Gaywatch - Bed and Breakfast Discrimination & Catholic Rebranding

  • Aired:  12/02/13
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The Christian owners of a B&B refuse to let gay couples share a bed, and Cardinal Timothy Dolan explains why the Catholic church is losing the fight against same-sex marriage. (5:53)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK! THANKYOU!

>> IT IS FINALLY DECEMBER, WHICHAS WE ALL KNOW IS THE YEAR'S

THIRD GAYEST MONTH.

>> LOOK IT UP.

MAKING IT TIME ONCE AGAIN FORGAY WATCH.

>> WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?

>> THE SUPREME COURT HAS RULEDAGAINST THE CHRISTIAN OWNERS OF

B AND B WHO ONLY ALLOW COMPANIESTO SHARE A DOUBLE BED IF THEY

ARE MARRIED.

THE JUDGE SAYS THE POLICYDISCRIMINATES AGAINST GAY

COUPLES ALTHOUGH IT IS APPLIEDTO UNMARRIED HETEROSEXUALS AS

WELL AS HOMOSEXUALS.

>> Jon: HERE IS A CAREER TIPFOR YOU.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING AROUNDGAY PEOPLE, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T

OPEN A BED-AND-BREAKFAST.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Jon: IT IS KIND OF THEIR

JAM.

IN SOME CASES -- BY THE WAYOTHER BUSINESSES YOU DON'T WANT

TO OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TOHANG AROUND GAY PEOPLE IS

LIBERACE WAX MUSEUM.

>> AND A SUBARU DEALERSHIP.

>> I AM JUST SAYING, THESEOWNERS SEEM TO MAKE A BASIC

ERROR OF WHO YOUR BED ANBREAKFAST TARGET AUDIENCE IS, IT

IS A SHAME BECAUSE OTHERWISETHIS BED-AND-BREAKFAST IS QUITE

LOVELY.

>> YOU CAN GET A HOME COOKEDENGLISH BREAKFAST AT THE HOTEL

AND ENJOY THE VIEWS.

>> Jon: DON'T LOOK UP ENGLISHBREAKFAST ON ENGLISH DICTIONARY,

ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

OH, MY GOD! WHO COOKS TOMATOESFOR BREAKFAST? THERE REALLY IS

AN URBAN DICTIONARY FOR ENGLISHBREAKFAST AND YOU DON'T WANT TO

KNOW.

LET'S MEET THE OFFENDING COUPLE.

>> WE JUST HAD A RELAXINGWEEKEND AWAY, WITH THOUSAND OF

OTHER COUPLES DO IN BRITAINEVERY WEEKEND, WE CHECKED THAT

HE WOULD BE WELCOME AND DIDN'TCROSS OUR MINDS IN 2008 IN

BRITAIN WE NEEDED TO SAY WHEREWE WOULD BE.

>> Jon: OF COURSE THE DOG ISWELCOME, THE BIBLE DOESN'T SAY

ANYTHING ABOUT DOGS GOING TOHELL.

IN FACT, I HAVE IT ON GOODAUTHORITY THAT THEY ALL GO TO

HEAVEN.

WHAT KIND OF EVIL MONSTERS WOULDTURN AWAY THIS ADORABLE PAIR OF

MATCHING SIMON PEGS.

>> MAPLE GAVE THEIR REACTIONOUTSIDE OF THE COURTS.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD, THEY AREJUST SAD EYED OLD PEOPLE.

>> I MEAN, YOU HEARD THE SUPREMECOURT -- TAKING AWAY THIS BASIC

RIGHT OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

>> WHICH IS JUST ORDINARY -- TOBELIEVE IN THE IMPORTANCE OF

MARRIAGE AS THE UNION OF ONE MANAND ONE WOMAN.

>> Jon: THAT IS RESPECTFULLY ALOAD OF (BLEEP).

WHAT KIND OF (BLEEP) I DON'TKNOW.

I FEAR (BLEEP), (BLEEP),(BLEEP), THAT IS LITERALLY BULL

(BLEEP).

FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE GOODCHRISTIANS YOU WOULDN'T CHARGE

WARY TRAVELERS TO STAY IN YOURHOME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU KNOW WHERE I LEARNED THAT? A LITTLE BEST SELLER CALLED THE

BIBLE.

MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT.

LIKE IN ROMANCE 15:7, THEREFOREWELCOME ONE ANOTHER AS CHRIST

HAS WELCOMED YOU FOR THE GLORYOF GOD, OH AND BY THE WAY THERE

IS CONTINENTAL BREAKFASTINCLUDED.

OR THIS OLD CHESTNUT FROM FIRSTPETER, 4:9, SHOW HOSPITALITY TO

ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT GRUMBLING.

>> AND YOU BE GRUMBLING.

>> NOT TO MENTION OLIVE GARDEN,24/7 WHEN ONE IS WITH YOU, HE IS

FAMILY.

>> AS, THAT IS JESUS 101.

WITH OUR FINAL STORY WE TURN TOTHE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND DAVID

GREGORY'S RECENT INTERVIEW WITHCARDINAL DOLAN, LET ME TOUCH ON

GAVE MARRIAGE.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK THE CHURCHIS LOSING THE ARGUMENT ON IT, IN

EFFECT?

>> WELL, I THINK MAYBE WE HAVEBEEN OUT MARKETED.

>> Jon: WHAT? THE CATHOLICCHURCH OUT MARKETED? YOU ARE

THE ONLY FIT THAT CONVINCED ABILLION PEOPLE TO GIVE UP

MASTURBATION AND PAY TEN PERCENTOF THEIR INCOME FOR THE

PRIVILEGE.

HOW DOES HOW DOES ANORGANIZATION LIKE THAT GET OUT

MARKETED.

>> WHEN YOU HAVE FORCES LIKEHOLLYWOOD, LIKE POLITICIANS,

WHEN YOU HAVE FORCES LIKE SOMEOPINION MOLDERS THAT ARE BEHIND

IT, IT IS A TOUGH BATTLE.

>> Jon: SURE IT IS A TOUGHBATTLE WHEN ALL YOU HAVE ON YOUR

SIDE IS GOD! I DON'T KNOW IF ITEVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT MAYBE

IN THIS SITUATION IT IS NOTABOUT MARKETING, MAYBE, I DON'T

KNOW, MAYBE THE CATHOLIC CHURCHIS IN THIS INSTANCE IN A MORALLY

INFERIOR POSITION.

BUT THIS IS ABOUT MARKETING.

WE HAVE TO DO STRUGGLINGPRODUCTS, FIRE YOUR CREATIVE

TEAM AND REBRAND A LITTLE BIT.

I GIVE YOU A CHARLIE BROWNHETERONORMAL --

>> STOP, EVERYONE, STOP THISDEVIL MUSIC.

WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE TRUEMEANING OF CHRISTMAS.

LEVITICUS 20:13 IF A MAN ALSOLIE WITH MANKIND, IF HE LIES

WITH A WOMAN, BOTH OF THEM HAVECOMMITTED AN ABOMINATION, THEY

SHALL SURELY BE PUT TO DEATH,THEIR BLOOD SHALL BE UPON THEM

AND IT ALSO SAYS EATINGSHELLFISH IS AN ABOMINATION BUT

THOSE ARE SO DELICIOUS! NOW,LET'S ALL MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS

TREE A LITTLE LESS GAY.

>> YEAH!

>> PERFECT! NOW THAT IS APROPER HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTMAS

TREE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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