Presidential Birthday Gift Montage

  • Aired:  08/04/11
  •  | Views: 90,870

Jon gives Barack Obama an economic downturn montage for his 50th birthday. (1:11)

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

MY GUST TONIGHT, SENATOR DICK

DURBIN FROM THE GANG OF SIX, THE

GANG OF SIX.

YO YO.

YOU KNOW, TO GET INTO THE GANG

OF SIX, THEY BEAT YOU INCH I

DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT.

SAXBY CHAMBLISS JUST GETS UP,

COME ON, LET'S DO IT.

ANYWAY, SPECIAL DAY.

IT'S OUR PRESIDENT'S 50th

BIRTHDAY, AND I AM NO INGRATE.

I GOT HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING

THAT I THINK HE'S GOING TO

REALLY ENJOY.

>> A MASSIVE 500-POINT SELL-OFF

DOUSING WALL STREET IN A SEA OF

RED.

>> AND THE BEARS ARE MAULING

WALL STREET.

>> WATCHING IT FALL NOW LIKE A

ROCK IN A SWIMMING POOL.

>> THE 14th-WORST POINT

DECLINE FOR THE S&P 500.

>> EXTREME FEAR AND PANIC.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon:

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪♪

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

BY THE WAY, I DON'T HAVE A

RECEIPT FOR THAT.

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