Mayberry WTF

  • Aired:  09/14/10
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Andy Griffith upsets North Carolina residents by appearing in an ad endorsing health care reform. (3:34)

OF -- YOU KNOW, WE SPEND AN

AWFUL LOT OF TIME HERE TALKING

ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY GIVE SO MUCH.

BUT IT'S EASY TO FORGET ABOUT

THE OTHER MARGINALLY SANER

CAROLINA, WESTERN -- NORTH,

NORTH CAROLINA.

WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE THIS

ELECTION SEASON?

>> PUBLIC POLICY POLLING SAID

ANDY GRIFFITH'S POLL NUMBERS IN

NORTH CAROLINA HAVE DROPPED BY

25 POINTS IN TWO YEARS.

>> Jon: TWO THINGS: ONE, ANDY

GRIFFITH IS STILL ALIVE?

YES!

I LOVE THAT GUY.

AND TWO, HOW DO YOU TURN AGAINST

OPIE'S PA.

MATLOCK A PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF

FREEDOM, WINNER --

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT HAPPENED, NORTH CAROLINA D

GRIFFITH WIPE HIS ASS ON ONE OF

DEAN SMITH'S JACKETS?

>> GRIFFITH WAS FEATURED IN A

JULY AD FOR THE GOVERNMENT

PROMISE GOING THINGS FROM THE

HEALTH CARE LAW.

>> Jon: HE HAS THAT OBAMA

STINK ON HIM NOW.

THIS AD MUST BE VERY DIVISIVE.

>> WITH THE NEW HEALTH CARE LAW

MORE GOOD THINGS ARE COMING.

FREE CHECKUPS, LOWER

PRESCRIPTION COSTS AND BETTER

WAYS TO PROTECT US THAN

MEDICARE.

SEE WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE

IT.

>> Jon: MUST KILL ANDY

GRIFFITH --

[LAUGHTER]

WOW, THAT'S A POWERFUL AD.

THAT IS WHAT GOT PEOPLE IN NORTH

CAROLINA SO UPSET?

YET WILFORD BRIMLEY HAS BEEN

THREATING TO GIVE US ALL

DIABETES FOR YEARS.

HIS (bleep) STILL SMELLS LIKE

ROSES.

FOR ANDY GRIFF GRIFFITH SUPERFAN

BILL O'REILLY THE SADDEST THING

IS THAT ONE SPECIFIC NORTH

CAROLINIAN MIGHT HAVE TURNED HER

BACK AGAINST ANDY.

>> NUMBER ONE, SELMA HAS TURNED

AGAINST ANDY.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT?

>> I KNEW IT.

THAT WAS ANDY'S SQUEEZE.

>> I REMEMBER BARNEY FIFE.

>> HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND?

>> I HOPE SO.

I HOPE HE WASN'T JUST HIM AND

BARNEY AND FLOYD.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, A GAY

WEDDING?

I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: OH, REALLY, BILL.

WAS SHE ANDY'S GIRLFRIEND.

>> IT WAS ONE OF THEM NUTTY

THINGS.

IT WAS ONE OF THEM NUTTY

SITUATIONS I GET MYSELF INTO AND

YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL I LOVE.

>> Jon: THAT WAS BARNEY'S

GIRLFRIEND.

ANDY WENT OUT WITH HELEN

STARTING IN SEASON THREE.

BUSTED O'REILLY.

WHO IS THE PEA HEAD NOW.

CHECK YOUR FACTS, OLD MAN.

WE'RE HOLDING YOUR FEET TO THE

FIRE!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

I EXPECT A FULL RESTRAKS ON

AIR -- RETRACTION ON AIR

OTHERWISE I MIGHT NEVER TRUST

FOX AGAIN.

BUT YOUR LARGER POINT IS SOUND,

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A

GIRLFRIEND IS GAY.

AND THAT IS GROSS AND WRONG.

RIGHT, BARNEY?

>> YOU'VE HAD IDEAS IN YOUR TIME

BUT THIS ONE IS THE WORST!

>> Jon: WELL, THE WORST

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