The Younger Games: Catching Ire

  • Aired:  04/09/14
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As spring break descends upon America, Fox News criticizes the debaucherous behavior -- but then offers advice on how to party harder. (6:05)

>> Jon: WELCOMEBACK. AS WE SAW IN THE FIRST ACT

THE WORLD AROUND US IS FALLINGAPART.

[LAUGHTER]BUT LET'S BE HONEST, WE HAVE

SOME OF OUR OWN PROBLEMSRIGHT HERE IN AMERICA.

>> EVERY YEAR THOUSANDS OFCOLLEGE STUDENTS PACK THEIR

BAGS.

THEY HEAD TO THE BEACH AND BEACHDESTINATIONS FOR THE

MOST COVETED WEEK OF THE YEAR.

THAT'S SPRING BREAK.

>> WE CONTINUE TO EXPOSE WHATIS REALLY GOING ON IN SPRING

BREAK IN AMERICA.

>> Jon: YES, AMERICA'S OLDESTHALL MONITOR, SEAN HANNITY,

DEDICATED NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUTFIVE DIFFERENT SHOWS ON THE

HORRORS OF SPRING BREAKINCLUDING THE ENTIRE HOUR ON

FRIDAY FEATURING A PANEL OFOUTRAGED EXPERTS THERE TO EXPOSE

THIS ANNUAL EVENT.

YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT THEY FOUNDBECAUSE YOU KNOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> YES, PEOPLE HAVING SEX ON THE

BEACH IN PUBLIC.

>> THE ABUNDANCE OF THEOVERDRINKING.

>> THESE YOUNG LADIESWHO ARE DISGRACING THEMSELVES BY

RUNNING AROUND ACTING LIKE THAT.

>> WOMEN TAKE THEIR TOPSOFF.

>> THE YOUNG GIRL ON THE BOXWITH NO BOTTOM ON.

>> THESE SLOPPY DRUNKEN DUDESDOWN THERE.

>> GUYS WERE LITERALLY TAKINGTHEIR PANTS OFF.

>> YES. WAS HIGH AS A KITE.

>> LOTS OF DRINKING, DRUGS,RISKY BEHAVIOR SOMETIMES WITH

TRAGIC RESULTS.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: SHORTLY AFTER FILMING

THAT PIECE THAT YOUNG WOMAN BLEWOUT HER LEFT BUTT CHEEK.

[ LAUGHTER ]DOCTORS SAY SHE MAY NEVER TWERK

AGAIN.

PERHAPS SHE'LL HAVE TO FILE FORTWERKMAN'S COMP.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]SO YOU DID A WEEK OF SHOWS ON

THIS.

WHAT WISDOM DID THE PANELIMPART?

>> MY DAUGHTER THERE'S NO WAY INHELL SHE'S GOING THERE.

>> Jon: WELL, THAT MAKESSENSE.

I ASSUME THE SAME GOES FOR YOURSONS.

>> BUT WITH MY SONS I HOPE THEYHAVE A GREAT TIME.

>> MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL BUTWE'RE DIFFERENT.

IF I HAD A COLLEGE SON I WOULDSAY HERE IS $100, HAVE FUN.

>> Jon: LET'S JUST ALL AGREETHAT THAT IS SEXIST AND MOVE ON

TO THE MORE PRESSING ISSUE HERE.

$100?

[LAUGHTER]HE'S GOING TO SPRING BREAK NOT

DAVE AND BUSTERS.

LOOK.

[ LAUGHTER ]YOU ARE GOING TO GET A CALL

THREE HOURS INTO SPRINGBREAK "HEY, THANKS FOR $100. IT

GOT ME TO DELAWARE."

[LAUGHTER]NOW I'M JUST SITTING HERE

BLOWING TRUCKERS TRYING TO GETDOWN TO TAMPA.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TOHAVE TO DO TO GET HOME.

TELL MOM I LOVE HER.

[ LAUGHTER ]NOW SOME OF THE MORE SKEPTICAL

VIEWERS MIGHT THINK THIS IS LESSOF A NEWS STORY AND MORE OF A

REASON TO SPEND A WEEK RUNNINGWILDLY INAPPROPRIATELY T AND A

FOOTAGE ALONGSIDE PUNDITSTSSKING SAID FOOTAGE.

