Mindy Kaling

  • Aired:  05/07/13
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Mindy Kaling of "The Mindy Project" worries that she was too excited about attending the exclusive Met Ball to ever be invited back. (6:31)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

MY GUEST TONIGHT THE CREATOR

AND STAR OF FOX'S THE MINDY

PROJECT, PLEASE WELCOME BACK

TO THE PROGRAM MINDY KALING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

THAT?

(APPLAUSE)

>> HI GUYS!

THIS IS NICE.

>> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> YEAH, THIS IS A NICE

GROUP OF PEOPLE.

>> Jon: THEY'RE A FINE GROUP

OF PEOPLE.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: WE HAVE A VERY

STRICT SCREENING PROCESS.

>> OH, YOU DO?

>> Jon: THEY'RE THE FINEST

ALL COLOMBIA DOCTORAL

STUDENTS.

>> WHOA!

I LIKE THAT.

>> Jon: NO.

>> NO,.

>> Jon: THERE IS A METHADONE

CLINIC LIKE A BLOCK FROM

HERE.

>> OH.

>> Jon: GET THEM ON A BUS

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> THAT'S KIND OF YOU, JON.

>> Jon: YEAH, IT'S NICE.

DID YOU SOMETHING LAST NIGHT,

IF I MAY.

>> WHAT?

>> Jon: CAN I SHOW THE

PICTURE.

>> OKAY.

>> Jon: THIS IS MINDY KALING.

LOOK AT YOU --

>> THANK YOU.

I KNOW, RIGHT.

>> Jon: THE GLAMOR, YOU WENT

TO THE MET BALL.

>> I WENT TO THE MET BALL.

>> Jon: I HAVE BEEN HERE

27-- I HAVE WORKED, I HAVE

CATERED AT THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I PUT LITTLE PIECES

OF FIGURE IN TUNA ON ENDIVE

AND GAVE IT TO --

>> IT'S VERY GLAMOROUS AND

VERY-- THAT IS WHY I AM

WEARING, A LOT OF INDIAN

WOMAN'S HAIR THAT IS NOT MY

OWN.

ONE OF THE THINGS YOU DO

WHEN YOU ARE AN ACTRESS IS

THEY DEEM YOUR HAIR LIKE

DISGUSTINGLY TOO THIN SO YOU

ARE WEARING A LOT OF OTHER

DEAD WOMAN'S HAIR.

>> Jon: DO THEY TELL YOU

WHOSE DEAD HAIR IT IS.

>> YEAH, I HAVE THEIR WHOLE

STORY.

NO IT'S VERY MACK AN RE.

IT IS SOME ANONYMOUS WOMAN

WHO WAS ROBBED OF HER HAIR.

I CAN'T KNOW THE DETAILS

BECAUSE I WILL GET TOO SAD

RZ.

>> Jon: RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> SO I DON'T KNOW THE

DETAILS.

>> IS IT IN THERE NOW?

>> Jon: I DON'T WANT TO SAY.

AND I TAKE ON THE

PERSONALITY OF THE WOMAN

WHOSE HAIR I HAVE.

>> Jon: I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE

WITH LIKE VINCENT PRICE.

YOU HAVE A KILLER'S HAIR.

>> WHAT A WEIRD WAY TO START

THIS, OKAY.

>> Jon: NO NO.

>> THAT'S A GUY-- .

>> Jon: NO LET'S GO BACK TO

THIS.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF

POWER.

YOU KNOW HOW IN THE OLD DAYS

IT WAS LIKE YOU GET A TABLE

AT A GOOD RESTAURANT.

YOU ARE SO POWERFUL YOU SAY

KILL THAT WOMAN AND BRING ME

HER HAIR.

BRING HER HAIR TO ME.

I SHALL WEAR IT.

EYE I AM KALING, QUEEN OF

THE WEAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S GOOD.

>> I'M-- I'M-- DOW WANT TO

TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

>> Jon: HOW ARE YOU EVEN

DOING THIS HERE IS WHAT I

WANT TO TALK ABOUT.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: SO YOU ARE WRITING,

PRODUCING,.

>> I WAS AT THE MET.

>> Jon: YOU'RE GOING TO

THESE PARTIES.

I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD WRITE

IN SCENES ON YOUR SHOW OF

YOU SLEEPING BECAUSE I DON'T

SEE WHERE YOU'RE GETTING IT.

YOU ARE SO BUSY WITH STUFF

RIGHT NOW.

>> THANK YOU.

I FEEL BUSY BUT YOU KNOW,

YOU HAVE-- WE ARE IN THIS

SMALL CLUB WHERE YOUR NAME

IS IN YOUR OWN SHOW, KIND OF

A DREAM JOB.

>> YES, SO IS MINE.

>> Jon: YES.

>> SO I HAVE THIS THING

WHICH DON'T WANT TO BE

SLEEPING, THAT SOUNDS CORNY

BECAUSE WHEN I'M AWAKE IT IS

SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN WHEN

I'M SLEEPING.

