Shutstorm 2013: America Sits on Its Balls - Web Site Down - Team Nihilism vs. Team Incompetence

  • Aired:  10/07/13
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Jason Jones lays out Team Nihilism's two-step health care plan, and Team Incompetence's Samantha Bee experiences technical difficulties. (3:00)

UNLIKE OBAMACARE REPUBLICANS AREWILLING TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY

FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.

FOR MORE ANALYSIS ONTHIS NATION'S

ONLY TWO APPARENT OPTIONS WE'REJOINED BY SAMANTHA BEE

REPRESENTING TEAM INCOMPETENCEAND JASON JONES FOR TEAM

NIHILISM. HOW ARE YOU?

SAM, JASON, HI.

>> HI.

>> Jon: VERY NICE.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S -- LET'S START WITH SAMTHEN.

>> THE GOVERNMENT SEEMS TO HAVEAN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY HERE.

IF IT COULD GAIN THE PEOPLE'SCONFIDENCE THROUGH BETTER

EXECUTION OF THIS PROGRAM THEYWOULD BE IN A TREMENDOUS

POSITION.

THAT'S A GREAT POINT, JON.

AND THE GOVERNMENT IS WORKING ONGETTING THINGS RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I'M REMINDED OF ASTORY OF A 39-YEAR-OLD WOMAN

WHO CAME UP TO ME.

>> Jon: SAM, YOU ARE LOOKINGAT THE WRONG CAMERA.

>> OH, MY GOD.

SO SORRY.

OH, GOD.

OH, CAMERA UP HERE HURTSMY EYES.

>> Jon: LET'S START WITHJASON.

JASON.

>> YES, YES AND THESE ARE THEPEOPLE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TRUST

WITH OUR HEALTH CARE.

>> Jon: IT'S A FAIR POINTTHERE.

YOUR SIDE'S SOLUTION WOULD BE?

>> EASY (bleep) IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: IS THERE A STEP TWO TO

THAT PLAN?

>> OF COURSE THERE'S A STEP TWO.

IT'S A TWO-STEP PLAN.

STEP ONE (bleep), STEP TWO IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]JON, THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF

CONTROL WITH UNIONS, WORKSAFETY, HANDOUTS.

WE'VE GOT TO BURN IT TO THEGROUND.

WE NEED TO RETURN THIS COUNTRYTO THE TYPE OF UNFETTERED FREE

MARKET CONDITIONS THAT, YOU KNOWMADE ALL THAT OTHER LIBERAL

(bleep) NECESSARY.

>> Jon: HOW DO YOU RESPOND TOTHIS SAM?

SAM HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS?

>> SORRY I'M EXPERIENCING ANUNUSUALLY HEAVY VOLUME OF

QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

>> Jon: I ONLY ASKED YOU TWOTHINGS HOW COULD THAT?

>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST.

>> Jon: SAM YOU HAD AMPLE TIMETO PREPARE.

>> PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD.

WE'RE WORKING TO FIX THESEERRORS AROUND THE (bleep).

>> Jon: I THINK YOU MEANTCLOCK.

>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACKPLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD.

>> Jon: JASON?

>> LOOK, JON, OUR FOUNDERSESTABLISHED THIS GREAT NATION

WITH ONE THOUGHT E PLURIBUSUNUM -- E PLURIBUS UNUM WHICH

MEANS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

>> Jon: I DON'T THINK THAT'SWHAT THAT MEANS.

>> SOME SAY IT MEANS THESTRONG EATS THE WEAK.

BUT OBVIOUSLY IT WAS A LESSCIVILIZED TIME.

>> Jon: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> YOU ARE WELCOME.

I HOPE YOU FOUND THIS HELPFUL.

>> DON'T TREAD ON ME, JON.

>> Jon: SAMANTHA BEE, JASONJONES

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