RNC 2012 - The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 - Paul Ryan's Speech

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Vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan electrifies the Republican National Convention with his deep blue eyes and lack of specific policy proposal details. (4:05)

2016!

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: HEY, EVERYBODY,

WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

IN THE GREAT CITY OF TAMPA, THIS IS THE THIRD NIGHT THAT OFFICIALLY QUALIFIES THE DAILY

SHOW AS AN INVASIVE SPECIES.

SO MICHAEL STEELE WILL BE JOINING US AT THE END TOO MUCH SHOW, MOMENTS AGO MITT ROMNEY OF

MASSACHUSETTS ACCEPTED HIS PARTY'S NOMINATION FOR THE PRESIDENCY, IT WAS A SPEECH FULL

OF SENTENCES.

THAT I THOUGHT HE REALLY DELIVERED IN ENGLISH.

WE WILL HAVE MORE DETAILS TOMORROW.

BUT YESTERDAY, IT WAS ROMNEY'S RUNNING MATE PAUL RYAN'S PARTY

FAVORITE, AND ELECTRIC SPEAKER AND TO HIGHLIGHT THE THEME, WE CAN CHANGE IT.

EITHER A REFERENCE TO THE TERRIBLE STATE OF THIS COUNTRY OR SOMETHING CONVENTION

ORGANIZERS JUST PUT IN AS A PLACEHOLDER AND, YOU KNOW. EITHER WAY, THE MAIN EVENT,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE JACK OF JANESVILLE, THE WISCONSIN WONDER BOY, MR. PAUL -- HOLY

(BLEEP) THAT GUY IS AND SOME! LOOK AT THOSE EYES! PAUL RYAN,

ARUBA CALL AND WANTS THE POOLS OF BLUE TRANQUIL WATER BACK.

WHOO!

>> YOUNG AND FIT, HAS A POLITICAL PARTY EVER HAD A GREATER DISPARITY BETWEEN THE

VITALITY OF ONE OF ITS VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES AND THE MEMBER OF THEIR PARTY'S LAST,

WHO LAST HELD THE POSITION? I MEAN, THAT IS -- WOW.

I MEAN, THAT IS -- NO! HE STOLE HIS VITALITY! HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO ROCK HUDSON? HOW DID THE

EFFECTS GUY DO THAT? HERE IS THE GOOD NEWS.

RYAN DOESN'T NEED TO RELY ON HIS LOOKS.

THE MAN HAS GOT GAME.

>> WITH PAUL RYAN, HONESTY.

>> SPOKESMAN OF HARD TRUTHS.

>> HERE IS A MAN NOT AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH.

>> RYAN AND ROMNEY ARE GOING TO RUN ON FACTS.

>> PAUL RYAN IS SO HONEST EVERY TIME HE TALKS, HIS NOSE SHRINKS.

PAUL RYAN IS SO HONEST HIS POKER TELL IS, I AM STAYING IN, BUT I HAVE TERRIBLE CARDS.

PAUL RYAN IS SO HONEST YOU KNOW WHAT HE CALLS HONEST ABE LINCOLN? A (BLEEP) LIAR.

THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS HIM.

OKAY.

COME ON, PAUL RYAN, I AM BRACE FORD THE HARD TRUTH, HIT ME.

>> AFTER FOUR YEARS OF GETTING THE RUN AROUND AMERICA NEEDS A TURNAROUND.

>> OKAY, I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH REACH AROUND, BUT --

>> THAT'S WHY I AM WHERE I AM AND WHY YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET TO THE IDEAS.

>> WE WILL KEEP FEDERAL SPENDING AT 20 PERCENT OF GDP OR LESS.

12 MILLION NEW JOBS OVER THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

>> STRENGTHEN MEDICARE FOR MY MOM'S GENERATION AND WE WILL PUT

GOVERNMENT BACK ON THE SIDE OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO CREATE JOBS.

>> THAT IS AMBITIOUS.

THAT IS GOING TO BE HARD.

I AM READY FOR THE TOUGH TRUTH OF HOW IT IS GOING TO GET US THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

HIT ME WITH THE DEETS.

>> WE WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

WE WILL REAPPLY OUR FOUNDING PRINCIPLES.

WE WILL NOT DUCK THE TOUGH ISSUES.

WE WILL LEAD.

>> Jon: OH.

A ROMNEY-RYAN ADMINISTRATION WILL DO GOOD, NOT BAD.

BECAUSE BAD IS THE LESSER OF THOSE OPTIONS.

THAT IS A SPEECH, YOU ARE A POLICY EXPERT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARETHA FRANKLIN WILL

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