CNN Best Walk Ever

  • Aired:  11/05/13
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CNN comes back from commercials to a commercial covering what they could have done during a commercial. (4:23)

A CERTAIN NEWS NETWORK SHALLREMAIN NAMELESS HAS BEEN

OCCASIONALLY FRUSTRATING, LIKEWHEN THERE'S

A BREAKING NEWS INCIDENT THEYFAN OUT IN THE STREETS AND

GUESSES AT [BLEEP] THAT MIGHT BE HAPPENING.

>> WE CAN LOOK AT THIS CHOPPERRIGHT HERE IF WE CAN.

THIS IS APPARENTLY SOME KIND OFRESCUE CHOPPER.

>> LOOK AT THE CARS THAT ARECOMING.

SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

>> IT'S REALLY BAD.

BUT GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE.

>> I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT WEPRAISE THEM FOR DOING THINGS WE

LIKE EVEN IF WE LIKE THEM FOR FACETIOUS AND NEFARIOUS REASONS.

>> IT'S TIME FOR THE DAY AWARDBUT BEFORE WE GET THERE LET'S GO

TO THE COUCH.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: LET ME REAL QUICK,

WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH.

THAT'S CNN'S MORNING TEAMHEADING FROM THEIR DESK TO THEIR

COUCH. AND WHAT WE SEE ASA SIMPLE MECHANICAL

BLOCKING ISSUE THAT COULD HAVEBEEN TAKEN CARE OF DURING THE

COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT THEY LOOKAT IT AS AN NEWS-PORTUNITY.

>> EVERY DAY WE'RE WORKING TO BEAN EVEN BETTER COMPANY AND TO

KEEP OUR COMMITMENTS.

AND WE MADE A BIG COMMITMENT TOAMERICA.

IN FACT, WE'VE INVESTED OVER $55BILLION HERE IN THE LAST FIVE

YEARS MAKING BP AMERICA'SLARGEST ENERGY INVESTOR.

OUR COMMITMENT HAS NEVER BEENSTRONGER.

>> Jon: WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

THEY CAME BACK FROM COMMERCIALTO A COMMERCIAL COVERING WHAT

THEY COULD HAVE DONE DURING THECOMMERCIAL.

AND THE CHERRY ON TOP.

THE COMPANY THAT IS SPONSORINGTHIS NEWS SEGMENT IS ACTUALLY IN

THE NEWS QUITE A BIT. MOSTLY FORSTORIES

ABOUT HOW HARD THEY'VE BEENWORKING TO GET GULF COAST

AQUATIC BIRDS OUT OF THEIROIL.

THE COUCH WALK IS SO GLORIOUSLYUNNECESSARY I THINK I'M IN LOVE

WITH IT.

THEY'RE BANGING THEM OUT LEFTAND RIGHT.

SOMETIMES THEY WALK TOTHE COUCH ON JUST A WHIM.

>> YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION BRAINFOOD? IT TURNS OUT THERE'S

SOMETHING TO IT.

WHAT YOU EAT CAN AFFECTYOUR MENTAL HEALTH BUT I FEEL

LIKE IT'S A COUCHABLECONVERSATION.

[LAUGHTER]>> DO I HAVE TO SIT ON A COUCH

TO HEAR IT OR CAN I --I -- LET ME

SAY SOMETHING TO THE HEADS OFCNN, PEOPLE WHO RUN CNN.

DON'T MAKE THESE PEOPLE DO THAT.

THEY SEEM LIKE NICE PEOPLEMOSTLY.

DON'T CRUSH THEIR SPIRITS.

>> UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARESOMETIMES STORIES THAT ARE NOT

EXACTLY WALK TO THE COUCHFRIENDLY.

>> THE WOMAN WHO JUST DEFIED ALLTHE ODDS FINISHED THE MOST

DIFFICULT IRONMAN RACE EVER THEKONA RACE WITHOUT HER LEGS, THE

ULTIMATE GOOD STUFF AND WE'LLGIVE IT TO YOU EARLY TODAY BUT

BEFORE WE DO WE'RE GOING TO HEADOVER TO THE COUCH.

[LAUGHTER]>> LOOK AT US WITH OUR

FUNCTIONAL LEGS AS WE HEAD OVERTO THE COUCH.

LOOK AT US LADIES.

DA, DA, DA DA DA DA.

I'M GOING TO DO A LITTLE JIG.

NOT TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THEMOUTH BUT I'M SERIOUSLY THINKING

THEY JUST BRAINSTORM WAYS[LAUGHTER] BY THE WAY, MY

FAVORITE THERE:SMELL THE NEWS.

>> Jon: MY POINT IS THIS.

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BEROLLING OUT THE SPONSORED

SEGMENTS. IT MIGHT BE TIMEFOR BEMUSED LOOK.

[LAUGHTER]THAT LEADS PERFECTLY INTO

TONIGHT'S, IF YOU ONLY NEED THISMUCH TO FILIBUSTER WHY DO THEY

HAVE TO GET THIS TO FILIBUSTER.

WOW, THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

THE PERFECT ENTREE TO -- JONSTEWART CRUMBLES HIS SCRIPT IN

DISGUST.

SPONSORED BY ARBY'S BECAUSE YOURHUNGER IS STRONGER THAN YOUR

MEMORY.

IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING ...

ARBY'S IS NO LONGER OUR SPONSOR.

SO BP... WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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