The 7 Billionth Person

  • Aired:  10/31/11
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A baby born in the Philippines is considered the world's 7 billionth person. (1:10)

SEE?

(LAUGHTER)

WE ONLY PLANNED THE LIGHTING

QUEUE ONCE.

BIG NEWS TODAY FOR PLANET EARTH.

>> A BABY GIRL BORN THIS MORNING

IN THE PHILIPPINES IS BEING

CALLED THE SEVEN BILLIONTH

PERSON IN THE WORLD.

>> Jon: WOW.

THAT IS EXCITING.

(LAUGHTER)

LET ME, IF I MAY, ADDRESS OUR

SEVEN BILLIONTH PERSON.

SAVE US!

WE'RE VERY SCARED!

PLEASE GROW UP TO BE OUR

MESSIAH.

(LAUGHTER)

PLEASE BE OUR NEO.

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING

TO GET THAT REFERENCE, IT'S FROM

"THE MATRIX" WHICH IS A TOTALLY

KICK-ASS MOVIE-- THE FIRST ONE--

THEY GET LESS COOL... IT'S NOT

IMPORTANT.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'RE OUR ON HOPE, WHICH IS

ALSO FROM A MOVIE.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT MY POINT IS, PLEASE BE OUR

MESSIAH.

PLEASE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE (BLEEP).

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE

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