Indecision 2012 - 2012: A Space Oddity

  • Aired:  01/26/12
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Newt Gingrich takes his South Carolina primary Newt-mentum down to Florida and reveals his plan to build a permanent U.S. moon base by 2020. (3:37)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

BIG WEEK, BIG, BIG WEEK.

A BIG WEEK FOR ONE NEWTON

LEROY GINGRICH TAKING HIS

VICTORY TO SOUTH CAROLINA

PRIMARY AND BROUGHT THAT

NEWT-MENTUM DOWN TO FLORIDA.

>> RIGHT NOW THERE IS NO

CANDIDATE IN THIS STATE

HOTTER THAN GINGRICH.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> Jon: I'M TELLING YOU MAN,

I KNOW THAT UNDER SO, HERE

COME THE GRAHNIE PANTIES.

NOW GINGRICH DOES HAVE

MOMENTUM BUT THERE ARE STILL

CONCERNS ABOUT VOTERS THAT

GINGRICH NEEDS TO ADDRESS.

>> YOU KNOW, I WAS ATTACKED

THE OTHER NIGHT FOR BEING

GRANDIOS.

>> Jon: CAN'T A GUY DOODLE

HIS HEAD ON MT. RUSHMORE

WITHOUT TAKING HEAT FROM THE

LAMESTREAM EVERY ONE,

ACTUALLY NEWT SAY PRETTY

SHREWD POLITICIAN.

I'M SURE WILL TAKE STEPS TO

BLUNT THAT LINE OF ATTACK.

>> I'M GOING GIVE A SET OF

GOALS AND THEN I WILL MAKE A

SET OF OBSERVATIONS ABOUT

HOW TO ACHIEVE THOSE GOALS.

BY THE END OF MY SECOND TERM--

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: WHY, WHY LIMIT

YOURSELF TO TWO.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SURE

IT'S MORE MODEST AND HUMBLE

THAN IT SOUNDS.

PROBABLY GOING TO SAY

SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SECOND

TERM, HAVE SOME BUDGETARY

SCHRIDGING, SOLID,

ACHIEVABLE CONSERVATIVE

ASPIRATION.

>> BY THE END OF MY SECOND

TERM-- WE WILL HAVE THE

FIRST PERMANENT BATES ON THE

MOON AND IT WILL BE

AMERICAN.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: A MOON BASE?

YOUR SOLUTION TO BEING

ACCUSED OF GROONSDITY IS

GIVE ME EIGHT YEARS AND I

HAVE HAVE A [BLEEP] MOON

BASE.

DID YOU START WITH DEATHSTAR

AND GOT KIND OF REIGNED IN?

BY THE WAY MR. MOON BASE

BASE-- MR. MOONBASE WHAT WAS

YOUR PROBLEM WITH RON PAUL

AGAIN?

>> YOU LOOK AT RON PAUL'S

TOTAL RECORD OF SYSTEMIC

AVOIDANCE OF REALITY, THERE

WILL COME A MORNING PEOPLE

WON'T TAKE HIM AS A SERIOUS

PERSON.

>> Jon: YEAH, NO, THEY WON'T,

YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY WON'T.

YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. MOONBASE

THEY WON'T TAKE RON PAUL

SERIOUSLY.

AND THAT'S WHY I'M GOING

MAKE RON PAUL MY FIRST

AMBASSADOR TO MOONLANDIA.

HE'S OUT THERE.

SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

MOON BASS?

>> WHEN WE HAVE 13,000

AMERICANS LIVING ON THE MOON

THEY CAN COMPETITION TO

BECOME A STATE.

>> Jon: 13,000, THAT'S NOT A

STATE, THAT'S LIKE A CONDO

DEVELOPMENT.

THAT'S NOT A STATE.

YOU WANT TO BE A CONDO

DEVELOPER ON THE MOON.

YOU WANT TO BE LIKE A LUNAR

TRUMP.

AND MAY I SAY THIS, LIKE

EARTH TRUMP, YOU WILL NOT

SHALL PRESIDENT.

HERE'S THE INTERESTING

THING--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: AS IF THERE IS

ANYTHING NOT INTERESTING

ABOUT NEWT GINGRICH'S

MOONBASE, SO IN 1993 WHEN

DEMOCRATS FLOATED THE IDEA

OF STATE HOUT FOR

WASHINGTON, D.C. WITH

500,000, OR LIKE 40 MOON

COLE ONEE.

NEWT GINGRICH SAID THE WHOLE

IDEA WAS CRAZY.

>> OF THOSE PEOPLE IN D.C.

UNHINGED.

NOBODY WILL TAKE AN IDEA

LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY UNLESS

YOU MOVE IT TO THE MOON.

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT MAKING NEW

STATES.

NEWT GINGRICH DID THAT

GLOBAL WARMING AD WITH NANCY

PELOSI REALIZED THAT THE

EARTH IS VERY SICK, AND NOW

HE WANTS TO LEAVE IT FOR A

YOUNGER

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