Jason Sudeikis

  • Aired:  11/13/12
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Jason Sudeikis sees the human side of Mitt Romney and explains why the president and vice president cannot be Eskimo brothers. (6:21)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST TONIGHT, ONE OF THE STARS OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," PLEASE

WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM JASON SUDEIKIS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOUNG MAN!

>> OH, GOODNESS!

>> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

>> NICE TO SEE YOU AS WELL.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME BACK.

>> Jon: STOP IT.

NEW A UNIQUE POSITION IN THIS -- AND I'M NOT SURE I CAN THINK OF A PERFORMER -- YOU DID ROMNEY ON

S.N.L .

>> YES.

>> Jon: BUT ALSO BIDEN.

>> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS GOOD TO GO.

>> Jon: YOU WIN!

>> YEAH, IF YOU CONSIDER THAT WINNING.

(LAUGHTER) PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHOLE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE, THAT'S A FORM OF WINNING.

(LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW.

BUT --

>> Jon: DON'T WE ALL ON SOME LEVEL?

>> MASKS THAT WE ALL WEAR.

INDEED, SO WELL SAID.

YEAH AND THEN THERE IS -- ISN'T THERE AN ODD CHANCE THAT ROMNEY COULD HAVE WON AND THEN BIDEN

WOULD HAVE CON?

IS THERE SOME ELECTION THING WHERE THEY EACH COULD WIN?

>> Jon: THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE 1800s, I THINK.

>> OKAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M REFERRING TO.

>> Jon: I THINK THEY'RE PAIRED UP NOW.

IT'S OFFICIAL THAT IT WAS OBAMA/BIDEN.

IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN -- PEOPLE COULDN'T HAVE VOTED FOR BIDEN AND GET ELECTORAL VOTES THERE.

THAT'S WHEN THEY USED TO THROW IT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN THEY WOULD KIND OF GO BACK AND FORTH

AND ALL THAT.

>> WELL --

>> Jon: THE OTHER THING, TOO -- I DON'T REMEMBER THAT (BLEEP) FROM SCHOOL.

>> WELL, THAT'S DISAPPOINTING BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN.

>> Jon: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FUN.

BUT WHO IS MORE -- I WOULD THINK BIDE IS A MORE -- BIDEN IS A MORE FUN PLAY AS A CHARACTER.

>> YEAH, I MEAN I THINK WE EVENTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING WITH ROMNEY, OUR WRITERS, SETH MEYERS

WROTE THE ONE FROM THIS LAST SATURDAY.

>> Jon: THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD ONE.

>> I ENJOYED IT BECAUSE WE GOT TO SHOW THE HUMANITY OF THESE PEOPLE.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE ONES THAT WE GOT TO DO WHEN I PLAYED BIDEN WAS WHEN OBAMA CAME OUT AND SORT

OF GOT ALL THE LOVE FOR TALKING ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE AFTER BIDEN CAME OUT AND SAID IT FIRST AND

THEN I DID IT WITH FERRELL COMING OUT AS GEORGE BUSH AND YOU GET TO SEE THE HUMANITYTOR

HUMAN SIDE OF THESE PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T NORMALLY GET TO SEE IT.

>> Jon: THE MORE PETTY JEALOUSIES THAT OCCUR.

>> SO TO SEE THE BITTERSWEET NATURE OF ROMNEY, A GUY LOSING AND GETTING HANDED TO HIM AND

ALL THE CLOWNS, IN MINUTE, JUST THE MILK AND THE -- (LAUGHTER).

BUT THEN DEALING WITH PAUL RYAN, DEALING WITH TRUMP, ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT HAD HIS BACK

SUPPOSEDLY AND JUST HIM BEING THERE AND THE ONLY PERSON HE HAD TO RELY ON THROUGH IT ALL WAS

HIS WIFE.

I THINK THAT'S NICE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A THOUGHTFUL WAY TO SORT OF SAY, YOU KNOW, (BLEEP) OFF.

(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: YOU LOOK AT -- HE HAS UNDENIABLY LIKE -- TALK ABOUT A FAMILY -- PEOPLE SAY THE MOST

IMPORTANT THING IS FAMILY.

TALK ABOUT A FAMILY UNIT THAT IS LARGE, SUCCESSFUL, GOOD LOOKING.

YOU WONDER, YOU TURNED AROUND AND YOU SAW THEM ALL SURROUND HIM AT HIS CONCESSION SPAOEFPB

AND HE'S SO HEARTBROKEN AND THAT SENSE OF "AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY FAMILY." BUT DO YOU THINK HE LOOKED AT

THEM LIKE "ALL RIGHT.

WHATEVER."

