War on Carbon

  • Aired:  01/06/14
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Citing brutal winter conditions and record low temperatures, Donald Trump and Jessica Williams debunk the global warming hoax once and for all. (6:17)

[LAUGHTER]JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER

THEY PULL YOU BACK IN.

♪ THERE YOU HAVE IT, WAR ON

CHRISTMAS IS OVER.

THE WAR ON CARBON BEGINS.

GLOBAL WARMING ONE MORE LIBERALGCONSPIRACY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH

THERE'SA GREAT DEAL OF SCIENTIFIC D

EVEN THOUGH THE MODELS OF GLOBALWARMING PREDICT EXTREMES OF

WEATHER, NOT JUST WARMING,APPARENTLY PEER REVIEWED

SCIENTIFIC STUDY CAN BE, LIKE AFICUS TREE, DESTROYED IN ONE

COLD WEEKEND.

>> FORGET THIS GLOBAL WARMING.

IT'S JUST MY OPINION.

>> THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

THAT'S YOUR (bleep) OPINION.

[ LAUGHTER ]IT MEANS NOTHING.

[LAUGHTER]SORRY.

GUYS, SETTLE DOWN.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT IT'S YOUR OPINION.

BASED ON ITS FLAVOR I THINK LEADPAINT IS GOOD TO DRINK.

THAT'S MY OPINION.

PEEING INTO THE FOUNTAIN THESAME TIME AS ANOTHER PERSON IS A

GOOD WAY TO SWITCH SOULS WITHTHEM.

MY OPINION.

>> IF 97 DOCTORS TOLD YOU THELUMP ON YOUR LUNG WAS SOMETHING

TO WORRY ABOUT AND THREESCIENTISTS, DOCTORS TOLD YOU NOT

TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

>> IF 97 WERE PAID TO TELL METHERE WAS A LUMP ON MY LUNG AND

IT WAS BAD, I'D LISTEN TO THETHREE.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW THAT IS HOWDOCTORS GET PAID, RIGHT?

YOU GO TO THEM AND THEY CHARGETO DIAGNOSE AND TREAT YOUR

PROBLEM.

ALTHOUGH I THINK I FIGURED OUTWHERE THE LUMP IS.

[ LAUGHTER ]ALL RIGHT.

LET'S FOLLOW THIS CLIMATESCIENCE MONEY.

>> I GOTTA TELL YOU, I THINKTHESE SCIENTISTS ARE LAUGHING

FROM THEIR LAVISH LABORATORIESAND VACATIONS UP IN THE ARCTIC

IN THE NICE BOATS THAT ARE WELLEQUIPPED.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: THIS ARCTIC?

[LAUGHTER]THIS LAVISH BOAT?

[LAUGHTER]YEAH, THAT'S THE DREAM, MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]I REMEMBER THINKING OH,

(bleep) WHEN I GET OLDER I'MGOING TO TAKE ONE OF THEM ARCTIC

RESEARCH CRUISES AND MONITOR(bleep) BECAUSE ALL THE LADIES

BE LIKE DAMN YOUR READINGS ARESO ACCURATE.

[ LAUGHTER ]I GET IT.

YOU CAN'T TRUST THESESCIENTISTS.

THEIR JUDGMENT IS CLOUDED BYMONEY.

WHY DO YOU OPPOSE THESESCIENTISTS?

>> I THINK IT BORDERS ON LUNACYTO THROW DARE I SAY TRILLIONS AT

SOMETHING THAT MIGHT NOT BE.

>> IT'S ANOTHER GOVERNMENTATTEMPT TO EXTORT MONEY FROM

BUSINESSES.

>> Jon: THE INTEGRITY ANDRESEARCH OF CORPORATIONS SAVING

MILLIONS BY DENYING CLIMATECHANGE IS UNIMPEACHABLE.

BUT KEEP AN EYE ONTHOSE GLOBAL WARMING

THOUSAND-AIRES.

