Rally to Restore Sanity Advice

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Larry Wilmore tells Jon to set the bar low and flood the stage with artificial diversity if he wants his Rally to Restore Sanity to be successful. (4:02)

AS YOU KNOW, ON OCTOBER 30th

OF THIS YEAR, 2010, WE'RE GOING

TO BE HOLDING A RALLY FOR SANITY

IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

HERE TO DISCUSS IT, SENIOR

CORRESPONDENT LARRY WILMORE.

WELCOME, LARRY.

>> THANK YOU, JON.

THANK YOU.

OH, JON, I AM SO EXCITED FOR

THIS.

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE RALLIES

ARE TO MY PEOPLE'S HEARTS.

HISTORICALLY IT'S HOW WE STOOD

UP TO RACIST SYSTEM THAT TURNED

DOGS AND FIRE HOSES ON US, BUT

THROUGH COURAGE AND FAITH, WE

DEMANDED AND WON OUR BASIC HUMAN

DIGNITY.

SO WHAT'S YOUR RALLY ABOUT?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: SIMILAR.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, IT WILL BE

DOGLESS, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'LL

JUST...

>> HAVEN'T QUITE HONED THE

MESSAGE.

THAT'S COOL, THAT'S COOL.

WHO'S COMING?

>> Jon: HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WHO

FEEL OVERSHADOWED BY EXTREMISTS

IN OUR CULTURE, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE

WHO LIKE THIS SHOW MAYBE ALSO.

>> OKAY.

NERDS.

GOOD.

NOW, JON, ARE YOU THINKING

COMIC-CON NERD OR RENAISSANCE

FAIR NERD OR SHUT-IN

MASTURBATION NERD?

>> Jon:, NO IT'S NOT GOING TO

BE MASTURBATION CONTEST.

>> WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT ONE

TO BREAK OUT, YOU BETTER HAVE A

CLEAR MESSAGE.

ALL RIGHT.

AND IF YOU WANT THE RALLY TO BE

SUCCESSFUL, JON, SET THE BARLOW,

LIKE MINISTER FARRAKHAN SHOWED

AT THE MILLION MAN MARCH.

>> I, HEAR YOUR NAME, PLEDGE I

WILL NEVER ENGAGE IN THE ABUSE

OF CHILDREN FOR SEXUAL

GRATIFICATION, BUT I...

>> Jon: POWERFUL.

>> CAN YOU IMAGINE, JON, A

MILLION BLACK MEN TURN AROUND IN

UNISON AND GO, WHAT DID THAT

[BLEEPED] JUST MAKE US SAY?

HERE ANOTHER THING,LY NOT BEAT A

NUN WITH A BAG OF NICKELS.

SAY IT.

>> Jon: YEAH, I MEAN

DEFINITELY WE'RE PROBABLY

EXPECTING FROM OUR CROWD A PRIOR

UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE

IMMORALITY OF CHILD MOLESTATION.

>> GOOD, JON.

IT'S GOT TO BE ABOUT THE OPTICS.

THAT MEANS FLOODING THE STAGE

WITH AN ARTIFICIAL DIVERSITY.

LOOK HOW GLENN BECK DID IT AT

HIS RALLY.

THAT'S MORE BLACK PEOPLE THAN

WATCH HIS SHOWS.

DO THE SAME THING WITH THE

GLARING RACIAL VOID ON THIS

PROGRAM.

>> Jon: NOW, HOLD ON.

THERE'S YOU, THERE'S WYATT.

>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BLACK

PEOPLE.

RELAX, JON.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TRUE

VICTIMS OF YOUR PREJUDICE.

HOW MANY WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE

AMERICAN ARE ON YOUR SHOW?

>> Jon: JONES IS CANADIAN.

OLIVER IS BRITISH AND PASTY.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY

ACTUALLY.

THAT'S SILLY.

I HAVE NO PREJUDICE AGAINST

WHITE MALE AMERICAN CHRISTIANS.

STEVE CARELL WAS ON THE SHOW.

>> HATES YOU.

>> Jon: STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> HOLDING A RALLY AGAINST YOU.

COME ON.

ADMIT IT.

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE

WHITE MAN.

>> Jon: NO!

>> THAT'S WHO YOU HAVE TO

RECRUIT.

>> Jon: WE HAVE WHITE

CHRISTIAN MALES IN THE BUILDING,

JUST NOT ON CAMERA.

>> HERE'S WHAT TO DO, I'LL HOOK

YOU UP WITH SOME OF MY GOLF

BUDDIES.

NOW THINK ABOUT STAGECRAFT.

HERE'S GREAT STUFF ON THE WEB

WHEN I TYPED IN RALLY.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.

>> I KNOW, JON, LOOK HOW

ORGANIZED THEY ARE.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.

>> THE SIGNS ARE CONSISTENT.

EVERYBODY IS ON MESSAGE.

THAT GUY COULD BE SELLING THE

WORST [BLEEPED] ON EARTH.

>> Jon:, NO HE WAS.

THAT GUY WAS SELLING THE WORST

[BLEEPED] ON EARTH.

YOUR ADVICE FOR MY RALLY TO

RESTORE SANITY IS TO COPY

HITLER?

>> THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO

CALL YOU ANYWAY, JON.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: THANK YOU, LARRY.

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