KO Computer - SOPA Runaway

  • Aired:  01/18/12
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Jessica Williams scouts the next freight train to Anywhere Town in an attempt to evade the law. (2:30)

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

FOR MORE ON THIS SOPA BILL, WE

GO TO OUR NEWEST AND YOUNGEST

CORRESPONDENT, JESSICA WILLIAMS.

JESSICA, THANK YOU FOR JOINING

US.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> I CAN'T TALK, JON, I'M

SCOUTING THE NEXT FREIGHT TRAIN

TO ANYWHERE-TOWN, JUST TRYING

THE KEEP ONE STEP AHEAD OF

JOHNNY LAW.

>> Jon: JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU

IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW?

>> SOPA, JON.

I'M AN INFRINGER, A SONG

SMUGLIER, A COPY-RAT, A

RED-HANDED VIDEO LIFTER.

I UPLOADED A VIDEO.

I'M YOUNG JOHN, IT'S WHAT WE DO.

WE UPLOAD THING.

♪ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

♪ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ♪♪

MAN, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

I MEAN, I LOOK GOOD, BUT THAT

WAS A MISTAKE.

>> Jon: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THEY WOULD ARREST YOU FOR

SINGING BEYONCE IN YOUR PAJAMAS?

>> OH, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE TV IN THIS T

BACKGROUND.

IT WAS TUNED INTO AN EPISODE OF

"NEWHART."

DAMMIT, YOU HAVE [BLEEPED] ME

FOR THE LAST TIME, BOB NEWHART.

>> Jon: IS THAT REALLY A

COPYRIGHT VIOLATION?

>> OF COURSE, WHY WOULD ANYONE

BUY A "NEWHART" D.V.D. WHEN THEY

CAN SEE MY VIDEO OF "NEWHART"

BLURRY WITH NO VOLUME FOR FREE.

>> Jon: JESSICA, DON'T GO.

THIS IS ONLY YOUR SECOND

ASSIGNMENT.

WE HAVE LAWYERS HERE WHO CAN

HELP YOU.

>> I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT,

JON, BUT THERE'S NO ROOM IN THIS

ROTTEN WORLD FOR A BUM PALOOKA

LIKE ME.

BESIDES, JON, YOU HAVE WYATT AND

AASIF AND THE TWINS TO TAKE CARE

OF.

YOU KNOW THEY'RE GROWING UP SO

FAST.

HEY, GIVE 'EM A HUG FOR ME,

WOULD YA?

AND ON CLEAR NIGHT, TELL THEM TO

STAIR UP AT THE BIG YELLOW MOON,

BECAUSE I'LL BE LOOKING UP AT

IT, TOO.

HEY, JON, I LEFT SOMETHING IN

YOUR POCKET FOR DO YOU REMEMBER

ME BY.

>> Jon: HALF A LOCKET.

>> UH-HUH.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: I'LL WEAR IT FOREVER.

YOU'LL WEAR THE OTHER HALF.

>> WHAT OTHER HALF?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon:, THE HALF YOU WEAR SO

WHEN WE FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN

AND PUT THE TWO PIECES BACK

TOGETHER AGAIN...

>> OH, NO, JON, THERE'S NO OTHER

HALF.

>> Jon: WE EACH GET ONE, IT

SYMBOLIZES NO MATTER HOW FAR

APART WE ARE...

>> OH, NO, I ONLY BROUGHT ONE

HALF.

SEE YA.

>> Jon: BYE.

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