#McConnelling

  • Aired:  03/13/14
  •  | Views: 622,675

With new background music, Mitch McConnell's campaign ad becomes much more interesting. (4:21)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

HEY.

SO ANYWAY IF YOU LIKE ME, IF YOUARE LIKE ME YOU WATCHED THAT

LAST SEGMENT AND YOU JUST WERELIKE (bleep).

[ LAUGHTER ]YOU WERE REALLY MAD AND HARD NOT

TO BE MAD WHEN YOU SEE ITLAID OUT LIKE THAT, LIKE JUST A

LOT OF TIME SPENT ON FOR SOMEREASON I CANNOT FIGURE OUT

MAKING POOR PEOPLE LOOK BAD.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME.

SO WHAT I THOUGHT WE WOULD DO INTHE SECOND PART OF THE SHOW IS

NONE OF THAT.

I THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE AVACATION FROM THAT. FOR INSTANCE

RIGHT NOW WHY DON'T I PLAY FORYOU A LITTLE MITCH McCONNELL

CAMPAIGN AD I SAW THIS MORNING?

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.

♪ [LAUGHTER]

SEE THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.

I SURE DID, YEP, AH, I JUSTLEARNED TO SMILE TEN MINUTES

AGO.

[LAUGHTER]I NEEDED TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT

SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN LEARNING TO SMILE

TEN MINUTES AGO.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'SJUST THE FIRST FEW BEAUTIFUL

SHOTS OF A TWO AND A HALF MINUTEAD THAT JUST KEEPS GETTING

BETTER AND BETTER.IT HAS EVERYTHING.

McCONNELL'S RUNNING A BOARDMEETING, WALKING AROUND,TALKING,

FRISKING SOME OF HIS YOUNGERVOTERS.

[LAUGHTER]WAIT FOR THIS, HE GETS A MANILA

FOLDER, EH I'M NOT INTERESTED INTHAT RIGHT NOW.

HE'S LIKE, THANKS, JIMMY, CAN'TREAD IT NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]JUST GONNA GO BACK TO WORKING

ON --[LAUGHTER]

THERE ARE NO WORDS, SERIOUSLYTHE ENTIRE AD IS TWO AND A HALF

MINUTES AND THERE'S NO WORDS.

IT'S JUST MITCH McCONNELL ANDTHAT MUSIC.

I GUESS WHAT HE IS DOING ISMAKING THAT AVAILABLE TO SUPER

PACS THAT HE CANNOT LEGALLYCOORDINATE WITH SO THEY CAN TAKE

PIECES OF IT AND USE ITIN THEIR PRO McCONNELL

ADS OR HE JUST PUT IT OUT THERESO WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH IT.

♪ HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDI'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN

[LAUGHTER]WE PUT A MILLION SONGS TO THIS

TODAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY (bleep).

[ LAUGHTER ]GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

♪ WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT AMIGHTY GOOD MAN, HE'S A MIGHTY,

MIGHTY GOOD MAN ♪♪ WHAT A MAN,, WHAT A MAN, WHAT

A MIGHTY GOOD MAN ♪>> Jon: HE IS IMPERVIOUS TO

FUNK.

I WAS IN SUCH A (bleep) MOODBECAUSE OF YOU KNOW THE

FIRST ACT AND THEN HECAME INTO MY LIFE.

♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU WILLSEE WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME ♪

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: HERE IS THE SECRET. IT

WORKS WITH EVERY SONG THAT HASTHE WORD EYES IN IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]♪ NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO

BE THE BAD MAN, TO BE THE SADMAN BEHIND BLUE EYES ♪

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: IT GOES WITH ALMOST

ANY BODY PART ♪I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT

LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'TDENY THAT WHAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS

IN -- ♪>> Jon: IT MAKES NO SENSE.

WE'RE GOING TO BE GOING ON BREAKFOR A WEEK BUT THIS GAME SHOULD

NOT.

[LAUGHTER]WE'RE CALLING IT #McCONNELLING

AND I THINK EVERYONE CAN PLAY.

WHEN YOU HIT ON A GOOD ONE.

WHEN YOU HIT ON A GOOD ONEYOU'LL KNOW IT.

AND I THINK WHEN YOU HIT ON AGOOD ONE YOU'LL FEEL HOW WE

FELT THIS MORNING WHEN WE FIRST

DISCOVERED THIS PHENOMENON.

♪ WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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