On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - The Queen's Delight

  • Aired:  07/23/13
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The Queen reacts to her great-grandchild's birth, and CNN harasses pregnant British women. (3:16)

AND EMPTY SOMETHING INTO MY FEED

BAG."

YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE MEDIA

WOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE THIS BABY

ARRIVE SO THEY COULD TURN THEIR

ATTENTION TO OTHER PRESSING

ISSUES.

>> I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION.

WHEN DO WE GET TO FIND OUT THE

NAME OF THE BABY?

>> WHAT IS HIS NAME?

GEORGE IS THE NAME.

EVERYONE SAYS IT'S GEORGE.

>> SOME OF THE HEAVY BETTING IS

ON JAMES.

>> ARTHUR.

PHILIP.

LOUIS ARE ALL TOP CONTENDERS.

IT MIGHT BE PRINCE CHARLES'

UNCLE LOUIS PRINCE MOUNT BATTON.

>> PRINCE CHARLES' NAME WASN'T

ANNOUNCED FOR ALMOST A MONTH.

THEY DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT IN

ENGLAND.

>> WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

I WOULDN'T DISAGREE WITH YOU

RIGHT UP UNTIL I SAW THAT HORSE

IN A BAR.

BUT SOMETHING WAS SAID YESTERDAY

WHICH WAS JUST FALSE.

>> THE QUEEN HAS TO BE

DELIGHTED.

>> John: NO.

JUST NO.

THE QUEEN IS IS NOT NECESSARILY

DELIGHTED BY THIS BECAUSE SHE IS

NO LONGER DELIGHTED BY ANYTHING.

HER FACE WILL ALWAYS LOOK

EXACTLY HOW IT ALWAYS LOOKS.

A MIXTURE OF BOREDOM.

WHETHER IT'S WATCHING THE

SPECTACULAR OPENING CEREMONIES

OF THE OLYMPICS IN HER HOMETOWN

OR ATTENDING THE WEDDING OF HER

ELDEST GRANDSON OR BEHOLDING A

MASSIVE FLOTILLA JUST TO

CELEBRATE HER.

WHATEVER THE OCCASION, SHE HAS A

FACE WHICH DEMONSTRABLY SAYS I

DON'T GIVE A ROYAL [BLEEP].

WHICH BRINGS US TO A MUCH LARGER

QUESTION HERE.

WHY DO WE... WHY HAS COVERAGE OF

THE ROYAL BABY BEEN LIKE A NEW

SCREEN SAVER FOR THE WHOLE LAST

WEEK?

CNN WAS JUST BOTHERING BRITISH

LADIES.

>> I'M HERE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

WITH A WOMAN ABOUT TO HAVE A

BABY.

SHE'S TAKING LAUGHING GAS FOR

PAIN.

>> IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH.

NOTHING IS FUNNY RIGHT NOW.

, NOTHING IS FUNNY.

John: REALLY?

NOTHING IS FUNNY.

NOT EVEN A SPECTACLE OF A NEWS

ORGANIZATION SHOVING MICROPHONES

IN THE FACE OF WOMEN IN LABOR?

ONLY TODAY CNN AND MS-NBC

LITERALLY AIRED THE CANNON

SALUTE IN ITS ENTIRE TEE.

NOW, THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT

ACTUALLY MEANS.

FOR THREE SOLID MINUTES OF THIS.

>> FIRE!

FNG.

>> John: I THINK IT WAS AROUND

THE TIME OF THE 48th CANNON

BLAST THAT YOU REALIZED, OH, NOW

I GET IT.

THE ROYAL BIRTH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT

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