Intro - Jon Is Sick

  • Aired:  11/11/10
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The only thing worse than throwing up is the promotional campaign that the throw up does in your body for an hour and a half. (1:46)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

ROSARIO DAWSON WONDERFUL ACTRESS

IS SHE'S HERE TODAY.

IF YOU ARE AT HOME WATCHING TV

AND SEEING ME AND THINKING TO

YOURSELF THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE

(bleep) --

[LAUGHTER]

YES, HE DOES.

FEELS VERY SIMILARLY.

I WASN'T GOOD TO DO THE SHOW

TONIGHT AS BAD AS I FELT I

WASN'T GOING TO DO IT.

BUT THESE PEOPLE STOOD OUTSIDE

FOR A HALF HOUR.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHAT IF I EVER FEEL

DOWN OR LIKE I'M NOT DOING IT I

THINK ABOUT SERGEANT MATTHEW

FROM BROOKLYN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WANT TO WISH HIM A HAPPY

VETERANS DAY.

HIS SISTER IS HERE.

SHE FEELS BAD SHE'S NOT

CELEBRATING WITH YOU BUT SHE

LOVES YOUR UNIT THE --

[LAUGHTER]

THE FIGHTING LIKE 104th OR

SOMETHING.

HAPPY VETERANS DAY.

GOOD?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CAN I TELL YOU THE ONLY THING

WORSE THAN THROWING UP IS THE

PROMOTIONAL CAMPAIGN THAT THE

THROW UP DOES IN YOUR BODY FOR

AN HOUR AND A HALF.

IT'S LIKE THE WAITING.

LAST NIGHT WAS CRAZY, LYING ON

THE FLOOR OF MY

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