Indecision 2012 - Mercy Rule Edition - Joy Boners

  • Aired:  11/10/11
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Wyatt Cenac, John Oliver and Samantha Bee report on the unintended consequences of Rick Perry's debate debacle. (2:20)

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A TOWEL,

OOPSES.

FOR MORE ON THIS WE GO OUT

TO THE BEST [BLEEP] NEWS

TEAM, JOHN OLIVER, I WOULD

AN SEEN AK WHAT HAVE YOU

GUYS GOT TO SAY.

>> JON, JON, THAT MIGHT BE

THE SINGLE GREATEST THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

IT WAS CRAZY!

>> WOW, I MEAN PEOPLE ARE

CALLING IT A BRAIN FART BUT

IT WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN

THAT, JON.

THAT WAS SOME BRAIN

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

YES, IT WAS LIKE HIS BRAIN

WAS WEARING WHITE PANTS.

>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

>> ON BRAIN SCHOOL PICTURE

DAY.

>> IT WAS AMAZING.

THIS, DOESN'T THIS END HIS

CHANCES BECOMING THE

NOMINEE?

>> DON'T OVERTHINK THIS JON.

>> YEAH, WHO CARES.

IT WAS JUST [BLEEP] AWESOME!

>> DID YOU SEE DAVID

GREGORILUTION IT?

-- GREGORY LOSE IT?

>> IT WAS AWESOME.

>> Jon: GUYS, GUYS WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

WHAT THE HELL!

>> WHAT, WHAT?

>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.

>> Jon: WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT IS --

>> I DON'T SEE WHAT THE

PROBLEM-- .

>> Jon: YOUR PANTS!

YOUR,-- YOU'RE BOTH AROUSED.

>> PLEASE, JON, YOU'VE NEVER

SEEN A PROFESSIONAL NEWS MAN

ENJOY A PHENOMENAL STORY

LIKE THIS.

>> Jon: IT'S JUST, I

NEVER --

>> IT'S CALLED A JOY BONER.

>> EXACTLY.

JOY BONER, JON, HONESTLY, I

HAVEN'T PITCHED A TENT LIKE

THIS SINCE DICK CHANEY SHOT

THAT GUY IN THE FACE.

>> Jon: I'M GLAD YOU GUYS

ARE ENJOYING YOURSELF BUT

YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO

APPEAR ON TELEVISION LIKE

THAT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NO

PROBLEM.

I CAN JUST GO LIKE THIS AND

LOOK NOW I'M OUT OF THE

FRAME.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.

>> HE'S RIGHT, JON, AN OLD

TOM BROKAW TRICK, LOOK LOOK

T JUST DISAPPEARS,.

>> BONER, NO BONER.

>> Jon: I'M GOING TO BREAK

YOU UP, I'M GOING-- YOU KNOW

WHAT-- I'M GOING TO GO TO

SAMANTHA BEE.

SAMANTHA --

>> WHOOO!

WHOOO!

CHECK IT OUT BITCHES!

THIS RICK PERRY VIDEO IS

AWESOME.

>> Jon: HOW CAN YOU-- I

DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU COULD

DO THAT.

>> DO WHAT, RING A DOORBELL

FROM ACROSS THE STREET?

I CAN NOW.

I GOT A JOY BONER!

>> JOY BONER.

>> JOY BONER!

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

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