Between a C*ck and a Hard Race

  • Aired:  07/29/13
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Even as his campaign manager quits and his poll numbers dip, Anthony Weiner refuses to drop out of the New York City mayoral race. (5:49)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WELCOME BACK.

WE TURN NOW TO OUR ONGOING

COVERAGE OF THIS PENIS AND LESS

IMPORTANTLY THE NEW YORK CITY

MAYORAL CANDIDATE WHO IS

ATTACHED TO IT.

SO HOW ARE THINGS GOING FOR HIM?

>> THERE IS A BRAND NEW POLL

ABOUT THE NEW YORK CITY MAYOR'S

RACE.

IT HAS WEINER IN FOURTH PLACE.

>> HE CERTAINLY IS IS SINKING IN

THE POLLS.

>> John: HONESTLY I THINK THE

SINKING POLL IS THE LEAST OF

THIS GUY'S PROBLEM.

SO CLEARLY GROW UP.

HOLD ON.

I SHOULD GROW UP.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SO CLEARLY ANTHONY WEINER'S

CAMPAIGN IS IN DANGER, NOT JUST

THAT IT'S IN CARLOS DANGER.

♪ DANGER ♪♪

>> John: AND TRAGICALLY THIS IS

JUST MORE BAD NEWS.

FOR THE GUY WHO HAS A CAMPAIGN

THAT WON'T QUIT.

>> THIS MORNING WEINER'S DEALING

WITH YET ANOTHER BLOW TO HIS

STRUGGLING EFFORTS.

>> HIS TOP ADVISOR ANNOUNCED HE

WAS THROWING IN THE TOWEL.

>> John: ACTUALLY I HAPPEN TO

HAVE THAT TOWEL RIGHT HERE.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER WEINER'S

BED.

MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER HIS BED.

YES, DO YOU LIKE THAT?

IS THAT A MATURE ENOUGH JOKE FOR

YOU?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

WHY ON EARTH WOULD WEINER'S

CAMPAIGN MANAGER RESIGN?

DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH

THE FACT THAT HE SPENT THE WHOLE

LAST WEEK SUCKING ON THE

EVERLASTING STOPPER OF

EMBARRASSING REVELATIONS.

>> THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS IS

NOW REPORTING WHEN HE WAS A

CONGRESSMAN WEINER, HE PAID A

PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR $45,000 IN

CAMPAIGN CASH TO INVESTIGATE THE

HACKING OF HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT

IN 2011.

>> John: LET'S BE VERY CLEAR

ABOUT THIS.

HE SPENT $45,000 IN CAMPAIGN

DONATIONS TO INVESTIGATE WHO DID

THE THING THAT HE KNEW HE DID.

WHO DID HE HIRE?

THE SAME GUY THAT O.J. PAID TO

GO LOOK FOR THE REAL MURDERER?

THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE EASIEST

CASE IN PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

HISTORY.

I'M GUESSING THE INVESTIGATOR

JUST CASHED THE CHECK, WALKED

BACK FROM THE BANK, UNZIPPED

ANTHONY WEINER'S, POINTED TO HIS

DICK AND SAID, "I FOUND HIM.

"REQUEST

THERE, JOB DONE.

JOB DONE.

WEINER SEEMS TO BE RUNNING OUT

OF SUPPORT.

NEW YORK'S NEWSPAPERS ARE

CALLING HIM OUT.

OTHERS HAVE ALSO FOLLOWED SUIT.

>> AT THIS POINT IT'S ABSURD.

HE'S NOT QUALIFIED, NOT SCHOJ

PSYCHOLOGICALLY QUALIFIED.

>> SO DISRESPECTFUL OF WOMEN.

IT IS IS NOT FUNNY.

HE IS A NEW AGE FLASHER WHO HAS

TRADED THE TRADITIONAL RAINCOAT

THAT CAN BE OPENED TO SHOW HIS

WARES FOR A DIGITAL CAMERA THAT

ENABLES HIM TO EXPOSE HIMSELF TO

THE WORLD.

A DUBIOUS TECHNOLOGICAL

ACHIEVEMENT.

