Indecision 2012 - Rich Man, Richer Man

  • Aired:  02/02/12
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Donald Trump endorses GOP frontrunner and presumed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. (3:22)

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO THE

DAILY SHOW, MY NAME IS JON

STEWART.

WE'VE GOT ONE TONIGHT, OUR

GUEST TONIGHT DR. DAVID AGUS,

AUTHOR OF A NEW BOOK, THE

END OF ILLNESS.

ME, BEING ABLE TO TALK TO A

DOCTOR FOR FREE.

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS GOING KEEP HIM HERE

AND HE'LL BE LIKE ARE WE

STILL ON TV, YEAH, SURE

WE'RE STILL ON TV.

ANYWAY, I AM GOING TO BEGIN

TONIGHT WITH A LITTLE

CONFESSION.

1978 I KILLED A MAN DONE DR --

NO, I'M SORRY.

A LITTLE CONFESSION.

THE RACE FOR THE REPUBLICAN

NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT HAS

BEEN VERY INTERESTING.

SOME FINE DEBATE, DRAMATIC

STORY LINES.

BUT FOR ME, THERE'S BEEN AN

EMPTINESS, SOMETHING MISSING

FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW FROM

THE RACE, A MOGUL-SHAPED

HOLE IN MY HEART.

AND THEN THIS MORNING.

>> DONALD TRUMP EXPECTED TO

MAKE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE,

JUST HOURS FROM NOW IN LAS

VEGAS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THANK GOD!

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY TO

SEE AN ORANGE FACE AGAIN

SINCE THE END OF FINDING

THEMO.

I MEAN OH!

WHAT'S THE DONALD GOING TO

ANNOUNCE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING

TO BE.

A BACK IN THE RACE?

WHAT IS HE IS A NOUNCING NOW,

THAT ES RELEASING THE BIRTH

BY GRADE, THAT HE IS

SECEDING AND WILL RULE OVER

HIS OWN COUNTRY, AN EXACT TO

SCALE REPLICA OF THIS

COUNTRY MADE OF GOLD LEAF

AND CONFIDENCE?

>> IT'S MY HONOR, REAL HONOR

AND PRIVILEGE TO ENDORSE

MITT ROMNEY.

I'VE GOT--

(APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: OH.

THAT'S IT?

(LAUGHTER)

NO, LIKE, I AM-- IS GOING TO

BE THE SECRETARY OF STATE,

LIKE NOTHING?

JUST AN ENDORSEMENT OF THE

CURRENT FRONT-RUNNER AND

PRESUMED NOMINEE.

NEVER SAW TRUMP AS A ROMNEY

GUY.

AWE TRUMP AS THE GUY USE

LIFESTYLE WAS DRIVEN BY A

SLIGHT, A GUY LIKE ROMNEY

GAVE HIM YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW

WHAT I MEAN, LIKE THAT PRICK

THINKS CAN KEEP ME OUT OF

THE COUNTRY CLUB, I'LL BUILD

MY OWN AND IT WILL HAVE A

STATUE OF PERRIER COMING OUT

OF A THET-- A THENA'S

NIPPLES IN IT I MEAN

SERIOUSLY, WHAT WOULD TRUMP

AND ROMNEY HAVE IN COMMON.

WHAT DOES TRUMP SEE WHEN HE

LOOKS AT ROMNEY?

♪ DREAM WEAVER ♪

♪.

>> CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE,

MY FRIEND.

>> I LIKE BEING ABLE TO FAIR

PEOPLE.

>> I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT

THE VERY POOR-- .

>> Jon: OH, THIS GUY, HE

LIKES FIRING PEOPLE, HE

LOVES CORPORATION, THE ONLY

THING I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT IS

THE WHOLE SAME WIFE FOR 42

YEARS THING, BUT YOU KNOW, I

CAN OVERLOOK IT.

SO DONE ALL TRUMP AND MITT

ROMNEY JOIN FORCES SHOWING

AMERICANS THAT IF TWO IVY

LEAGUE EDUCATED SUCCESSFUL

BUSINESS TYCOONS FROM

WEALTHY FAMILIES CAN FIND

COMMON GROUND, EVEN WHEN ONE

IS A BILLIONAIRE AND THE

OTHER ONLY A MULTI, MULTI,

MULTIMILLIONAIRE, MAYBE

THERE'S

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