BUT YOU WOULD ONLY BE 99.9%RIGHT. YOU SEE,

THIS IS AN IN-DEPTH CAUTIONARYTALE OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN

CHILDREN ARE NOT PROPERLYRAISED.

>> WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS, ISWHAT I WANT TO KNOW?

>> PARENTS TODAY REALLY NEED TOGET A GRIP ON WHAT GOING IS ON.

>> IT'S UP TO THE PARENTSPARENTS TO INSTRUCT THE KIDS.

>> IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TOSTART PARENTING.

>> IT REALLY COMES DOWN TOPARENTS.

>> Jon: WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS?

[LAUGHTER]WHAT KIND OF ROTTEN NEGLECTFUL

PARENTS WOULD ALLOW THEIR KIDSTO EVEN GO ON SPRING BREAK?

>> ONE TIME I WENT TO CANCUN INCOLLEGE.

>> I WENT TO ACAPULCO AND IWENT TO SOUTH BEACH.

>> I WENT TO AUBURN UNIVERSITYIN THE SOUTH AND

SPRING BREAK WAS HUGE FOR ALLOF US.

>> I WENT TO SYRACUSEUNIVERSITY. IT WAS A PART

SCHOOL. I HAD A GREAT TIME. IWENT ON SPRING BREAK.

>> I WENT TO PANAMA CITY IN1992.

I WAS AT SHARKIES.

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN OVERSERVED ONEOR TWO NIGHTS.

>> I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE.

>> YOU KNOW ALL THOSE PLACES.

>> I KNOW ALL THOSE PLACES.

>> Jon: YOU DO.

SO WHAT KIND OF (bleep) PARENTSLET THEIR KID GO TO SPRING

BREAK?

OH, RIGHT YOUR (bleep)PARENTS. SO YOU JUST DON'T WANT

KIDS TODAY -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- YOU CLEARLY DON'T WANT KIDSTODAY DOING THE TERRIBLE THINGS

YOU HAVE SUCH FOND MEMORIES OFDOING.

I GUESS IF THEY ARE GOING TO DOIT, THERE'S ONE THING YOU WOULD

LIKE THEM TO KNOW, THEY AREDOING IT WRONG.

>> WHAT WE USED TO DO WHEN WEWERE YOUNG PUT A BOOM HOLE,

HOLD IT UP, OPEN IT UP AND THATWAS CALLING SHOTGUN.

>> SHOOT THAT CUP.

>> THIS IS CALLED, GO AHEAD -->> -- A FUNNEL.

>> THEY HAVE TO LEANBACK. IT OPENS UP THEIR THROAT.

AND THE BEER LITERLLY JUST GOESDOWN.

>> CHLOE!>> THAT'S JUST WATER.

>> YOU HAVE TO BEND YOUR KNEES ALITTLE BIT.

THAT'S THE WHOLE TRICK.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BENDYOUR KNEES A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH, YEAH.

SHOW THEM HOW TERRIBLE IT IS.

[ LAUGHTER ]HONESTLY IT'S THE (bleep)

WEIRDEST WEEK OF TV I'VE EVERSEEN.

PERHAPS AS ALWAYS THE BESTADVICE ON STAYING SAFE CAME FROM

FOX NEWS LIBERAL ROBERT BECKEL.

>> I USE A LOT OF COCAINE INMY LIFE.

I HAVE HAD GOOD COCAINE AND BADCOCAINE. I GUARANTEE

YOU THE STUFF THEY'RE SELLINGDOWN HERE IS BAD.

>> Jon: SO REMEMBER KIDS STAY INSCHOOL, GET BETTER PARENTS, AND

DON'T GO TO SPRING BREAK.

BUT IF YOU DO, BRING YOURCOCAINE FROM HOME.

[ LAUGHTER ]I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH:

WHEN YOU GO ON SPRING BREAK,BRING THE COCAINE YOU USE AT

HOME.

[ LAUGHTER ]THE COCAINE YOU TRUST.

[ LAUGHTER ]AND THAT'S THE MORE YOU DO BLOW

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