>> John: YOU KNOW, WHEN AN OLD

MAN SAYS IT, IT'S HARD TO TELL

WHETHER HE'S MAD ABOUT THE SEX

STUFF OR ABOUT THE TECHNOLOGY.

IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO EXPOSE

YOURSELF TO WOMEN ONE AT A TIME.

IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE A DICK

PIC, YOU HAD TO BE ABLE TO

MAINTAIN YOUR ERECTION FOR AS

LONG AS SILVER NITRATE NEEDED TO

EXPOSE THE IMAGE AND THEN HAND

IT TO THE LADY.

HAND IT TO HER.

AMAZINGLY IN THE FACE OF

DISAPPROVAL FROM, LET'S JUST

SAY, EVERYONE, CARLOS DANGER

REFUSES TO DROP OUT.

HE EVEN HAS THE BALLS NOW TO BE

ANNOYED BY ALL OF US.

>> WEINER ALSO INDICATED HE MAY

STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS

ALTOGETHER ABOUT HIS ONLINE

RELATIONSHIPS.

>> I'VE ANSWERED THAT SIX TIMES.

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO GET MY

MESSAGE OUT.

I'M GOING TO KEEP TRYING.

CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

WE'RE A LITTLE BIT OF AN ECHO

CHAMBER HERE WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO

OBSESSED WITH MY PENIS?

WHERE COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET THE

IDEA THAT I WOULD WANT TO TALK

ABOUT SUCH A PRIVATE THING AND

ABOUT HOW HARD IT GETS

SOMETIMES?

WHERE IS THAT COMING INTO YOUR

BRAIN?

LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

IT'S NOT JUST MR. CARLOS THAT

EVERYONE SAW YOUR DICK.

IT'S THAT YOU LIED ABOUT IT OVER

AND OVER AGAIN FOR YEARS IT

TURNS OUT.

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

YOU PROVIDED A LOT OF

ENTERTAINING MOMENTS.

JUST LOOK AT THE CORNERS OF WOLF

BLITZER'S MOUTH DURING THIS

INTERVIEW WITH ONE OF WEINER'S

FORMER SEXY PEN PALS.

>> DID YOU AT ALL FEEL YOURSELF

MANIPULATED OR SEE YOURSELF AS A

VICTIM?

>> I DID NOT.

HE DOES KIND OF TURN THE

CONVERSATION THAT WAY.

THEN YOU KIND OF GET... YOU KIND

OF GET SUCKED INTO IT.

NO PUN INTENDED.

I'M SORRY.

YOU GET SUCKED INTO IT A LITTLE

BIT.

>> John: HE'S DOING THE BEST HE

CAN THERE.

THE MIDDLE OF HIS LIPS SAY, "I'M

A SERIOUS NEWSMAN."

BUT THE CORNERS ARE SAYING, "I'M

WOLF BLITZER, AND I GET THAT

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SEX."

AT THIS POINT, NOTHING IS IS

GETTING THIS GUY OUT OF THE

RACE.

NOT SLIPPING POLL NUMBERS.

NOT JUMPING SHIP.

NOT FINANCIAL INTRO PRY TEE,

NOTHING.

HE DOESN'T JUST THINK HE SHOULD

BE MAYOR DESPITE THESE THINGS.

HE NOW THINKS HE SHOULD BE MAYOR

BECAUSE OF THEM.

>> BEING AN EFFECTIVE MAYOR

MEANS AS A RESULT OF EVERYTHING

GOING ON...

>> I GET TABLED.

I ARGUE THIS.

I ARGUE THIS.

I'M GOING TO BE A SUCCESSFUL

MAYOR BECAUSE OF THAT.

BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO GIVE ME A

LEVEL OF INDEPENDENCE.

>> John: OH, IT'S GOING TO GIVE

YOU A LEVEL OF INDEPENDENCE ALL

RIGHT.

BECAUSE IF NEW YORKERS DO THE

RIGHT THING IT'S GOING TO MAKE

YOU INDEPENDENT FROM THE [BLEEP]

OFFICE OF MAYOR.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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