Louis C.K.

  • Aired:  07/22/13
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Louis C.K. discusses fathering the royal baby, describes working with Woody Allen and offers his opinion on Rolling Stone's Boston bomber cover. (5:44)

>> John: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY

COMEDIAN AND ACTOR WHO STARS AND

HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A BUNCH

OF EMMYS.

HIS NEW MOVIE IS CALLED BLUE

JASMINE.

>> I'M EASY GOING BY NATURE.

THAT'S WHAT I BRING MUSIC TO

PEOPLE'S LIVES.

>> YOU'RE VERY SWEET, YOU KNOW.

I NEVER HAD A SWEET GUY BEFORE.

>> I HOPE I DIDN'T GET YOU IN

TROUBLE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.

>> NO.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE

ENGAGED.

SO, YOU KNOW, I'M FREE.

I'M FREE.

>> I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

LUNCH HOUR IS ALMOST OVER.

WE HAVE TIME THOUGH.

FOR WHAT?

LET'S GO IN THE BACK SEAT.

AGAIN?

YEAH, COME ON.

John: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO

THE SHOW THE BRILLIANT ACTOR.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> John: THAT'S REALLY RUDE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

HERE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

John: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE

ROYAL BABY.

>> YES.

I WASN'T GOING TO SAY BUT THAT'S

MY KID, YEAH.

IT IS.

IT'S MY KID.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY... YOU

SEE, I DON'T... I DON'T

UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S A BIG DEAL.

I DON'T KNOW.

THERE WAS WHAT 50 BABIES BORN IN

BROOKLYN TODAY PROBABLY.

>> John: BUT NONE OF THEM ARE

GOING TO BE THE GREATEST BABY IN

THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

>> NO.

THIS BABY IS BORN WITH A CASTLE

ALREADY.

>> John: THAT'S RIGHT.

WITH A COUPLE OF CASTLES.

John: PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN JUST

HAVE A FEW WHITE CASTLES THEY

CAN GO AND EAT.

THAT'S SUBJECTIVELY LESS GOOD.

>> PRETTY GOOD.

John: BLUE JASMINE A WOODY

ALLEN MOVIE.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT.

John: AS A COMEDIAN, THAT

MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY AMAZING TO

SPEND ANY TIME AMOUNT OF TIME.

>> ALL I WANTED TO DO IS MEET

HIM BEFORE HE DIED.

THAT WAS MY GOAL.

I MEAN, ANYBODY, NOT BECAUSE

HE'S OLD BUT ANYBODY.

IF HE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK AS

EASILY AS DIE OF OLD AGE.

>> John: WOODY, I'M SO GLAD YOU

DIDN'T DIE BEFORE...

>> I SAID NICE TO MEET YOU.

THEN I WAS LIKE DONE, DID IT.

GO AHEAD.

>> John: NOW YOU CAN CORK IT.

ENJOY YOURSELF.

John: AS A KID, THE NIGHTCLUB

ALBUM OFF BY HEART.

>> WOODY WAS A HERO OF MINE AND

ONE OF THE BEST EVER SO I REALLY

JUST WANTED TO HAVE ANY CONTACT

WITH HIM.

>> John: IN THE PRESS FOR THIS

MOVIE HE STARTED TO SAY THAT HE

MIGHT DO A LITTLE STAND-UP

AGAIN.

>> THAT'S WHAT I HER, YEAH.

John: NUDGE HIM.

I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE HIM

AGAIN.

I WAS IN THE MOVIE FOR THREE

DAYS.

THE WAY I LOOKED AT IT THEY WERE

MAKING A MOVIE AND I GOT TO BE

IN IT.

I'M THIS GUY WHO BOTHERS THIS

POOR WOMAN PLAYED BY SALLY

HAWKINS.

I, YOU KNOW, I AFFECTED HER

ABOUT FIVE TIMES IN THE MOVIE IN

THE CAR AND IN A CLOSET.

I'M REALLY SEEDY.

JUST GROSS.

>> John: I LOVE THE WAY YOU

DESCRIBED YOUR CHARACTER AS ONE

OF THOSE STORIES THAT WOMEN

CARRY AROUND.

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

I'M ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT

HAPPENED TO SOME POOR LADY.

THAT'S WHAT I PLAY IN THIS

MOVIE.

>> John: I FEEL LIKE AT SOME

POINT IN OUR LIVES WE HAVE ALL

BEEN THAT STORY TO A WOMAN.

WE JUST HAVE TO OWN THAT FOR THE

REST OF OUR LIVES.

>> I DON'T THINK MOST GUYS

REALIZE THAT ALL WOMEN HAVE

HORRIBLE STORIES.

I MEAN, WE HAVE STORIES THAT ARE

LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT.

BUT THEY HAVE STORIES LIKE, I

CAN'T EVEN TELL THE POLICE THAT

HAPPENED.

BECAUSE IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.

I GREW UP WITH THREE SISTERS.

THAT'S WHAT EVERY... YOU KNOW,

THEY ALL HAVE THAT... THEY CARRY

THAT AROUND.

>> John: THAT IS WHAT IS

BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS MOVIE.

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THIS

MOVIE.

>> I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

John: IT'S GREAT.

THIS IS USUALLY HOW THIS PART OF

THE MOVIE INTERVIEWS GO.

WHAT'S IT LIKE?

GOOD.

>> NO, THE PREMIERE IS TONIGHT

SO I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL

TONIGHT TO SEE IT.

BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND MOST

OF THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE ARE

LYING ABOUT SOMETHING.

I CAN PLAY LIARS WELL BECAUSE I

UNDERSTAND.

YOU LIE BECAUSE LIFE IS NOT THAT

GREAT.

SO BY LYING YOU GET TO ADD

DIMENSIONS TO YOUR LIFE THAT

DON'T REALLY EXIST.

THAT'S WHAT I PLAY.

I DON'T WANT TO TELL ABOUT IT.

>> John: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN [BLEEP] SEEN

IT.

YOU'RE JUST GUESSING AT THIS

POINT.

ALSO ANDREW DICE CLAY IS IN THIS

MOVIE.

>> I TRIED OUT FOR HIS PART

ORIGINALLY.

>> John: YOU DID?

I DID.

MY AUDITION WAS FOR THE PART HE

ENDED UP DOING.

HE'S GREAT.

HE'S A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.

>> John: HE'S BRILLIANT IN THIS.

I GUESS.

I URGE EVERYBODY TO SEE IT.

I HEARD IT'S REALLY GREAT.

>> John: A QUICK FINAL QUESTION

FOR YOU.

ROLLING STONE HAS CALLED YOU THE

FUNNIEST COMEDIAN IN AMERICA AND

A JERK-OFF GENIUS.

WHICH TITLE WOULD YOU LIKE ON

YOUR HEAD STONE.

>> THEY PUT THAT KID ON THE

COVER THAT BLEW UP BOSTON SO

[BLEEP] THEM.

I DON'T CARE.

>> John: BLUE JASMINE WILL OPEN

IN SELECT CITIES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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