Intro - Jon's Teddy Bear

  • Aired:  05/13/10
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It turns out Jon only keeps things from his childhood under the desk, including his teddy bear. (1:07)

COMEDY CENTRAL

>> Jon: HEY, EVERYBODY,

WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

WE HAVE AN AUTHOR ON THE

PROGRAM, IAN BREMMER IS

GOING TO JOIN US TO DISCUSS

HIS NEW BOOK "THE END OF THE

FREE MARKET" AND HE WILL

ACTUALLY BE GIVING US THE

DATE.

TUESDAY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THAT'S WEIRD.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: MAKE IT RAIN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: SOMEBODY IN THE

AUDIENCE SAID WHAT DO YOU

HAVE UNDER YOUR DESK.

I SAID WHAT DOW WANT ME TO

HAVE UNDER MY DESK.

THEY SID A TEDDY BEAR.

AND AS IT TURNS OUT, I HAVE

ONLY THINGS FROM MY

CHILDHOOD UNDER MY DESK.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: NO, TEDDY.

OH.

(LAUGHTER)

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