London Galling

  • Aired:  07/30/12
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During his first overseas trip as the Republican nominee, Mitt Romney's Olympics expertise nearly severs America's unique relationship with Britain. (4:48)

ROYALTY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SERIOUSLY.

SOMETIMES WE CAN BE SO ARROGANT.

NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW WE MIGHT APPEAR TO AN GLOBAL AUDIENCE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH BEFORE THE GAMES OPEN MITT ROMNEY HEADED TO LONDON FOR HIS

FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP AS THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE.

ROMNEY'S MR. OLYMPICS,

HAVING SAVED THE SALT LAKE CITY GAMES IN 2002.

ENGLAND IS OUR CLOSEST ALLY.

WHAT KPOBLY GO WRONG.

>> IN THE SHORT TIME YOU'VE BEEN HERE IN LONDON, DO THEY LOOK READY TO YOUR

EXPERIENCED EYE?

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO KNOW JUST HOW WELL IT WILL TURN OUT THERE ARE A FEW

THINGS THAT WERE DISCONCERTING.

>> Jon: (LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS IS NO TIME TO DISPLAY YOUR SOPHISTICATED KNOWLEDGE OF THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE PREPARATION.

YOU ARE A GUEST AT A DINNER PARTY THAT ALREADY STARTED 5 MINES AGO.

NOD YOUR [BLEEP] AND SAY IT IS DELICIOUS THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

IT IS SOZ.

WILLIAM, WLOOP ANOTHER ONE UP THERE FOR ME.

>> IN THE SHORT TIME YOU HAVE BEEN HERE IN LONDON DO THEY LOOK READY TO YOUR EXPERIENCED EYE?

>> YES.

>> Jon: OKAY, THAT'S IT.

DONE.

YES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: NO HARM, NO FOUL.

IT'S NOT LIKE-- (LAUGHTER) LIKE I'M ACTING LIKE THESE PAGES HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

WITH WHAT I'M SAYING.

THEY DON'T.

PLAYING HANGMAN.

SOUND LIKE THE BRITISH ARE GOING TO BE ANGRY.

YOU KNOW THE BRITISH ARE NOT THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO TAKE SPORT VERY SERIOUSLY.

HERE THEY ARE CELEBRATING THEIR FAVORITE SOCCER TEAM'S VICTORY.

SO WE'RE COOL, RIGHT.

>> TODAY'S HEADLINES IN LONDON REALLY RAKED ROMNEY OVER THE COALS.

>> DUBBED THE PARTY POOPER IN THE DAILY MAIL, NOWHEREMAN AND THE TIMES OF LONDON.

>> ALSO ROMNEY'S TERRIBLE,

HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY IN LONDON.

>> THIS IS THE HEADLINE IN THE SUN, THE TABLOID T REEDS MITT THE TWIT.

>> Jon: HERE'S ONE FROM THE LONDON ASS WIPE.

AMERICAN IDIOT.

THE DAILY-- SAYS MORON.

THE CHIMNEY SWEEP TIMES PICK UNION SAYS WITH FRENDS LIKE ESE OO, NEEDS ENEMAS IS.

NOT SURE THAT MAKES SENSE AND FROM LONDON'S FAMED WHAT'S ALL THIS GAZETTE, OH,

ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE ON THE NOSEMENT FOR GOD'S SAKES,

ROMNEY, HOW DO YOU SCREW THIS UP.

HOW DO YOU SCREW THIS UP.

(APPLAUSE) HOW DO YOU SCREW UP A TRIP TO ENGLAND.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO WHEN YOU GO THERE, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT WHEN ARE YOU CROSSING THE

STREET AND KEEP YOUR NAKED BALLS OUT OF PEOPLE'S TEA IT IS TO THE LIKE YOU ARE IN

PAPUA NEW GUINEA WHERE THEY EXPLAIN WHEN YOU SHAKE THAT GUY'S HAND T MEANS YOU WANT

TO [BLEEP] THAT GUY'S WICHLT DON'T DO THAT YOU HAVE BRITAIN'S PRIME MINISTER TO

INSULT EURO LIMB PICK EXPERIENCE BACK.

>> WE ARE HOLDING AN OLYMPIC GAMES IN ONE OF THE BUSIEST,

MOST ACTIVE, BUSTLING CITIES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

OF COURSE IT'S EASIER IF YOU HOLD THE OLYMPIC GAMES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: NO, NO, NO YOU DID NOT.

THE MIDDLE OF-- NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT.

WHEN IT AM COULDS TO FOREIGNERS ATTACKING THE STATES THERE IS NO UTAH.

THERE IS ONLY WE-TAH.

DON'T WORRY ROMNEY I GOT UTAH'S BACK.

PUT ME ON THE UTAH CAM.

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP, BRITAIN.

WHAT'S UP BRITAIN.

SORRY I DIDN'T GET BACK TO INSULTING YOU EARLIER WE WERE TOO BUSY TAKING SALT

OUT OF OUR HUGE LAKE SO THAT OUR FOOD DOESN'T TASTE LIKE

[BLEEP].

ACTUALLY THAT WAS KIND OF HARSH.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DAVID CAMERON I GOT YOUR BACK TOO, BRITAIN CAM.

I'M NOT-- WAIT.

(LAUGHTER) BRITAIN CAM.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) UTAH, I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE BORING, UTAH BUT THE ONLY

REASON YOU EXIST IS TO KEEP NEVADA FROM GIVING COLORADO HERPES.

>> WHAT, WHAT 1234 I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE

SOUND OF YOUR EMPIRE CRUMBLING.

I KNOW YU DON'T HAVE COFFEE,

THIS IS A STATE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE IN.

YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY IN HELL, WORSHIPPING A FALSE GOD!

WELL THAT JUST GOT WEIRD.

(LAUGHTER) LEVIOSA

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