Indecision 2012 - After Dark, Oooh Yeah Edition

  • Aired:  11/29/11
  •  | Views: 133,284

Another woman steps forward in the Herman Cain scandal, claiming a 13-year affair with him, but Cain insists he never sealed the deal. (5:47)

COMEDY CENTRAL

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW," MY NAME IS JON STEWART,

TONIGHT, BETTY WHITE.

OH, WE GOT A GOOD ONE.

BETTY WHITE IS GOING TO BE

JOINING US.

BETTY WHITE, POSSIBLY THE MOST

BELOVED ENTERTAINER IN SHOW

BUSINESS AND I'M JUST GOING TO

SAY IT.

TONIGHT I'M TAKING HER DOWN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DROPPING IT LIKE... ALL RIGHT.

LET'S BEGIN TONIGHT WITH THE

LATEST REVELATIONS ABOUT HERMAN

CAIN IN OUR NEW SEGMENT "

"INDECISION WAVE THE, AFTER

DARK."

DADDY LIKES THAT LOWER THIRD

GRAPHIC.

(LAUGHTER)

BABY.

>> ANOTHER WOMAN HAS COME FOG

WARD CLAIMING A 13-YEAR AFFAIR.

>> Jon: CRAP!

(LAUGHTER)

WELL, WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE THE

SIGN AGAIN, EVERYBODY.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

GOT TO PUT IT BACK TO ZERO.

WHO'S THIS LADY?

>> HER NAME IS GINGER WHITE.

>> SHE SAYS FOR 13 YEARS HE FLEW

HER TO MEET HIM IN HOTELS AND

LAVISHED HER WITH GIFTS.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

FIRST OF ALL THOSE GIFTS DIDN'T

LOOK TOO LAVISH.

(LAUGHTER)

LET'S FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE.

TWO THINGS, ONE, 13 YEARS?

THAT IS AN ADMIRABLE COMMITMENT

TO THE WOMAN WITH WHOM YOU ARE

VIOLATING YOUR SPOUSAL

COMMITMENT WITH.

(LAUGHTER)

AND, TWO, AFTER ALL THOSE

ALLEGATIONS ABOUT SEXUAL

HARASSMENT OF UNDERLINGS, NICE

TO SEE HERMAN CAIN GOING THE

CONSENSUAL ROUTE.

(LAUGHTER)

KUDOS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NOW HE WAS ON THE AIR WITH CNN

WHEN IT BROKE.

>> I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'VE KNOWN

HER FOR ABOUT THAT PERIOD OF

TIME BUT THE ACCUSATION THAT I

HAD A 13-YEAR AFFAIR WITH HER?

NO.

>> THERE WAS NO SEX?

>> NO.

>> NONE?

>> NO.

(LAUGHTER)

>> NEVER BANGED HER.

>> NO.

>> (BLEEP)ED HER?

DID YOU (BLEEP) HER?

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S MOVE ON

TO LIBYA.

DID YOU BANG HER?

(LAUGHTER)

WOW.

13 YEARS, NO SEX.

SO EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO

PEOPLE IS LYING OR HERMAN CAIN

IS THE WORST DEAL CLOSER IN THE

HISTORY OF EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IT ALMOST MAKES YOU FEEL SORRY

FOR THE GUY.

>> NO, WOLF, NO SEX.

13 YEARS, LOT OF HOTEL ROOMS,

LOT OF GIFTS.

(LAUGHTER)

NEVER SEALED THE DEAL.

JUST...

(LAUGHTER).

A LOT OF HELLO, THIS IS MR. CAIN

IN ROOM 1102, GONNA NEED A COT.

(LAUGHTER)

AGAIN.

BUT CAIN WASN'T WILLING TO SAY

THAT THIS WAS THE LAST TIME HE'D

BE ACCUSED OF SOMETHING.

>> DO YOU EXPECT OTHER WOMEN TO

BE COMING OUT AND MAKING SIMILAR

KIND OF ACCUSATIONS?

IS THERE ANY EVIDENCE... NONE.

>> IS THERE ANY INDICATION THERE

ARE OTHERS OUT THERE.

>> NONE THAT I KNOW OF!

DO I KNOW OF ANY THAT MIGHT COME

OUT?

NOT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THIS IS WHERE WOLF BLITZER

SHOULD INTERRUPT AND SAY "WE'RE

A 24-HOUR NETWORK.

TAKE YOUR TIME, DIG A LITTLE

DEEPER THAN THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

HEAD.

MAYBE TRY THE MIDDLE OF YOUR

HEAD WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS, THE

THING THAT STORMS THE NAMES OF

THE LADIES YOU BANG.

ONCE AGAIN IT'S BOILING DOWN A

HE SAID/THEY SAID SITUATION.

ANY EVIDENCE HERE?

>> WHITE PROVIDED THE FOX

AFFILIATE WITH CELL PHONE BILLS

AND TEXT MESSAGES SHOWING CAIN

UP UNTIL THIS SEPTEMBER WOULD

CONTACT HER AT ALL HOURS OF THE

DAY AND NIGHT-- ONE AT 4:26 A.M.

>> A 4:26 A.M. BOOTY TEXT?

EVEN FARMERS DON'T CHEAT ON

THEIR WIVES THAT EARLY.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S STILL CIRCUMSTANTIAL.

FIG SPHELS.

>> WHEN HIS NEW BOOK CAME OUT IN

2001, GINGER WHITE SAYS CAIN

ONCE AGAIN AUTOGRAPHED IT FOR

HER WRITING "FRIENDS ARE

FOREVER, EVERYTHING ELSE IS A

BONUS."

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Jon: NO, NO, NO!

NO!

YOU CALM DOWN!

ALL RIGHT.

IN HINDSIGHT, YES, SEEMS LIKE

FLIRTY INEWEN DOE.

BUT IT COULD BE BENIGN.

LET'S PULL BACK AND SEE IF HE

WROTE ANYTHING ELSE.

"BY BONUS, I MEAN MY PENIS."

THAT'S SLIGHTLY MORE

INCRIMINATING.

CAN WE PULL BACK AND SEE IF

THERE'S ANYTHING... OKAY.

YEAH.

HE APPEARS TO HAVE DRAWN A

PICTURE OF HIS PENIS.

WELL THAT... THAT HAD TO HAVE

CREATED QUITE A HOLDUP IN THE

AUTOGRAPHED LINE FOR THE BOOK.

BUT ONE WHAT COULD BE REASON

COULD CAIN HAVE FOR THE GIFTS

AND CONTACT WITH THIS WOMAN?

>> CAIN SAID HE WAS JUST TRYING

TO HELP WHITE FINANCIALLY.

>> Jon: REALLY, JUST TRYING TO

HELP HER FINANCIALLY.

I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE 4:30

A.M. TEXT.

"HEY, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU

KNOW THE MARKETS ARE OPENING IN

FIVE HOURS.

(LAUGHTER)

JUST TEXTING YOU TO TELL YOU TO

GET YOUR PORTFOLIO IN ORDER.

(LAUGHTER)

(BLEEP)'S GONE CRAZY IN

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