER 30.

I'LL SWEETEN THE DEAL, BROTHER

MAN.

I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.

I LOVE YOU LOVE THE TEACHIN.

( LAUGHTER )

IT'S ONE OF THEM FIVE-PRONGED

COLORED CHALK THINGS.

YOU COULD USE IT ON YOUR BOARD

TO DO ALL THE STUFF YOU DO.

IMAGINE, YOU COULD GET FIVE

PEOPLE CONNECTED TO GEORGE

SOROSE.

( LAUGHTER )

TELL ME IF YOU'LL COME UP

BECAUSE I DO HAVE TO GIVE THIS

BACK TO MY DAUGHTER.

SERIOUSLY, I'LL ASK YOU SOME

QUESTIONS.

WE'LL GET TO KNOW EACH ORG MY

NEW SEGMENT.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

ALL RIGHT.

( CHEERS )

MOVING ON TO-- COME ON!

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