Dirty Bird Special

  • Aired:  01/10/11
  •  | Views: 86,643

Jason Jones exposes the STD epidemic among South Florida's senior citizens and gets a taste of the nightlife at 3:30 p.m. (5:04)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO

SPEND A LITTLE TIME RIGHT NOW

FOCUSING ON A STORY THAT IS IN

NO WAY IN THE NEWS.

WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A FIELD

PIECE ABOUT OLD PEOPLE HAVING

SEX.

IF THIS DOESN'T DISTRACT YOU, I

DON'T THINK ANYTHING WILL.

IT'S AS NONTIMELY NOW AS IT WAS

TWO YEARS AGO.

>> FLORIDA, EVERY SPRING

THOUSANDS FLOCK HERE FOR THE

PARTIES, BOOZE AND SEX.

THERE'S ONE THING THAT THE

LONG-TIME RESIDENTS HAVE TO SAY

TO THEM: JOIN THE CLUB.

>> I GET A LOT MORE TAIL NOW

THAN I EVER DID WHEN I WAS

YOUNGER.

>> REALLY?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

IT'S A GREAT LIFE.

>> HOW DO YOU SEDUCE A WOMAN

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH HER?

WHAT IS YOUR ICE BREAKER.

>> EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN SCHI

SCHITCK.

WE MAKE A DATE TO GO TO THE

BEACH.

SHE SAID EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO

THE SHOWER.

I SAY FIEFNL WHILE SHE'S IN THE

SHOWER I DISROBE AND GET INTO

THE SHOWER WITH ME AND BEFORE

YOU KNOW IT, WE'VE BROKEN THE

ICE.

>> I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH

FLORIDIAN LAW BUT I THINK IT'S

SEXUAL ASSAULT.

>> YOU CAN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IT'S LOVE.

>> IT'S THIS LOVE CREATING

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

>> MORE AND MORE SENIOR CITIZENS

ARE ENDING UP HERE IN A

GYNECOLOGIST OFFICE, THEIR

DIAGNOSIS, A SEALLY -- SEXUALLY

TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

>> CONCERNED SENIORS FROM THE

JEWISH CENTER ARE TRYING1 TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CRISIS.

>> SENIORS ARE HAVING SEX

WITHOUT THINKING OF

CONSEQUENCES.

>> THERE'S SYPHILIS, GONE REA.

>> THERE'S HERPES, TOO.

>> THERE'S CUNNILINGISM.

>> WE KNOW WHAT THAT DID LEAD

TO.

>> THERE'S THE GENITAL WARTS.

>> ARE THEY CONTAEUG STKPWHRUS

THE WARTS?

I THINK SO.

I DON'T THINK SO.

I HAD WARTS NOT RIGHT NOW BUT I

HAD THEM.

>> THAT'S ENOUGH.

>> WARTS ON MY PENIS.

THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> OKAY.

TO WHAT IS THE -- SO WHAT IS THE

BIGGEST CONCERN ABOUT SENIORS

HAVING SEX BESIDES THE GAGGING

SENSATION THAT COMES OVER ME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

>> I WOULD HATE TO HAVE MY

TOMBSTONE READ I DIED OF HERPES.

>> IN AN EFFORT TO CURB THE

EPIDEMIC THE JCC PRODUCED THIS

VIDEO.

IT'S CALLED SEX AND THE SENIORS.

>> CLEVER TITLE.

YOU HAD ME AT SEX AND THEN YOU

LAST ME THERE.

>> IN THIS CAUTIONARY CLAYMATION

TALE THEY LEARN ABOUT DISEASES

AND THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFE SEX.

>> WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY

ABOUT.

>> YOU KNOW SENIORS THEY'LL TAKE

ANYTHING THAT IS FREE.

>> BUT THE SHOCK THERAPY ISN'T

REACHING THOSE WHO NEED IT.

>> THEY ARE LYING.

THEY ARE ALL LYING.

THEY ARE FULL OF CRAP.

>> I HAVEN'T USED A CONDOM IN 40

YEARS.

IF I GOT AIDS IT TAKES FIVE

YEARS TO DIE FROM IT SO I SHOULD

HAVE THOSE YEARS.

SO WHAT.

I DIED HAVING PLEASURE.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH US.

WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE SENIOR

LIFE IS LIKE.

♪ ♪

>> JACK GAVE ME A TASTE OF A

SOUTH FLORIDA NIGHTLIFE AT 3:30

P.M.

♪ ♪

>> I DATED 500 WOMEN.

♪ ♪

♪ HE HIT THE FLOOR ♪

>> I HAD A RESERVATION BECAUSE

I'M GLIB AND I TALK A LOT ABOUT

BEING A PLAYER PLAYER.

♪ ♪

>> I WAS STARTING TO SEE THINGS

JACK'S WAY.

>> SO A GUY HAVING PLEASURE.

>> THE JCC AND THE CLAYMATION

SCARE VIDEO HAD IT WRONG.

THEY NEEDED TO READJUST THEIR

THINKING.

♪ OH, MY LOVE, MY DARLING ♪

♪ I'VE HUNGERED FOR YOUR TOUCH ♪

♪ ALONE ♪

>> WAIT, THIS IS THE JCC RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

♪ OH, MY LOVE ♪

>> I LEARNED MANY THINGS ON MY

TRIP TO SOUTH FLORIDA MOSTLY WHY

OUR GRANDPARENTS HAVE SO MUCH

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