>> THIS WILL DO.

THIS WILL BE FINE.

NO I TRULY THINK THAT THE GUY'S MORE HUMAN THAN WE GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

>> Jon: DID HE EVER STOP BY?

>> I'VE NEVER MET HIM OR JOE BIDEN.

MY FATHER MET JOE BIDEN IN 2008 AND HAD A REALLY FUNNY LINE WHERE HE SAID TO THE SENATOR AT

THAT TIME, YOU KNOW, HEY, YOU DO THE BEST IMPRESSION OF MY SON I'VE EVER SEEN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THAT'S AWESOME.

>> AND JOE BIDEN'S LIKE "THAT'S GREAT!

WE'VE GOT TO GET A PICTURE!"

>> Jon: BIDE THAN HAS WEIRD ENERGY.

>> I NEVER MET HIM.

I FORGOT HE WASN'T AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN SETH COSPONSORED.

THEY CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME WHICH I SOMETIMES THINK THAT'S BECAUSE

BIDEN AND BARACK ARE THE SAME PERSON.

(LAUGHTER) ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY?

THEY CAN'T FLY TOGETHER AND TRAVEL TOGETHER.

OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN BE SOME OF THE SAME ROOMS AT THE SAME TIME.

>> Jon: THAT WOULD MAKE IT VERY DIFFICULT.

I KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE THE SAME LADY.

>> THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

YES.

ESKIMO TWINS.

THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ESKIMO BROTHERS OR WHATEVER.

>> Jon: THE THING THAT STRIKES ME THERE'S AN ENERGY WITH HIM THAT IT COULD GO INTO -- LIKE HE

ALWAYS STRIKES ME AS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO TRIES TO BANG CHICKS AT FUNERALS.

>> BIDEN?

REALLY.

>> Jon: YEAH, HE JUST WALKSES IN AND HE'S LIKE "HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT GUY, WHO'S THE

BROAD?" HE'S GOT LIKE A WEIRD --

>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT TWO HANDER MOVIE YOU AND I ARE GOING TO DO "FUNERAL CRASHERS"?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OUR MOVIE?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT?

>> Jon: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY.

(APPLAUSE) AGAIN, CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH, ON ANOTHER SEASON OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE, THAT'S GRUELING.

THAT'S PUTTING ON A BROADWAY PLAY EVERY WEEK.

>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY -- THE FACT THAT THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCENES, OUR HAIR AND MAKEUP,

WARDROBE, SET DESIGN PEOPLE DON'T WIN PERENNIAL EMMIES IS SHOCKING TO ME BECAUSE WHAT THEY

DO IN THREE DAYS -- BECAUSE WE WRITE IT ON MONDAY AND TONIGHT'S OUR WRITING NIGHT BUT THEN THEY

BUILD THESE THINGS AND CREATE THESE THINGS AND THESE WORLDS AND LOOKS AND TWO DAYS -- AND

THURSDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY.

>> Jon: AND PEOPLE WILL GO "TAKE IT OUT OF SHERWOOD FOREST, WE'RE GOING TO PUT IT ON THE

U.S.S. MONITOR."

>> WE ARE JERKS ON THE CREATIVE SIDE.

WE'RE CONSTANTLY CHANGING THINGS AT THE LAST SECOND AND GUYS IN OUR WARDROBE DEPARTMENT ARE LIKE

"OH, REALLY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

GREAT.

WE'LL JUST CALL THEM AND HAVE THEM MAKE THAT OUTFIT.

A BLUE SNUFFLEUPAGUS.

BROWN'S TOO OBVIOUS?" YEAH, WE GET SO USED TO -- AND THEN YOU GO TO MOVIE SETS AND

UNLESS YOU'RE LIKE ADAM SANDLER, THEY CAN'T DO THAT STUFF THAT FAST.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THEY DON'T WANT TO.

>> RIGHT, THIS JACKET DOESN'T FIT RIGHT AND THEY'RE LIKE "YEAH, WELL."

>> "SORRY."

>> Jon: "LOSE WEIGHT.

I'M NOT TAKING IT IN."

>> STOP EATING SANDWICHES AT 2:00 A.M., JERK.

>> Jon: ANY GOOD HOSTS COMING UP.

>> WE HAVE JEREMY RENNER THIS WEEKEND.

>> Jon: BAD ASS.

>> YEAH, HE IS.

>> Jon: STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

HE CAN KILL PEOPLE.

>> I HAVE TO BE NEAR HIM.

>> Jon: THEN YOU'VE GOT A REAL PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS.

I HOPE YOU SURVIVE.

THANKS FOR COMING BY.

JASON SUDEIKIS, EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND

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