Indecision 2012 - The Great Right Hope - Tone Def Comedy Jam

  • Aired:  10/25/11
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Between Rick Perry's birtherism and Herman Cain's electrified Mexican border fence idea, a pattern emerges from the Republican field. (3:34)

(bleep) THERE'S NO GUEST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LET'S BEGIN TONIGHT WITH THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ANOTHER

INSTALLMENT OF INDECISION 2012

THE GREAT RIGHT HOPE.

WE MENTIONED RICK PERRY'S

INTRIER IN "PARADE" THE

MAGAZINE -- THERE YOU GO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

"PARADE" MAGA SCENE, THE MAGA

SCENE MOST PEOPLE MISTAKE FOR

COUPONS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE HE IS

UNDRESSING HIMSELF WITH HIS

EYES?

DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE HE'S

LOOKING IN THE MIRROR GOING,

"YEAH I'D (bleep) ME."

HE GET IN TROUBLE FOR IMPLYING

HE WAS NOT 100% SURE THAT BARACK

OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS

AUTHENTIC.

HE EXPLAINED WHAT HE MEANTth

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE

PRESIDENT'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

IT'S FUN TO POKE AT HIM SAYING

LET'S SEE YOUR GRADES AND YOUR

BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

>> Jon: I MEAN, I KID AROUND.

ONE TIME WE WERE EXECUTING THIS

FELLA AND, I CALLED THAT

INFUSION ROOM BEFORE MIDNIGHT

AND I SAID TO THE FELLA AND I

SAID WHY DO I CALL IT THE DEATH

PENALTY?

THE TRUTH IS, YOU ARE GETTING

THROWN OUT OF GAME.

ANYWAY I FIND OUT LATER THE

FELLA WAS MENTALLY DISABLED SO

YOU YOU KNOW --

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO AH, --

[ LAUGHTER ]

SOMEBODY JUST KILLED A DUCK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OR THEY TRULY ENJOYED THAT JOKE.

SO PICK PERRY WAS JUST HAVING

SOME FUN.

HE IS NOT THE ONLY REPUBLICAN

CANDIDATE OUT THERE WITH A SENSE

OF HUMOR.

HERE IS HERMAN CAIN COMPLAINING

WHY HE SAID HE WANTED AN

ELECTRIFIED FENCE ACROSS THE

MEXICAN BORDER.

>> LET ME SAY IT WAS A JOKE.

SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK IT WAS A

GOOD JOKE.

IT'S PROBABLY NOT A JOKE YOU

SHOULD MAKE IF YOU ARE A

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

APOLOGIZE IF YOU OFFENDED

ANYONE.

>> Jon: YOU CAN CATCH MORE OF

HIS COMEDY STYLINGS ON THE NEXT

TONE DEAF COMEDY JAM.

HE APOLOGIZES FOR THE JOKE ABOUT

ELECTRIFYING THE FENCE.

HE SAID ONE MORE SENTENCE AND

THEN SAYS THIS.

>> I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR USING A

COMBINE COMBINATION OF A FENCE

THAT MIGHT BE ELECTIFIED.

I'M NOT WALKING AWAY FROM THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: HE PROPOSES POLL SIT

SAME WAY A TEENAGE GUY HITS A

GIRL.

WE SHOULD MAKE OUT.I'M JUST JOKING UNLES

WE SHOULD MAKE OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

PERRY'S BIRTHER EMBRACES THE

MEXICAN FENCE BUG ZAPPER IDEA.

A PATTERN IS EMERGING.

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT.

>> I HAD A MOTHER COME UP TO ME.

SHE TOLD ME HER LITTLE DAUGHTER

TOOK THAT VACCINE, THAT

INJECTION AND SHE SUFFERED FROM

MENTAL RETARDATION THEREAFTER.

>> THIS PRESIDENT HAS DONE MORE

TO DESTROY THE BONDS BETWEEN

ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES

THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN OUR

HISTORY.

>> IT'S CALLED THE LIBERTY

AMENDMENT.

>> IT GETS RID OF THE 16th

AMENDMENT, THE IRS.

>> PEOPLE ON SOCIAL SECURITY

TODAY IT'S A PONZI SCHEME.

>> CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, MY

FRIEND.

>> IF YOU WANT TO PUT PEOPLE IN

JAIL START WITH BARNEY FRANK AND

CHRIS DODD.

>>LY BUILD A DOUBLE-WALLED

FENCE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: DID YOU SPOT THE TREND

AMONGST THE REPUBLICANS?

I'LL GIVE

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