Man Walks Into a 7-Eleven Carrying an AK-47

  • Aired:  06/05/14
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Protesters in Texas take gun rights activism to the next level by carrying exposed rifles in public. (3:30)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILYSHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART. WE'VEGOT A PROGRAM FOR YOU TONIGHT!

OUR PROGRAM TONIGHT,LET ME TELL YOU THIS,

OUR PROGRAM TONIGHT IS VERYSPECIAL, SPECTACULAR.

FIRST OF ALL, FROM THE NEW FILM"EDGE OF TOMORROW," WE HAVE A

TALENTED YOUNG ACTOR NAME OFTHOMAS CRUISE! THOMAS CRUISE.

I BELIEVE HE GOES BY TOM.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HE'LL BE JOINING US IN A LITTLEBIT.

BUT BEFORE THAT, TONIGHT I WANTTO BEGIN WITH GUNS.

(APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

ALRIGHT. THIS MAY BE A BIT OF ANUPHILL SLOG. LET'S BEGIN WITH

GUNS. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA,AND EVERYTHING BEGINS -- AND

SOMETIMES ENDS -- WITH GUNS.

>> WALKING IN TO A CONVENIENCESTORE WITH A RIFLE, ORDERING A

LATTE WITH A LONG GUN.

IT'S ALL PART OF A PROTEST BYTHE GROUP OPEN CARRY TEXAS.

THEY ADVOCATE FOR GUN RIGHTSWITH AN IN-YOUR-FACE STYLE THAT

IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN THE LONESTAR STATE.

>> I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW TOGET A SLURPEE WITH AN AK-47.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: AND THEN AFTER THAT A

SLIGHTLY USED BMW WITH THE CARALREADY RUNNING AND THE DRIVER

ALREADY IN IT.

NOW OBVIOUSLY, THE GENTLEMANISN'T ROBBING THE 7-11 -- BY THE

WAY, OBVIOUS TO US IN HINDSIGHT(LAUGHTER)

THE POINT IS, WORKING THEOVERNIGHT AT 7-11 ISN'T ALREADY

(BLEEP) ENOUGH THAT

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EMPTYING OUTWHATEVER IT IS THAT COAGULATES

UNDER THE ROLLING HOT DOG TRAYAND CARDING SMOKERS, NOW YOU'VE

GOT TO DEAL WITH AN AK CARRYINGCONSTITUTION ABSOLUTEST

PERFORMANCE ARTIST IN A TRILBY,WHICH IS A HAT THAT SOMEHOW

COMBINES THE DOUCHEY-EST PART OFFEDORA AND A PORK THIGH.

ANYWAY --(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)AND THIS GUNSPLOSION IS

HAPPENING AT ESTABLISHMENTS ALLACROSS THE LONE STAR STATE.

>> LAST MONTH, A LOCAL CHAPTEROF THE GUN RIGHTS ADVOCACY GROUP

OPEN CARRY TEXAS TRIED TO EAT AMEAL AT THIS CHILI'S WHILE

CARRYING THEIR WEAPONS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Jon: HOW DID THE PATRONS

RESPOND?

THEY'RE AT A CHILI'S, SOOBVIOUSLY THEY'RE NOT THAT

CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR HEALTH.

BUT ARE THEY PREPARED TO DEALWITH LETHAL THREATS THAT AREN'T

SMOTHERED IN CHEESE, PORK ANDRANCH DRESSING?

PORK CHACHOS! WE SHOVED AWHEEL OF GOUDA UP A PIG'S

ASS, FRIED IT IN MAYONAISE ANDDROPPED IT OFF A ROOF INTO A

COMPOST HEAP OF OLD POTATOES.

PORKCHACHOS. DO YAFEEL LUCKY, PUNK?

>> WE'RE HAPPY TO SEAT YOU ANDFEED YOU, YOU JUST HAVE TO LEAVE

YOUR FIREARMS OUTSIDE.

>> AT LEAST ONE PATRON BECAMEUPSET.

>> THERE'S CHILDREN HERE ANDYOU'RE A DUMB ASS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Jon: I THINK SHE'S INTO

YOU! GET HER DIGITS.

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