The Best F#@king News Team Ever & Inauguration Fashions

  • Aired:  01/21/13
  •  | Views: 53,146

The Best F#@king News Team Ever debates Michelle Obama's inauguration bangs, and Al Madrigal gets catfished. (4:16)

YEP.

THANK YOU.

WE OF COURSE ARE FOCUSING ON TODAY'S COVERAGE OF EVENTS.

WE'LL START WITH JESSICA WILLIAMS DOWN AT THE CAPITAL.

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE SPEECH?

>> HELLO, JON.

JON, I LOVED IT.

OKAY.

IT WAS FRESH.

IT WAS NEW.

IT WAS UNEXPECTED.

YET VERY CLASSY.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THE SPEECH REALLY HELPED FRAME THE PRESIDENT'S AGENDA.

AND AN INTERESTING AND I THINK SEXY -- PROBABLY NOT THE RIGHT WORD -- BUT I'M GOING TO SAY IT ANYWAY.

IN A SEXY WAY

>> Jon: I GET IT.

I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE REFERRING TO YOUR NEW BANGS

>> OH, JON, I'M NOT.

WHAT?

OH, YOU MEAN MY BA-B AND.

BA-BANGS

>> Jon: IT'S A GREAT NEW LOOK.

CLEARLY THE FIRST LADY...

>> NO, JON.

THE FIRST LADY.

I'VE BEEN SPORTING THIS FOR AGES.

>> Jon: THAT'S TERRIFIC.

WE'LL GO TO AL MADRIGAL AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

HE IS GOING TO HELP US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AL MADRIGAL.

>> JON, WITH MANY OF OBAMA'S CLOSEST ADVISORS SET TO LEAVE...

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST GOING TO INTERRUPT YOU HERE.

I THINK WE'RE ALL SLIGHTLY DISTRACTED BY...

>> BY MY B-B-B-B-BANGS Jon: YES, YOUR B-B-B-BANGS YOU DON'T LIKE THEM?

BE HONEST.

IF YOU'RE NOT HONEST, WE HAVE NOTHING

>> Jon: HONESTLY, AL, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE LOOK FOR YOU

>> SO NOW I'M FAT Jon: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

LET'S GO OUT TO JASON JONES.

HE IS COVERING THINGS FROM THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE.

JASON

>> THANK YOU, JON.

THE CLEAR LOSER TODAY, AMERICAN VALUES.

I THINK THAT THE AMERICA THAT I GREW UP...

>> Jon: JASON, YOU'RE CANADIAN.

LET ME FINISH.

THAT I GREW UP ABOVE.

THAT AMERICA IS GONE.

I DON'T CARE FOR THIS NEW B-B-B-BANGS AMERICAN.

MEN CAN MARRY MEN.

SINGLE WOMEN CAN GET HEALTH INSURANCE ON PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.

WHAT'S NEXT?

POLYGAMY AND DREAD LOCKS?

WHERE DOES IT END

>> Jon: YOU'RE REPRESENTING THAT VIEWPOINT WITH RUE McCLANAHAN'S LOOK?

>> THIS IS NANCY REAGAN.

HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT?

RUE WORE FLORAL PRINT.

>> I HAVE TO BREAK IN HERE Jon: AL THIS IS AN ATTACK ON A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND ONE OF

HER... ONE OF MY VERY DEAR FRIENDS MICHELLE OBAMA.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

>> MADRIGAL CAMPAIGN EMAILS ISN'T FRIENDSHIP, PAL

>> SHUT UP, NANCY.

NOT JUST CAMPAIGN EMAILS.

WE TALK ALL THE TIME ON THE PHONE, FACEBOOK.

WE'VE BEEN CLOSE FOR THREE YEARS AFTER MEETING ON TWITTER.

>> (LAUGHING) OH, MY GOD.

Jon: AL, HAVE YOU ACTUALLY MET THE FIRST LADY IN PERSON?

>> NOT IN PERSON BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET.

SHE'S ON BUSY.

>> Jon: AL, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN HELD BY HAWAIIAN PRANKSTER RONAIAH TUIASOSOPO

>> NO.

I GOT RONAIAH TUIASOSOPOED?

NO!

>> WOW, SOMEBODY LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT.

>> Jon: THANKS, GUYS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT

Loading...