>> Jon: IS IT A DREAM COME

TRUE SO WHY NOT BE AWAKE.

>> IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE

SO WHY NOT BE A WACHBLINGT I

FEEL LITERALLY, THE BIGGEST

BIGGEST-- I'M A WOMAN WITH

MY OWN TELEVISION SHOW ON

THE NETWORK.

I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST GOING

TO LAUGH.

AND ALSO LIKE I LOVE THE

SHOW.

THE SHOW IS GREAT.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF IT.

SO I AM-- .

>> Jon: YOU HAVE EARNED IT

WITH HILARITY.

THE BEST PART TOO IS IT IS

NOT ANYTHING BUT THAT, YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: WHICH IS NICE.

THE SHOW IS GREAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: IT REALLY IS GREAT.

>> THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> Jon: AND I SAY THAT, I'M

NOT TRYING TO SOUND HIP.

I WATCHED THE WEBISOWED.

>> NO.

>> Jon: SOMETIMES I LOG ON.

AND I WATCH YOUR WEBIED SO.

THEY ARE LIKE MINISHOWS BUT

ON THE WEB.

>> I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

>> Jon: YES, THANK YOU VERY

MUCH, THANK YOU.

>> YOU LET THEM STREAM AND

STAT SAT THERE-- .

>> Jon: ISN'T IT FUNNY ABOUT

THE DOCTOR THING.

LIKE WHEN YOU PLAY -- LIKE

YOU ARE STARTING-- DOW EVER

THINK LIKE I KNOW STUFF NOW?

>> I DO-- I MEAN A LOT OF

WOMEN AND I LOVE THIS, THEY

THINK OF MES ALIKE OH SHE

WOULD BE FUN TO BE FRIENDS

WITH.

IT WOULD BE COOL IF SHE WERE

MY DOCTOR.

SO I DO GET A LITTLE BIT OF

THAT.

LIKE COULD I DELIVER A BABY

IN A SNOW STRM ON A TRAIN.

I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO IT.

IF PUSH-- I WOULD BE LIKE

I'LL JUST DO IT I WOULD

FIGURE IT OUT.

I HAVE SEEN IT ON TV ENOUGH,

HAVEN'T YOU?

>> Jon: I HAVE SEEN IT A LOT

BUT I WOULD REALLY WANT

SOMEONE TO YELL CUT BEFORE

THE WHOLE THING-- I THINK I

WOULD BE WAY TOO-- LIKE I

WOULD FEEL LIKE-- I HAVE AN

HONORARY DOCTORATE SO I DO

SEPARATE ON SOME PEOPLE.

>> REALLY?

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> WHERE IS IT FROM.

>> Jon: MY ALMA MATER.

>> OKAY.

>> Jon: IT IS-- DO YOU KNOW

DEVRY.

>> COME ON.

>> Jon: WILLIAM AND MARY AND

THEY GAVE ME AN HONORARY

DOCTORATE WHICH I WOULD

ASSUME MEANT YOU COULD

OPERATE ON PEOPLE.

BUT YOU KILL THREE OF THEM

AND THEY TAKE IT RIGHT BACK.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.

>> YOU WOULD BE THE BEST

DOCTOR.

>> Jon: WILL YOU TAKE ME TO

THE MET BALL SOME DAY, I

HAVE NEVER BEEN, IT SOUNDS

EXCITING.

>> YEAH, ALTHOUGH I DON'T

KNOW I WOULD BE INVITED

BACK.

>> Jon: WAS THERE AN

INCIDENT YOU WOULD LIKE TO

DISCUSS.

>> THE THEME WAS PUNK AND

I'M NOT THE PUNK, MOST

REBELLIOUS THING ABOUT ME IS

THAT I'M LIKE FRIENDLY.

AT THIS EVENT T WAS ALL-- .

>> Jon: THAT IS REBELLIOUS.

>> IT WAS LIKE ARE YOU NOT

SUPPOSED TO GRIN AND-- IT IS

LITERALLY A BALL WHERE IN A

BATMAN MOVIE BAIN WOULD COME

DOWN AND TAKE-- THAT IS THE

LEVEL EVERY FAMOUS THIN

PERSON HAVE YOU EVER SEEN IN

YOUR LIFE IS THERE THERE'S

NOT A SINGLE PERSON OVER 130

POUNDS, MAN OR WOMAN.

>> Jon: COME BACK IN THE

KITCHEN.

>> AND IT IS JUST-- IT IS SO

INSANELY GLAMOROUS.

AND IT WAS PUNK SO EVERYONE

LOOKS LIKE BLACK LIPSTICK,

REALLY UNHAPPY.

BUT I WAS LIKE-- I CAN'T

STAND IT?

SO I DON'T KNOW IF I AM

GOING TO GO BACK.

>> Jon: THE THEY IF THEY

CHANGE THE THEME-- THE MIPDY

PROJECT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, AIRS

TUESDAY NIGHT AT 9:30 ON

FOX.

A VERY KBUSEE BUT VERY

HILARIOUS MINDY KALING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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