Intro - The Future Birthplace of Captain Kirk

  • Aired:  05/07/12
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In Iowa they are so hard up for celebrities, there's actually a sign that says 'Home of the future birthplace of Captain Kirk.' (1:32)

>> Jon: EE-HOW.

WEIRDEST AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

IN CHINA, YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE (BEEP).

WELL, IN IOWA THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF THEM.

I REALLY... I'M JUST GOING TO STOP ASKING THEM QUESTIONS.

SERIOUSLY, IN IOWA-- AND THIS IS TRUE.

IN IOWA THEY ARE SO HARD UP FOR CELEBRITIES THERE'S A SIGN UP THAT SAYS, "HOME OF THE

FUTURE BIRTH PLACE OF CAPTAIN KIRK." IS THAT TRUE?

I KNOW THAT IS TRUE.

YOU WERE THINKING I WAS CREATING THAT TO USE HYPERBOLE TO CREATE HUMOR.

(BEEP) TRUE.

LET'S MOVE ON.

BECAUSE I KNOW THE AUDIENCE AT HOME, THEY'RE LIKE, OH, GOOD,

INSIDE JOKES.

(SIGHING) ANYWAY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

GUEST TONIGHT ADMIRAL GENERAL SHABAZZ ALADEEN, LEADER OF WADIYA, A SMALL OIL-RICH

AUTOCRATIC STATE IN,

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