Earthquakes, Hurricanes & Leprechauns

  • Aired:  09/06/11
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Jon spent his whole vacation huddled in a shelter with some condensed milk and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. (1:15)

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>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART!

MAN, HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

WE'RE BACK, BABY!

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, BUDDY ROEMER.

BUDDY ROEMER, FORMER

CONGRESSMAN, ARGUABLY AMERICA'S

FOURTH MOST FAMOUS BUDDY, I

BELIEVE.

EBSEN, HACKETT, HOLLY, ROEMER,

WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

WE ARE BACK, BABY.

NICE BREAK.

IN JERSEY WE HAD A LITTLE

EARTHQUAKE, LITTLE HURRICANE.

YESTERDAY YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD

ABOUT IT WE WERE ATTACKED BY

FERAL LEPRECHAUNS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, EVERY

AUGUST?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I SPENT THE WHOLE VACATION JUST

KIND OF HUDDLED IN A CELT WE ARE

CONDENSED MILK AND A BOWL OF

FRUITY PEBBLES AND JUST...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH

THE FRUITY PEBBLES YOU CAN JUST

USE THEM...

(LAUGHTER).

... TO FILL SANDBAGS.

BECAUSE THAT (BLEEP), TO BE

HONEST WITH YOU.

IMPERVIOUS TO MOISTURE.

(LAUGHTER)

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