The Millionaire Gaffemaker - Mitt Romney's Bed Head

  • Aired:  09/18/12
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Addressing a leaked video, Mitt Romney's words say "No big deal, I want to help all Americans," but his eyes and body language say "Holy s**t, we're all gonna die." (2:00)

(LAUGHTER) NEEDLESS TO SAY, MITT ROMNEY HAD TO ADDRESS THIS SITUATION MID-REBOOT.

>> GOOD EVENING.

I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S A VIDEO THAT'S BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR A FEW WEEKS THAT HAS ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THAT PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBES EVERY VIDEO ON THE INTERNET.

(LAUGHTER) ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GANGNAM STYLE?

PANDA SNEEZING?

OH, RIGHT, THE VIDEO OF YOU DISRESPECTING 47% OF AMERICANS.

THAT'S WHY YOU JUST CASUALLY INTERRUPTED A BIG FUND-RAISER AT 10:30 AT NIGHT WITH THE MITT ROMNEY VERSION OF BED HEAD.

>> THIS IS REALLY A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE POLITICAL PROCESS OF WINNING THE ELECTION AND, OF COURSE, I WANT TO HELP ALL

AMERICANS, ALL AMERICANS, HAVE A BRIGHT AND PROSPEROUS FUTURE.

>> Jon: SURE, YEAH, NO, WOW.

HIS WORDS SAY "NO BIG DEAL, I WANT TO HELP ALL AMERICANS." BUT HIS EYES AND BODY LANGUAGE SAY "HOLY (BLEEP), WE'RE ALL

GONNA DIE!" (LAUGHTER) LET ME GIVE YOU A BETTER EXAMPLE TO ILLUSTRATE THE DICHOTOMY BETWEEN THE MESSAGE MITT ROMNEY

IS SENDING VERBALLY AND THE MESSAGE HE'S SENDING VISUALLY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I TAKE YOU TO A CRUISE SHIP SOMEWHERE IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC.

(LAUGHTER) HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S ME, YOUR CAPTAIN.

I UNDERSTAND THERE'S BEEN SOME TALK OF ICE ON THE STAR BOARD SIDE OF THE SHIP.

(LAUGHTER) THAT'S ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION.

(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ANYWAY, I-- I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO REASSURE EVERYBODY WE HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

OBVIOUSLY WE ALL LOOK FORWARD TO REACHING THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN WITH EVERYBODY NOT IN A WATERY GRAVE.

(LAUGHTER) THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS LATINO.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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