I NEVERTRUSTED THEM SINCE I

FOUND OUT ONE OF ELEMENTS ON THEPERIODIC TABLE, GOLD.

[LAUGHTER]PRETTY CONVENIENT.

IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A PRETTYEASY WAY TO SOLVE THIS.

BRING ON SOMEONE WHOSE OPINIONWE ALL RESPECT

AND WHOSE EXPERTISE INTHE FIELD CANNOT BE DENIED.

THIS WHOLE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: NOOOO.

OH.

OH, THE DOCTOR IS IN.

>> THIS WINTER IS BRUTAL.

I MEAN I'M IN NEW YORK RIGHTNOW.

THE AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED.

EVERYTHING IS CLOSED.

IT'S FREEZING.

>> Jon: OH, SO GLOBAL WARMINGMUST BE A HOAX BECAUSE, I MEAN

MR. TRUMP WOULD NEVER CONCEALBALD-FACED TRUTH OR GO THROUGH

ANY EFFORT TO HIDE WHENSOMETHING IS CLEARLY RECEDING

OVER THE YEARS.

[ LAUGHTER ]ANYWAY, FOR MORE LET'S GO OUT TO

SENIOR CLIMATE CORRESPONDENTJESSICA WILLIAMS.

JESSICA WILLIAMS OUTSIDE -- HOWDID CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH IS AN

ISSUE OF SCIENCE BECOME PART OFTHE CULTURE WAR?

>> JON, THIS ISN'T ABOUTSCIENCE.

IT'S ABOUT LIBERTY.

IF WE ADMIT CLIMATE CHANGE ISREAL THAN THE LIBERALS CAN

DICTATE WHAT WE CAN AND CAN'TDO.

NOBODY TELLS AMERICAN WHAT'S WECAN BURN, WHO WE CAN EAT, WHO WE

CAN SHOOT OR HOW MANY TIMES WECAN SHOOT IT.

>> Jon: HOW MANY TIMES?

JESSICA?

I DIDN'T REALIZE -- WE ACCEPTLIMITS ON ABSOLUTE FREEDOM.

SPEED LIMITS, AGE LIMITS FORBUYING ALCOHOL, LIMITS ON

MARRIAGE.

>> WHERE DOES THE GOVERNMENT GETOFF TELLING ME WHO I CAN FORBID

FROM MARRYING?

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: THE CULTURES -- WE'LL

STILL FIGHT ABOUT STUFF BUTLET'S FIGHT ABOUT SOLUTIONS NOT

WHETHER OR NOT IT'S HAPPENING.

THE POINT IS.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD WHAT ISTHAT ON YOUR HEAD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> NOTHING.

>> Jon: HAVE YOU BEEN TO ADOCTOR?

>> YEAH, SOME QUACK AT MOUNTSINAI TOLD ME I HAD A GAPING

WOUND IN MY SKULL.

LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THATOLD CON.

>> Jon: YOU DO SEEM TO HAVE AMASSIVE HEAD WOUND.

>> SURE, JOHN BELIEVE THE GUYSWHO GET PAID TO TAPE UP SKULLS.

I WENT TO MY FRIEND AND I'MFINE.

>> Jon: IS YOUR FRIEND ADOCTOR?

>> BETTER?

HE IS A VERY RICH MAN.

HE HOSTS A REALITY SHOW, HAS AHEAD FULL OF NATURAL HAIR.

>> Jon: ARE YOU TAKING MEDICALADVICE FROM DONALD TRUMP?

>> NO, HIS NAME IS DONALD TR --OH, YES I AM.

HE SAID MY SKULL JUST LACKSAMBITION.

>> Jon: YOUR SKULL LACKS ACHUNK OF BONE.

I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN.

>> JON, THAT IS YOUR OPINION.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

HEY WHY, WHY DID YOU SEND THE -->> Jon: I DIDN'T -- JESSICA

WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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