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  • Aired:  05/29/12
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Jon has at various times described himself as socialist, independent, Whig, Rockefeller Republican, Teddy Roosevelt Democrat, and contrarian a**hole. (3:12)

I'M PARAPHRASING.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ANYWAY SO THAT GOES DOWN.

AND THEN CAME THIS CLIP UNEARTHED BY A CONSERVATIVE WEB SITE.

>> I THINK YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT,

JON.

>> Jon: I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY CORRECT.

I WOULD SAY I'M MORE OF A SOCIALISM OR INDEPENDENT.

OH, MY GOD!

I LOOK GREAT.

WOW!

DHAWZ.

WOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED THAT INTERVIEW WAS CONDUCTED JUST MOMENTS -- MOMENTS BEFORE

LARRY KING DRAINED ME OF MY YOUTH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN I THINK I MEANT BY THE COMMENT ON THAT SHOW SEEING I HAVE AT

VARIOUS TIMES DESCRIBED MYSELF AS SOCIALIST, INDEPENDENT, WIG,

ROCKEFELLER INDEPENDENT P TEDDY ROOSEVELT DEMOCRAT AND (bleep).

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN STATE CONTROL OF INDUSTRIAL OR COLLECTIZING -- COLLECTIVIZING FARMS BUT I

BELIEVE THERE'S VALUE IN POLICIES THAT DERIVE FROM A MORE SOCIALIST ETHOS.

>> I THINK SOCIAL SECURITY IS AN IMPORTANT PROGRAM.

>> Jon: LIKE SOCIAL SECURITY.

THANK YOU COURAGEOUS COMRADE.

I BELIEVE IN THAT A SOCIALIZED PROGRAM TO EASE POFERLY AMONG THE ELDERLY THAT WE ALL CONTRIBUTE TO.

WHAT ELSE WOULD BE SOCIALIST?

>> MEDICARE WILL SAVE THE SAFETY NET OF HEALTH CARE COVERAGE THAT

OUR ESTEEMED ELDERS IN COUNTRY NEED.

>> Jon: SEE YOU AT THE MEETING, SISTER SARA.

I USED THE TERM SOCIALISM IN THE YEAR 2000 BEFORE OBAMA RUINED IT FOR EVERYBODY.

>> BARACK OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

>> HE'S OBVIOUSLY A SOCIALIST.

>> HIS SOCIALIST POLICIES ARE BANKRUPTING AMERICA.

>> HIS SOCIALIST POLICIES ARE RUINING AMERICA.

>> Jon: YES, SOCIALISM IS A NEW S WORD.

THE WORSE THING YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE.

IT'S LIKE IF THE C WORD AND THE N WORD HAD A BABY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THAT BABY'S NAME: OBAMA.

>> OBAMA CARE IS QUITE CLEARLY THE CROWN JEWEL OF SOCIALISM.

>> OBAMA CARE IS THE FLAGSHIP OF SOCIALISM.

IT'S PURE UNADULT RATED SOCIALISM.

>> Jon: UNCUT, GOT STUFF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

APPARENTLY SOCIALISM IS LIKE CHOLESTEROL SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE ARE THE GOOD KIND.

OBAMA CARE IS THE BAD KIND,

UNADULT RATED SOCIALISM, A PROGRAM WHERE EVERYONE WILL BE FORGED TO BUY HEALTH INSURANCE

IN A COMPETITIVE MARKETPLACE OF PRIVATE PROFIT INSURANCE COMPANIES, THE MARXIST DREAM.

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