Words With Fringe

  • Aired:  12/19/13
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Fox News defends a "Duck Dynasty" star's right to say ignorant s**t on television. (4:33)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

SHOW.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

HOLD ON.

HOLD ON.

EMOTION REPRESS, REPRESS.

DON'T FEEL -- I'M BACK.

SO LISTEN AS A STUDENT OFHISTORY ONE THING THAT WE'VE ALL

LEARNED IS THAT EVEN THEMIGHTIEST DYNASTIES EVENTUALLY

CRUMBLE.

THE MING DYNASTY, FELLED BYPEASANT REBELLIONS. THE HAPSBURG

DYNASTY, BROUGHT LOW BY WORLDWAR I AND UNWIELDY FACIAL HAIR.

AND NOW A PROBLEM FOR THEPREEMINENT DYNASTY OF OUR

AGE. >> THE DUCK DYNASTYCHARACTERS LED BY THE FAMILYPATRIARCH

ARE STARS IN THE REALITY SHOWUNIVERSE.

BUT IN AN ISSUE OF GQ PHILROBERTSON CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY

SINFUL.

JUST MORE OUT FROM THERE BESTIALITY, THE

DRUNKARDS THE SWINDLERS THEYWON'T INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF

GOD.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

>> Jon: YEAH, MAN IT'S ZZ TOPNOT ZZ BOTTOM.

[ LAUGHTER ]FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WATCH YOUR

DUCK DYNASTY THERE AND I ASSUMEDIT WAS A SHOW WHERE DUCKS

REENACTED THE SHOW DYNASTY.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, WOULD HAVEA HUGE GAY AUDIENCE.

BESIDES EQUATING BEING GAY WITHBESTIALITY HE

REMINISCED ABOUT HOW MUCHHAPPIER HE RECALLED BLACK

HAPEOPLE WERE IN THE PRE CIVILRIGHTS ERA, AND THAT NONE OF

THEM DURING THAT TIMEWERE UPSET AND WERE IN

FACT SINGING IN THE FIELDSAND NO ONE WAS SINGING THE

BLUES FORGETTING, OF COURSE,THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH WHEN AND

WHERE THE BLUES WERE INVENTED.

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE GLAAD FILED ACOMPLAINT AND NAACP, WHICH MEANS

SOMEONE ELSE IS ABOUT TO GETPRETTY UPSET.

>> THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED THEFIRST AMENDMENT.

THIS IS THE WORD POLICE.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

>> Jon: YES, I, TOO, HAVE APROBLEM WITH THE WORD OF POLICE.

IT'S BY FAR THE WORST LAW ANDORDER SPINOFF.

I DON'T CARE FOR IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]LOOK, I THINK WHAT THE GUY SAID

IS IGNORANT BUT I HAVE ANINCLINATION TO SUPPORT A WORLD

WHERE SAYING IGNORANT (bleep)ON TELEVISION DOESN'T GET YOU

KICKED OFF THAT MEDIUM.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]BUT I GUESS I STAND WITH THE

FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTISTS AT FOXNEWS WHO DON'T BELIEVE YOU

SHOULD PRESSURE PEOPLE TO HAVETO ADHERE TO CULTURAL NORMS OF

SPEECH MOSTLY.

>> WHY ARE SO MANY TOWNSREMOVING THE WORD AND THE NAME

CHRISTMAS.

>> ISN'T IT DISCRIMINATINGAGAINST CHRISTIANS BY CALLING IT

A HOLIDAY TREE.

>> CHRISTMAS IS CHRISTMASTHE RELIGION

FOR CHRISTIANS. RESPECT IT.

>> SOME PEOPLE ARE BUSY TRYINGTO ERASE CHRISTMAS FROM OUR

CULTURE.

>> IT'S NOT A XMAS TREE, IT'S ACHRISTMAS TREE.

>> PEOPLE ARE GOING HAPPYHOLIDAYS.

>> DO YOU DEBATE THAT THERE AREALL KINDS OF INSTANCES WHERE

CHRISTMAS IS STRUCK FROM THELEXICON.

>> WHO GIVES A RIP ABOUT WHETHEROR NOT A WHITE OR RED POINSETTIA

IS IN THE SCHOOL.

IT DOESN'T HAVE JESUS ON IT.

GET OVER IT.

ARE THERE FLOWERS WITH JESUS ON THEM?

THEIR BELIEF IN FREE SPEECHDOESN'T EXTEND TO THE HOLIDAYS

WHERE THE WORD CHRISTMAS ISMANDATORY.

FOX WOULDN'T PRESSURE PEOPLE TOUSE THE PHRASE MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> THE GOVERNOR OF RHODE ISLANDREFUSING TO CALL IT A CHRISTMAS

TREE. INSTEAD HE'S CALLING ITTHE HOLIDAY TREE.

FOR FOLKS WATCHING RIGHT NOWTHINKING THAT'S CRAZY I SHOULD

CALL THE GOVERNOR.

WE HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER.

>> WHEN DEPARTMENT STORESORDERED THE EMPLOYEES NOT TO SAY

MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WON THATBECAUSE WE NAMED THEM AND NO ONE

WENT SHOPPING THERE.

>> THEY CAN CALL YOUR RADIO SHOWAND CONTACT THE GOVERNOR.

>> TULSA'S HOLIDAY PARADE OFLIGHTS WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED

SATURDAY DESPITE THE PROTESTS.

>> FORTUNATELY THE PARADE WILLNOT SUFFER.

>> Jon: I END WITH THE SAGEWORDS OF FOX APPROVED CAST OF

DUCK DYNASTY>> HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.

>>HOLIDAYS.

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