Pyramid Scheme - World Reaction

  • Aired:  02/14/11
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Following Egypt's liberation, Wyatt Cenac covers the American reaction, Sam Bee reports from al Qaeda's headquarters, and Jason Jones is inside Glenn Beck's brain. (4:57)

THE REVOLUTION IN EGYPT HAS

BEEN SPARKING RESPONSES FROM

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

FOR MORE THAT WE HAVE FULL

TEAM COVERAGE.

SAMANTHA BEE IN WAZIRISTAN AND

JASON JONES INSIDE GLEN BECK'S

BRAIN.

WYATT, WE'LL START WITH YOU.

>> JON, WE DID IT.

WE TOPPLED ANOTHER DESPOT I

CAN DICTATOR.

WOO!

>> Jon: I DON'T THINK THIS IS

US THOUGH.

DO YOU REALLY THINK, WYATT,

THAT THE UNITED STATES

DESERVES THE CREDIT HERE?

>> HELL, YEAH.

JUST LOOK AT THIS DRAMATIC

IMAGE OF OUR BEAR... BRAVE

BOYS TEARING DOWN THE STATUE

OF THE TYRANT MUBARAK.

USA!

USA!

>> Jon: WE DIDN'T HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO... SAMANTHA BEE,

YOU'RE COVERING A DIFFERENT

VIEWPOINT TONIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, JON.

I'M HERE DEEP IN TRIBAL

PAKISTAN AT AL QAEDA WORLD

HEADQUARTERS.

>> Jon: THEIR HEADQUARTERS IS

AN OFFICE PARK.

>> WELL ACTUALLY IT ISN'T ALL

THEIRS.

THEY DO SHARE SPACE WITH A

DENTAL PRACTICE.

ANYWAY, JON, AL-QAEDA WANTS

THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT WHILE

THEY SUPPORT THIS COUPs OF A

SECULAR WESTERN BACKED

AUTOCRAT, THEY DEPLORE THE

METHODS USED IN CARRYING IT

OUT.

>> Jon: IT WAS A PEACEFUL,

HOME GROWN REBELLION.

EGYPTIANS RISING UP FOR

THEMSELVES THAT LED TO REAL

RESULTS.

>> WHICH IS FINE AS FAR AS IT

GOES.

IT'S JUST THAT AL QAEDA LIKES

TO THINK THERE'S STILL A PLACE

IN THE WORLD FOR VIOLENT, KAY

ANOTHER I CAN ONFEW TILE

EXPRESSIONS OF MURDERIST,

EXTREMIST RAGE.

>> JON!

JON, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>> Jon: JASON JONES.

>> JON, LISTEN TO ME.

LISTEN TO ME.

I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME IN

HERE, JON.

BUT I JUST OVERHEARD BANG OWES

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WERE

GOING TO TOPPLE SAUDI ARABIA

WITH NOTHING BUT THE PLAY BOOK

AND SOME BROWNIES.

I AM TELLING YOU, MAN, I CAN'T

IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE IN

HERE WHEN THIS GUY DRANK.

IT IS LIKE BEING IN A MOVIE.

>> Jon: WE'LL GO BACK TO

WYATT.

>> JON, NEW TAKE.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD-ASS OBAMA IS,

TO FOMENT MIDDLE EASTERN

DEMOCRACY, THIS TIME HE DIDN'T

EVEN HAVE TO SEND OUR

MILITARY.

ALL OBAMA HAD TO DO WAS THINK

EGYPT.

TOTAL JEDI.

>> THIS IS NOT THE DICTATOR

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

>> Jon: HE DIDN'T... IF

ANYTHING HE WAS ON THE FENCE.

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING

ABOUT IT.

UP AND BACK I GUESS NOT TO

MEDAL WITH EGYPT'S INTERNAL

AFFAIRS BUT MORE LIKELY HE GOT

LUCKY THAT HIS DITHERING KIND

OF WORKS OUT.

>> IS THAT WHERE THIS HAS TO

GO?

YOU WANT TO GIVE LESS CREDIT

TO THE USA THAN TO MARK

ZUCKERBERG AND A BUNCH OF

EGYPTIANS NOBODY HAS EVER

HEARD OF.

>> Jon: IF THAT'S WHAT

HAPPENED, THAT'S WHAT

HAPPENED.

>> FROM NOW ON, YOU JUST SIT

BACK AND LET NATIONS BUILD

THEMSELVES?

HE CAN REBUILD EGYPT BETTER

THAN US?

WE ALREADY DID IT ONCE IN LAS

VEGAS AND IT'S WAY BETTER THAN

THE REALLY JIPT.

THE REAL PYRAMIDS DON'T EVEN

HAVE SLOTS.

JON, WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY

IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

THAT MAKES IT OURS.

WE BOUGHT IT.

WE GET TO BREAK IT.

>> Jon: SAM BEE, IS A PEACEFUL

PEOPLE'S REVOLT AL QAEDA'S

WORST NIGHTMARE?

HOW DO THEY PLAN TO KEEP THEIR

MESSAGE RELEVANT WHEN THE ONE

JUST SENT WAS OF NON-VIOLENCE

AND HUMAN DIGNITY.

>> THERE ARE TRANSMISSION

PROBLEMS BUT THEY DO WANT TO

RECTIFY THEM.

IN FACT, BIN LADEN HAS JUST

RELEASED A VIDEO RESPONDING TO

THE JASMINE REVOLUTION.

>> BROTHERS, AL QAEDA

UNDERSTANDS TODAY'S BUSY

JIHADIST HAS NON-SUICIDE

BOMBING OPTIONS FOR YOUR

GOVERNMENT OVERTHROW NEEDS.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE OFFERING

ANYONE WHO STAYS WITH AL QAEDA

1,000 BONUS MINUTES.

JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING THANKS.

AS ALWAYS, BEST TO AMERICA.

>> AND THOSE ARE ANY TIME

MINUTES, JON.

THEY'RE GOOD FOR ALL OF

ETERNITY.

>> Jon: IT'S CERTAINLY A

COMPETITIVE OFFER.

>> JON!

IT'S GETTING WORSE.

>> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW,

JASON?

>> OH, MY GOD.

IS THAT SOROS?

A GIANT FLOATING HEAD OF

GEORGE SOROS HAS FOUND ME.

PLEASE, NO.

NO, NO,.

>> Jon: ARE YOU OKAY, JASON?

WHEN HAS A

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