Indecision 2012 - Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns

  • Aired:  02/28/12
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Rick Santorum releases a robocall urging Michigan Democrats to vote for him, while Mitt Romney decries the practice of cross-party sabotage. (3:37)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY SAME IN JON STEWART.

WE HAVE -- MY NAME IS JON

STEWART.

WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

SEESTEPHEN MERCHANT WILL BE ON THE

SHOW TONIGHT.

WHEN HIS PARTNER RICKY GERVAIS

WAS HERE WE HAD A REFINED

CONVERSATION WITH RACCOON AND

PANDA SEX SO DON'T KNOW WHAT

WE'LL TALK ABOUT TONIGHT.

BUT YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE

ROOM WHEN WE DO.

I'M GOING TO SAY ROMNEY WON

ARIZONA HANDELLY BUT THE BIG

RESULT WAS MICHIGAN WHERE ALL

FOUR CANDIDATES WERE DEFEATED BY

A LATE SURPRISE ENTRANCE THE

SCHITCY WHEN FROM I UNDERSTAND

HE MADE IMPRESSIVE PROMISES.

>> WHEN YOU ORDER THE SCHITKY

YOU GET THE LITTLE ONE.

>> Jon: IT'S A POPULOUS

MESSAGE THAT RESONATES IN THE

DIFFICULT YET SCHMOOTZY TIMES.

ROMNEY KEPT PUTTING HIS FOOT IN

THE MOUTH HE HIRED SEW OWN MOUTH

DOESN'T GET FEET IN IT AND

SANTORUM RELEASED A ROBO CALL

TELLING DEMOCRATIC VOTERS TO

VOTE FOR HIM SINCE MICHIGAN'S

REPUBLICAN PARTY IS OPEN TO ALL

VOTERS AND MITT ROMNEY DIDN'T

CARE FOR THE TACTIC.

>> OUTRAGEOUS AND DISGUSTING.

IT'S A NEW LOW IN THIS CAMPAIGN.

I THINK RICK SANTORUM HAS A LOT

OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

>> Jon: YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF

SPLAINING TO DO, THE CLOSE ET HE

WILL GET TO THE IT WILL TINO

VOTE.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THE TAPE

EXISTING OF MITT ROMNEY

ENDORSING THAT VERY SAME

PRACTICE, PERHAPS MY MITT ROMNEY

FLIP-FLOP FINDER --

[ LAUGHTER ]

-- KNOWS THE ANSWER.

>> IN MASSACHUSETTS IF YOU

REGISTER AS AN INDEPENDENT, YOU

CAN VOTE IN EITHER THE

REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRATIC

PRIMARY.

WHEN THERE WAS NO REAL CONTEST

IN THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY I

WOULD VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT,

VOTE FOR THE PERSON I THOUGHT

WOULD BE THE WEAKEST OPPONENT

FOR A REPUBLICAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: WHAT A DISGUSTING

THING TO DO.

YOU HAVE SOME SPLAINING TO DO.

WOW.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THING WAS

ONLY $10 AT TARGET.

LOOK, NOW FLIP-FLOP FINDER WE

HAVE ROMNEY FLIP-FLOPPING ON THE

SUBSTANCE BUT IN THE CLIP WITH

SANTORUM HE CALLED THIS PRACTICE

DISGUSTING.

DO YOU HAVE A CLIP OF ROMNEY

PERHAPS FROM HIS PAST NOT ONLY

ADMITTING TO THIS PRACTICE OF

VOTING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S PRIMARY

BUT ADMITTING IT IN A

12-YEAR-OLD GLEEFUL GIRLY VOICE.

PROBABLY NO WHAT I NEW YORK CITY

WHAMMIES.

>> WHEN YOU REGISTER AS A

INDEPENDENT YOU COULD VOTE

AGAINST BILL CLINTON.

I USED TO VOTE AGAINST TED

KENNY.

>> Jon: I USED TO VOTE AGAINST

TED KENNEDY [SQUEALING] HE HAS

AN ADRENALIN RUSH.

WHO NEEDS PARTYING OR CURSING

WHEN YOU HAVE CROSS PARTY

ENDORSING.

I'LL BE UP ALL NIGH

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