Indecision 2012 - President Evil 2

  • Aired:  02/22/12
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Republican leaders believe that everything Barack Obama has done in his first term has been a canard so that he can do the opposite in his second term. (3:28)

SEEN-- THAT WAS ALL IN 2008.

A LOT OF FEAR MONGERING, A LOT

OF DOOMS SAYERS BUT BY NOW WE'VE

PRETTY MUCH SEEN OBAMA'S FIRST

TERM.

IT LOOKS LIKE CONSERVATIVES GOT

A LITTLE BIT KICKED IN THE

CRYSTAL BALLS BY THIS ONE.

YOU MIGHT NOT BE THRILLED WITH

OBAMA'S RESULTS, BUT, CLEARLY,

IT'S NOT BEEN THE

CITIZEN-DISARMING

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MUZZL

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INGICA TAFT-( BLEEP ) THAT THE

REPUBLICAN SOOTHSAYERS WERE

PREDICTING IN 2008.

WHAT DO YOU DO IN 2012?

WHAT WILL BE THE REPUBLICANS'

RHETORICAL STRATEGY THIS TIME

AROUND?

>> HE WILL WAGE WAR ON THE

CATHOLIC CHURCH THE MORNING

AFTER HE'S RE-ELECTED.

( LAUGHTER ).

( APPLAUSE )

YES, NOVEMBER 3, 2012, RIGHT

AFTER THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ENJOYS

A VICTORY OMLET, THE CATHOLIC

CHURCH WILL BE ATTACKED.

>> IF BARACK OBAMA GETS

RE-ELECTED IT WILL BE A DISASTER

FOR THE UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA.

>> IF PRESIDENT OBAMA IS

RE-ELECTED, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE

TO GET A JOB.

>> WE SIMPLY WILL STEP INTO THIS

UM AIRARRAIAN NIGHT OF EUROPEANS

SOCIALISM.

>> AMERICA WILL NOT BE THE LAND

THAT BELIEVES IN FREE PEOPLE AND

PRIX ENTERPRISE.

>> IF WE RE-ELECT BARACK OBAMA,

IRAN WILL HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON.

>> THERE IS NO FUTURE, THERE IS

NO HOPE WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA

HAVING A SECOND TERM.

>> YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD,

EVERYBODY!

YOU, YOU'RE DEAD, ALREADY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: I THINK THAT LAST ONE

WOULD BE A GREAT CANDIDATE TO

PUT UP AGAINST MITT ROMNEY.

YOU ALL HAVE LOST YOUR DAMN

MINDS!

IF OBAMA HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO

PULL ANY OF ( BLEEP ) OFF AFTER

THREE YEARS OF HIS ACTUAL

PRESIDENCY, WHAT DO YOU THINK

HE'S WAITING FOR?

>> IMAGINE A SECOND TERM IF HE

DOESN'T HAVE TO FACE REELECTION.

>> YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW RADICAL

HE'LL BE IN HIS SECOND TERM.

>> WE SEE THE PRESIDENT'S

STRATEGY CRYSTAL CLEAR-- GET

RE-ELECTED, AND WITH NO MORE

ELECTIONS TO WORRY ABOUT, GET

BUSY DISMANTLING AND DESTROYING

OUR FIREARMS FREEDOM.

IT'S ALL PART OF A MASSIVE OBAMA

CONSPIRACY TO DECEIVE VOTERS AND

HIDE HIS TRUE INTENTIONS TO

DESTROY THE SECOND AMENDMENT.

>> Jon: SO THE WHOLE FIRST

TERM IS JUST LAYING THE TRAP.

( LAUGHTER ).

IT'S A LONG CON.

EVERYBODY OBAMA HAS DONE IN HIS

FIRST TERM IS JUST A CUNARD SO

HE CAN DO THE OPPOSITE IN HIS

SECOND TERM?

( LAUGHTER )

OBAMA DEPORTED MORE ILLEGAL

IMMIGRANTS PER YEAR THAN

PRESIDENT BUSH DID, SO THAT THE

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COULD REST UP

IN THEIR NATIVE LAND FOR THE

SECOND TERM INVASION?

( LAUGHTER )

BARACK OBAMA KILLED BIN LADEN

AND DUMPED HIS BODY INTO THE

OCEAN TO LULL US INTO

COMPLACENCY SO WE'RE UNAWARE

THAT A ZOMBIE BIN LADEN IS NOW

HARD AT WORK ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

PREPARING AA TERRORIST LOBSTER

ARMY?

( LAUGHTER )

THAT WILL USE YOUR CONFISCATED

WEAPONS TO TAKE DOWN THE VATICAN

ON NOVEMBER 3?

( LAUGHTER )

THERE'S ONLY ONE SAFE PLACE,

PEOPLE.

( LAUGHTER )

THE BELLY OF THE SNAKE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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