V-Jay Jay Day - Samantha Bee's Apology

  • Aired:  02/14/12
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Samantha Bee explains the reasonable expectations of women who intrudes on a man's world, like gal reporters or teacherettes. (2:47)

WHATEVER (BLEEP) YOU WANT TO

TALK.

FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, WE'RE

JOINED BY SENIOR ARMED FORCES

CORRESPONDENT SPAN THAT BEE.

SAM, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING

HERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'M CONFUSED.

THE WHOLE THING HAS ME VERY

CONFUSED.

RICK SANTORUM SAYS WOMEN CAN'T

BE IN COMBAT BECAUSE THEY'LL

TRIGGER MEN'S CHIVALROUS NATURE.

RIZ TROTTA SAYS FEMALE SOLDIERS

CAN'T SERVE BECAUSE THEY'LL

AROUSE MEN'S BASER INSTINCTS.

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE?

>> WELL, JON, I KNOW YOU'RE

EXPECTING AN APOLOGY AND,

BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL GET IT.

>> Jon: FROM... FROM YOU?

AN APOLOGY FOR WHAT, SAM?

>> JON, FOR THIS.

(LAUGHTER).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU GUYS CAN RAPE IT OR YOU CAN

PROTECT IT BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE

IT.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S WHO YOU ARE.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT THIS AND THE

SEXUAL ASSAULT AND THINGS LIKE

THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD HABIT THAT

MEN HAVE.

LIKE, OH, MEN ALWAYS LEAVE THEIR

SOCKS ON THE FLOOR.

MEN CAN'T PUT THE TOILET SEAT

DOWN.

>> GOD, I KNOW!

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GUYS DO

THAT?

AND WHEN THEY RAPE?

(LAUGHS)

LADIES, AM I RIGHT?

WHAT'S UP?

(LAUGHS)

OH, MY GOSH!

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: SO FEMALE SOLDIERS

SHOULD JUST EXPECT TO BE

SEXUALLY ASSAULTED?

>> WELL, FEMALE SOLDIERS, GAL

REPORTERS, LADY DOCTORS,

TEACHERETTES, AVIATRIXES, THAT'S

JUST THE WAY IT IS WHEN YOU'RE A

WOMAN INTRUDING IN A MAN'S

WORLD.

WE EXPECT TO BE PAID SLIGHTLY

LESS AND RAPED SLIGHTLY MORE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I'M A... AS

A MAN, I'M OFFENDED.

MEN ARE ABSOLUTELY CAPABLE OF

WORKING IN CLOSE QUARTERS WITH

WOMEN IN AN APPROPRIATE,

RESPECTFUL MANNER.

>> UM, JON?

I'M UP HERE.

>> Jon: I'M LOOKING UP THERE!

>> OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

IT'S MY FAULT.

YOU DON'T BRING THE FRUIT IF YOU

DON'T WANT IT TO GET PICKED.

WOW.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, NOT EVERY

MAN IS IN A CONSTANT BATTLE TO

SUPPRESS URGES TO PICK FRUIT

THAT DOES NOT WANT TO BE PICKED

BY THEM.

>> OH!

SO SOMEONE HATES WOMEN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I DON'T HATE WOMEN.

I DON'T...

>> OKAY, JUST LIKE FEMINISTS

HATE MEN BY ASSUMING THAT THEY

COULD BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN

PREHISTORIC RAPE MACHINES.

WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS THE

NAME OF MY ALL-GIRL PUNK BAND.

WE'RE GONNA BE AT THE ROXY THIS

WEEKEND AND, FELLAS, AS ALWAYS,

LADIES DRINK FREE IF YOU CATCH

MY DRIFT.

TWO FOR ONE ROOFIE-TINIS.

COME ON DOWN, PROTECT US; RAPE

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