Audience Member's Message

  • Aired:  01/30/12
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Jon helps an audience member come clean to his parents. (1:40)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE'VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS LOU DOBBS

FROM FOX BUSINESS NEWS NETWORK

WILL BE JOINING US.

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING VERY

QUICKLY.

VERY UNUSUAL FOR US TO DO

THIS.

THERE'S A GENTLEMAN IN THE

AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR HIS

PARENTS THAT I THINK HE WAS

AFRAID TO DELIVER TO THEM IN

PERSON.

HE WANTED ME TO DELIVER IT.

TO SEAN'S PARENTS-- AND I'M

NOT GOING TO USE HIS LAST

NAME-- HE WANTS YOU, MOM AND

DAD, TO KNOW SOMETHING.

HE'S... SEAN IS A CANADIAN.

( APPLAUSE )

DO NOT RIDICULE.

HE'S BECOME FRIENDLY WITH WHAT

APPEARS TO BE FOUR OTHER

CANADIANS.

TOGETHER, I BELIEVE, THEY

THINK THEY'RE GOING TO FORM A

PROVINCE.

I DON'T KNOW.

APPARENTLY THE GUY WROTE A

MASTER'S DISSERTATION ON THE

DAILY SHOW.

HE JUST WANTED HIS PARENTS TO

KNOW HE'S NOT A LOSER.

BUT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I

DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

SERIOUSLY HE WROTE HIS

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