Beywatch

  • Aired:  05/01/14
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Bill O'Reilly develops a negative fixation with Beyonce's sexiness. (4:12)

>> Jon: WE WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A NICE SHOW TONIGHT.

YOUNG DAVID SPADE WILL BEJOINING US LATER FOR A LOVELY

CONVERSATION.

BUT, AS YOU KNOW, OUR GOODFRIENDS OVER AT THE FOX NEWS

NETWORK ARE SOMEWHAT OBSESSEDWITH A CERTAIN TOPIC.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

IT STARTS WITH B THREESYLLABLES.

>> BENGHAZI.>> BENGHAZI.

>> BENGHAZI.>> BENGHAZI.

>> BENGHAZI.

>> Jon: NO, BUT I CAN SEE WHEREYOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

THAT IMPRESSION.

NO, NO.

IT'S A DIFFERENT THREE SYLLABLEB-WORD.

>> BEYONCE.

>> Jon: YES, BEYONCE.

[ LAUGHTER ]AS THE SINGER HERSELF HAS

APPARENTLY BEEN MISPRONOUNCINGIT ALL THESE YEARS BEYONCE.

MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL OF FOX NEWSBUT OUR GOOD FRIEND WILLIAM

O'REILLY HAS A SOMEWHATPARTICULAR BEEF WITH MISS BEY.

>> AS YOU KNOW I'VE BEENCRITICAL OF THE SINGER BEYONCE

FOR PUTTING OUT MUSIC AND VIDEOSTHAT ARE LIBERTINE IN TONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: THERE'S VERY LITTLE IN

THIS WORLD THAT I LIKE BETTERTHAN AN UPSET BILL O'REILLY

BECAUSE THE TONE IS SUCH -- IT'SLEVITTOWN CUT WITH A SOUSICANT

OF HARVARD SERVED ON A DELICIOUSBED OF NOSTALGIC JUDGMENTALISM.

IT'S THE SUBJECT OF OUR BRANDNEW SEGMENT BEY WATCH.

[ LAUGHTER ][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: NOW, A CYNIC, A CYNICMAY THINK THAT THE SEVEN TIMES

OUR FRIEND WILLIAM HAS RECENTLYSHOWCASED BEYONCE'S

DISTURBING SEXINESS ON HISPROGRAM WAS MERELY AN EXCUSE TO

RUN PROVOCATIVE B-ROLL TOPERHAPS PROVIDE HIS

ELDERLY VIEWERSHIP WITH MUCHNEEDED DISAPPROVAL BONERS.

[LAUGHTER]WELL -- LISTEN, IF THE ONLY WAY

I CAN GET IT UP IS ANGER, FINEI'LL DO IT.

[LAUGHTER]BUT, TO LISTEN TO MR. O THIS IS

CLEARLY AN ISSUE CLOSE TO HISHEART.

>> IT SENDS A LIBERTINE MESSAGETO CHILDREN.

EXPLOITIVE GARBAGE THAT YOUKNOWS HARMS IMPRESSIONABLE

CHILDREN.

SHE'S TALENTED.

SHE HAS A GOOD VOICE AND -- SHECOULD BE ON BROADWAY.

>> Jon: YEAH, WHY CAN'TBEYONCE BE MORE LIKE THAT NICE

PATTI LUPONE WITH THE SINGINGAND THE DANCING AND ONE OF GALS

WHO PLAYED THE WITCHES INWICKED.

A JELLICLE CAT.

AND DON'T TELL ME CATS ISCLOSED.

NOW AND FOREVER THEIRWORDS, NOT MINE.

CATS, CATS WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN.

AS LONG AS THERE IS LOVE STILLLEFT IN THIS WORLD.

THE GREATEST BROADWAY SHOW EVER,CATS, WILL STILL BE OPEN IN MY

HEART SAYS I FOX COMMENTATOR ANDAUTHOR OF KILLINGS, LINCOLN

JESUS KENNEDY BILL O'REILLY.

WHERE WAS I? I WASTALKING ABOUT BILL O'REILLY'S

LOVE OF THE PLAY CATS.

[LAUGHTER]♪ MEMORIES OF A PLAY I SAW

TWICE AT THE WINTER GARDEN ORSOME (bleep) ♪

♪ FIVE BUCKS FOR WATER WHAT THEHELL IS THAT ♪

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