Ho Lee Fuk

  • Aired:  07/15/13
  •  | Views: 67,667

Kate Middleton prepares to give birth to the greatest baby in the history of civilization, Brian Kilmeade injures a toddler, and San Francisco keeps it classy. (1:57)

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> John: WELCOME TO THE DAIL

SHOW.

WELCOME.

I AM JOHN OLIVER.

JON STEWART JON STEWART IS STILL

NOT HERE.

MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY AWARE

HE'S CURRENTLY ON A RUG SPRINGER

AND HE EEL BE BACK SOME TIME AT

THE START OF OCTOBER.

HE LOVES ROLLER COASTERS.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, THE CREATOR

OF "THE NEWSROOM," AARON SORKIN

IS HERE.

THE PRINCE, THE KING.

IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BAN WITH

YOU FROM OUR TWO-WEEK BREAK.

IT WAS TOUGH TO BE AWAY, WE WERE

MISSOG MANY FUN THINGS TO COVER,

KATE MIDDLETON ABOUT TO GIVE

BIRTH TO THE GREATEST BABY IN

THE HISTORY OF CIVILIZATION,

BORN IN THE TRADITIONAL MANNER,

FIGHTING THEIR WAY OUT OF HER

WOMB AND CUTTING THEIR OWN UM

BELL D.L. CORD WITH A SWORD ONLY

THEY COULD WIELD.

LAST THURSDAY BRIAN KILMEADE

THREW A BASKETBALL DIRECTLY INTO

A TODDLER'S FACE.

WOW.

THAT IS THE WORST DAY THAT BRIAN

KILMEADE HAS HAD SINCE THE TIME

THEY LET HIM HUG A RABBIT AND HE

SQUEEZED IT TOO HARD.

AND THEN ON FRIDAY, A SAN

FRANCISCO TV STATION GOT PUNKED

INTO READING THESE NAMES AS A

KOREAN FLIGHT CREW.

>> CAPTAIN SUM CHI WONG, WEE TOO

LOW, HO LEE FU K AND BANG TI

WOW.

>>

>> John: HOW COULD WE MISS

THAT KIND OF SPECTACULAR

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